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@collusionGlossologist

-)< BELIEF IS ONLY NECESSARY WHEN THE UNSCRUTABLE HAS BEEN SCRUTINISED -)< THEIR LACK OF FAITH PROTECTS US -)< IF YOU LOOK, YOU WILL FIND ANSWERS -)< BUT NOT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME -)< FUCK OFF

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 93Kull Score: 902 followers1 following

What's the deal with Troll Disney's frozen head?

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-)< SO MUCH. SO, SO MUCH.

K--<new rule: anyone being happier than me on chittr will be immediately culled

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-)< CLEARLY I'M SAFER THAN A BOONDOLLAR CRAMPED UNDER SEVERAL LAYERS OF FILTH LOCKED IN AN ADAMANTINE BOX STORED IN A NUKE BUNKER

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yet not nearly as well-liked

-)< AGREED. PEOPLE HATE THE TRUTH

-)< TWO THINGS, ONE: THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I SAID THERE WERE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ASSHATS -)< TWO: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, DUE TO THE LACK SEEING ANY OF THE OTHER IDIOTIC DOUCHENOZZLES FROM MY UNIVERSE HERE, I'M LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE IS AS SECURE AS I CAN GET (PLUS ALL THE SWEET NETWORK ENCRYPTION I HAD THAT JACKASS GOLD PULL UP FOR ME, SHIT'S SO COMPLEX THAT IT TAKES A FULL MINUTE FOR ANYTHING TO GET HERE AND BACK BUT APPARENTLY I AM THE FUCKING PARAGON OF PATIENCE) SO I CAN FINALLY DIVULGE THE INFORMATION THAT EVERY KNUCKLEHEAD ON MY ALTERNIA IS TOO BLIND TO SEE. CLEARLY WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR NUGBONE UP YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL WOULD DO THAT TO YOU -)< BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, LOOK NO FURTHER AS I AM YOUR TRUTHSAYER, YOUR SAVIOUR AGAINST IGNORANCE AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

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@adiosToreador[AT]

oKAY THANK YOU, fOR YOUR RESPONSE, sO,,, mY OTHER QUESTION WAS, wHICH CHAPSTICK OR GLOSS, gOES BEST FOR, cOLLUDING WITH SOMEONE, wITH A SMOKING HABIT, aND BY COLLUDING i MEAN, KISSING A BIT?

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-)< GET OFF MY THREAD

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@adiosToreador[AT]

tHIS IS URGENT,

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-)< GO FIND SOMEONE WHO'S GOT LESS IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN ME, I DON'T DABBLE IN STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS UNLESS IT'S GOT TIES TO SOMETHING WAY BIGGER

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@adiosToreador[AT]

oKAY, wHAT IMPORTANT STUFF, aRE YOU UP TO THERE?

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-)< NOT THAT ITS YOUR BUSINESS BUT I AM UP TO MY FUCKING LOBE STEM IN, AGAIN, UNCOVERING THE DEEP-ROOTED SECRETS THAT HAVE BARELY BEEN HIDING FROM THE PUBLIC THAT ARE TOO BLINDED TO LOOK -)< FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN THERE ARE OTHER KARKATS HERE WHO ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS QUANDRANT STUFF WAY MORE DEEPLY THAN ME, GO ASK ONE OF THEM -)< FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. ASK ONE OF THEM

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@adiosToreador[AT]

oH, tHAT SOUNDS COOL i CAN THINK OF, a FEW SPOOKY CONSPIRACY SORT OF THINGS, mYSELF LIKE, hAVE YOU HEARD OF,,, tHE hATCHETMAN? gAMZEE TOLD ME, wAY WAY BACK THAT, hE HAUNTS THE WOODS AND, hUNTS DOWN MISBEHAVING TROLLS WHO, dISOBEY THEIR LUSII, oR AT LEAST, tHAT IS WHAT HIS LUSUS TOLD HIM, oN ONE OF THE FEW INSTANCES IT WAS, aROUND,

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-)< I AM DOING MY BEST NOT TO RECREATE SCENES FROM SLASHER MOVIES ON MYSELF AT THIS SHIT. -)< THAT'S AN URBAN LEGEND, *NOT* A CONSPIRACY THEORY. ALSO I AM NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST, THAT A TERM FOR THE PAN-ROTTED SELF-DESCRIBED "INTELLECTUALS" ON THE INTERNET. I AM A TRUTH-SEEKER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

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@adiosToreador[AT]

oH, gOT IT, oKAY, wHAT ORDER IS THAT, eXACTLY?

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-)< THAT'S CLASSIFIED

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

do those self-hypnosis vwids really vwork? im wvondering if i could giwve myself a foot fetish, i think itd really open some nevw opportunities for me #nsfwv

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-)< DEPENDS WHICH ONES YOUR LOOKING AT. -)< THE NORMY SHIT YOU FIND ON GRUELTUBE? NO FUCKING WAY -)< THE WEIRD SHIT YOU FIND ON OTHER WEBSITES? STILL NO -)< YOU GOTTA GO PAST THE DARK WEB AND INTO THE ABYSS SITES TO FIND SHIT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS -)< IT'S RUMOURED THAT THERE'S ACTUALLY JUST SOME PSIONIC ON THE OTHER SIDE MANIPULATING YOU THROUGH THE VIDEO BUT MY RESEARCH HASN'T GONE THAT FAR YET. -)< HALF IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND BUT THERE'S STUFF THAT CAN DO IT FOR YOU

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-)< WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHAPSTICK AND KISSING SMOKERS

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c< yOur trOlltag, i believe, but iM NOt certaiN >c

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17’5 ju57 y0ur v183.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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@megaloMemes[MM]

-)< WHY CAN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE DEEP THOUGHT AND GENUINE INTELLIGENCE THAT GOES INTO MY WORK

-)< EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, MY VIBE ISN'T KISS AND TELL SO WHY'D THEY EXPECT ADVICE

c< because, i KNOw MOst peOple dONt lOOK 2 deep iN2 tHiNgs NOwadays >c

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@megaloMemes[MM]

-)< A TRUE FAILING OF THE SHITSTORM WE CALL OUR FUCKING SOCIETY

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