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@collusionGlossologist
-)< BELIEF IS ONLY NECESSARY WHEN THE UNSCRUTABLE HAS BEEN SCRUTINISED -)< THEIR LACK OF FAITH PROTECTS US -)< IF YOU LOOK, YOU WILL FIND ANSWERS -)< BUT NOT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME -)< FUCK OFF
-)< SO. MY INVESTIGATIONS INTO THE VILE SHIT THAT AEROGLIDERS HAVE BEEN SMOGGING MY SKIES WITH THAT THEY CLAIM TO JUST BE "VAPOUR" HAS GONE DEEPER THAN I EVER ANTICIPATED. -(< SOMEHOW, IN MY UNDYING EFFORTS, I MANAGED TO UNCOVER SOMETHING THAT'S ONLY PARTIALLY RELATED TO THE FORSAKEN CHEM TRAILS, BUT IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. -(< I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IN THIS RAGING RIPTIDE OF CLARIFYING INFORMATION THAT MY ENCRYPTIONS HOLD UP AGAINST THE DIPSHITS WHO WOULD HAVE ME CULLED FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH AND CALLING IT INSTEAD "TERRORISM" OR "TREASON" -(< I SIMPLY UNCOVER THE TRUTH AND SHARE IT. I DO NAUGHT ELSE WITH THE INFORMATION BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE ENOUGH OF A FLYING FUCK. I JUST WANT TO KNOW
∻Dig deep and find ☢ut br☢, they're keeping it all under wraps f☢r a reas☢n.∻
-)< FUCKING GHOST DMS STARTLED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
-)< WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHAPSTICK AND KISSING SMOKERS
c< yOur trOlltag, i believe, but iM NOt certaiN >c
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c< because, i KNOw MOst peOple dONt lOOK 2 deep iN2 tHiNgs NOwadays >c
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c< agreed, sHit sucKs ON ice >c
-)< TWO THINGS, ONE: THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I SAID THERE WERE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ASSHATS -)< TWO: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, DUE TO THE LACK SEEING ANY OF THE OTHER IDIOTIC DOUCHENOZZLES FROM MY UNIVERSE HERE, I'M LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE IS AS SECURE AS I CAN GET (PLUS ALL THE SWEET NETWORK ENCRYPTION I HAD THAT JACKASS GOLD PULL UP FOR ME, SHIT'S SO COMPLEX THAT IT TAKES A FULL MINUTE FOR ANYTHING TO GET HERE AND BACK BUT APPARENTLY I AM THE FUCKING PARAGON OF PATIENCE) SO I CAN FINALLY DIVULGE THE INFORMATION THAT EVERY KNUCKLEHEAD ON MY ALTERNIA IS TOO BLIND TO SEE. CLEARLY WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR NUGBONE UP YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL WOULD DO THAT TO YOU -)< BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, LOOK NO FURTHER AS I AM YOUR TRUTHSAYER, YOUR SAVIOUR AGAINST IGNORANCE AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
oH, tHAT SOUNDS COOL i CAN THINK OF, a FEW SPOOKY CONSPIRACY SORT OF THINGS, mYSELF LIKE, hAVE YOU HEARD OF,,, tHE hATCHETMAN? gAMZEE TOLD ME, wAY WAY BACK THAT, hE HAUNTS THE WOODS AND, hUNTS DOWN MISBEHAVING TROLLS WHO, dISOBEY THEIR LUSII, oR AT LEAST, tHAT IS WHAT HIS LUSUS TOLD HIM, oN ONE OF THE FEW INSTANCES IT WAS, aROUND,
-)< #SCRUTINYSATURDAY