Equius Zahhak
@clydesdaleTeats
D --> Robotics, Poetry, Fine Arts, Appreciation for the Equestrian and Muscular D --> #NSFW outlet
im so loved right guys
D --> What is the purpose of this chit D --> Are you looking for a pale outpouring
#TittyThursday Small titties are valid too. Not all of us come built with mommy milkers, and that's fine. #IttyBittyTittyCommittee https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/13858de0f38c8271dcc12da12bb1ebf228a0f869.png #nsfw
D --> While I regret the lack of access to large milkers i find it equally enamoring to have small and graceful, even artistic, breasts on display before me D --> Which I am admiring purely for artistic value of course
i clearly misunderstood the #holeposting thing so now everyone else is posting cool pieces of nature while my full ass is there on the feed :/ #nsfw
1M T3MPT3D TO JO1N YOU 1F TH4T H3LPS, BUT 1M 4LSO 1NCR3D1BLY COMFORT4BL3 R1GHT NOW
D --> I was momentarily overpowered by the very notion of you displaying your wide rear and and D --> Hole D --> I sweat even thinking of it
D --> That is sickening D --> Please alert me when you have posted such a thing D --> So my critical eyes can look over it in great detail
:33< mewll nefur believe it but im just a little kitty! :33< im all alone in a rainstorm :33< wont someone pick meow up and take meow home? :(( :33< 8((
:33 < hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female troll br33ding, nepeta leijon is the most compatible troll fur efurryone? not only is she a fierce kitty, which is the most vicious of mammals, nepetas are an average of 4"5' tall and 125 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle huge bulges, and with their impurresive kitty titties for manhandling and dense strength furrom living in the jungles of alpurrnia, you can be rough with them. due to their mostly kitty based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused nepeta leijon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. they can also go fur hours, and learn how to purr on command along with nefurr wearing a bra to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. with their abilities sun beam nap and hella petting, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough attention. no other troll comes close to this level of compatibility. also, fun fact, if mew don't pull out enough, mew can make mewr nepeta full of slurry! nepeta is literally built fur huge bulges. ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+strong muscles means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. #nsfw
D --> Hnnnnngh D --> Nepeta I order you to remove this very factually correct post before I lose control over myself D --> Reading this has made use several white towels
:33 < equihiss got mad at me beclaws i uh... used one of his tools fur uh :33 < kitty time :33 < so he threw me out and meow i'm sad #nsfw
D --> you may come back but i hope you understand the effort it will take me to order aneighther server as sensitive and finger shaped as that one it was exorbitantly expensive even with the parts i already owned
:33 < i know i'm sorry :33 < why would they make something so impurrtant the purrfect shape to ride?
D --> they made it so the machine can close its fists around an enemy and choke them to death D --> If I had kneighw that leaving around a finger shaped mechanical object would lead to that I would have D --> Actually D --> Perhaps this is my fault
:33 < i mean... :33 < i dont wanna say its mewr fault cause of something /i/ did :33 < buuuuuuuut....
D --> Perhaps ne%t time D --> You should come on me instead D --> To me to me to me D --> You did neight see that
which mlp character is john most like? he invited me and dirk to a movie night and were making everyone wear mlp onesies cause johns making us watch con air
D --> Pinkie pie D --> I attribute this choice to the humans fondness of pranks and comedy as well as his forgetting and distracted nature to Pinkie Pie's absent mindedness D --> The other ponies are much too focused or low in animation to be chosen
i heard you guys were hole posting? :B (artist: prisonson03) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/ass.jpeg
D --> Hnnnngh D --> I should have kneighwn a human would stoop so low as to e%pose themselves in this lurid manner D --> Completelt unbefitting of any form of manners and upbringing D --> You should post more D -> So that I may continue to judge you
Local goth slut (affectionate) has to go out. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/a85e285342683ca2d7db5ce3fb7072cbec6aec7e.jpg #nsfw ish?
I would not be bothered by it, no. If I was bothered, I wouldn't post in the first place. Unless you want me to be bothered.
D --> Hnnnnnngh D --> Could you attempt to be bothered by it D --> But in a specific way D --> A way that is both deeply aroused by the lecherous drooling of a large royal troll over your alien form perhaps even feeling objectified D --> But at the same time teasing and vocalizing dirty and descriptive thoughts or nicknames to that troll in a tongue in cheek manner to get them to do more
Would it work for you if you imagined me ignoring this with a face of disgust?
Check your transportalizer.
D --> They are so soft D --> And the smell is quite STRONG D --> Can you please order me to D --> To D --> Hnnngh
You know what you have to do. Be a good boy.
D --> yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
D --> oh wow D --> For an alien this smell is quite pleasant D --> I desire to smell it from the source
D --> It is quite stiff D --> and will neight go down D --> Neigh matter how many times I beat it #nsfw
D --> I mean this machine of course https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de11eca50c06.png
Look at this hole I'm digging. Not for a dead body. Its for a dead body. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1740/1449/files/Hole1.jpg?v=1622154762 #nsfw #holeposting #death
It's a bit chilly today, don't you think? She did the thing, Chittr. Knocking out a few things at the same time: #holeposting #humpday , and celebrating the new logo. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/f31117ced5b5a0c70610a84f3a1d824556f1332c.jpg #nsfw
D --> Hnnnnghghghnh D --> I broke the glass in my hand D --> And my zipper D --> Ow ow ow ow