oKay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nZfw >be me >having a can of refreZhing and criZp Mtn Dew Baja BlaZt >taKe a Ztop by the ablutionblocK before going to my reZpiteblocK >lightbulb.jpg >geniuZ idea haZ entered the thoughtZponge >taKe a Zeat on the loadgaper for eaZy cleanup >whip out my Zchmeat >can in prongZ >let_it_rip.mp3 >pour the carbonated nectar on it >ZPLAT.ogg >immediately cum >goo everywhere >totally_worth_it.png 10/10 would indulge again
oh thiZ Zuddenly not a Zafe Zpace anymore?
I'm soo fucking mad i didn't coome up with this sooooner than yoou
hehe 𐕣here sh𖦹uld be m𖦹re s𐕣𖦹ries f𖦹rma𐕣𐕣ed like 𐕣his 𖦹n chi𐕣𐕣r
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