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@collusionGlossologist
-)< BELIEF IS ONLY NECESSARY WHEN THE UNSCRUTABLE HAS BEEN SCRUTINISED -)< THEIR LACK OF FAITH PROTECTS US -)< IF YOU LOOK, YOU WILL FIND ANSWERS -)< BUT NOT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME -)< FUCK OFF
What's the deal with Troll Disney's frozen head?
K--<new rule: anyone being happier than me on chittr will be immediately culled
-)< TWO THINGS, ONE: THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I SAID THERE WERE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ASSHATS -)< TWO: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, DUE TO THE LACK SEEING ANY OF THE OTHER IDIOTIC DOUCHENOZZLES FROM MY UNIVERSE HERE, I'M LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE IS AS SECURE AS I CAN GET (PLUS ALL THE SWEET NETWORK ENCRYPTION I HAD THAT JACKASS GOLD PULL UP FOR ME, SHIT'S SO COMPLEX THAT IT TAKES A FULL MINUTE FOR ANYTHING TO GET HERE AND BACK BUT APPARENTLY I AM THE FUCKING PARAGON OF PATIENCE) SO I CAN FINALLY DIVULGE THE INFORMATION THAT EVERY KNUCKLEHEAD ON MY ALTERNIA IS TOO BLIND TO SEE. CLEARLY WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR NUGBONE UP YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL WOULD DO THAT TO YOU -)< BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, LOOK NO FURTHER AS I AM YOUR TRUTHSAYER, YOUR SAVIOUR AGAINST IGNORANCE AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

do those self-hypnosis vwids really vwork? im wvondering if i could giwve myself a foot fetish, i think itd really open some nevw opportunities for me #nsfwv
-)< WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHAPSTICK AND KISSING SMOKERS





