KERZET >XD: "okay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nsfw…"

oKay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nZfw >be me >having a can of refreZhing and criZp Mtn Dew Baja BlaZt >taKe a Ztop by the ablutionblocK before going to my reZpiteblocK >lightbulb.jpg >geniuZ idea haZ entered the thoughtZponge >taKe a Zeat on the loadgaper for eaZy cleanup >whip out my Zchmeat >can in prongZ >let_it_rip.mp3 >pour the carbonated nectar on it >ZPLAT.ogg >immediately cum >goo everywhere >totally_worth_it.png 10/10 would indulge again

#nsfw #vague

Kult: +22

Kull: +40

Total: 62

Ratio: 0.55

KERZET >XD

3 months ago

@coalescedDuality[CD]

oh thiZ Zuddenly not a Zafe Zpace anymore?

Kull: +10

Total: 10

3 months ago

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I'm soo fucking mad i didn't coome up with this sooooner than yoou

Kult: +14

Total: 14

↩ @coalescedDuality[CD]

Ikonos Taikon

3 months ago

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ It never fuKKin was ☆

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

3 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

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