♠ hated by @colubrineAlacrity
8=l < I don't remember what having toes is like
an0ther seadweller wh0 d0es n0t care, what else is new? ^v^
page man, page.
ok im sorry do you wanna talk about it im licensed kind of
did someone hit you? thank god
oops i didnt mean to use egbert's account
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8=l < I don't know how to take a bra off a lady 8=l < This is not due to ine%perience 8=l < This is due to most of the women in my life not wearing bras to begin with 8=l < And the last one I tried to remove I tore so they don't let me do that because it's apparently e%pensive
...yet. i am not a professional yet.....
...that's fine. it does not stop the truth.....
...i already said that interaction was not the basis for my diagnosis....
...oh no, i deemed that from his post history and defensive nature. i just enjoy pestering him....
...i'm aware. cronus just isn't mentally stable....
...if you wish to deny yourself, do not get upset when others see through the ruse. #directposting....
...i am officially crossing off mentally stable from your record....
Think your finger slipped on one of my posts or something, that's all, what's up with you champ.
...i made quite the impression on you....
...mm. but you've yet to actually see me in a seductive light. we'll need that for conclusive evidence....
Kinda gay…
...he may have a weakness for "femboys" as i was called....
..."imnotgay" were you not telling me to bite you recently....
(=^・。・)< CRONUS AMPURA - SEME OR UKE? LETS GO UKE! (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< LETS TACO ABOUT IT!!! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< on this episode of #magestage (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< WITH M333333 (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< all mew n33d to know about cronus ampura and his role in a boyxboy setting (◕ᴥ◕^=)< this article will contain the following content #nsfw #noncon #cnc #cronusampora #hypnosis #mindbreak #dombreaking ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< CRONUS IS A SPECTACLE! EVERYONE KNOWS OF THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!! (=^◠‿・)< and oh isnt he a SENSITIVE thing ᕙ(=^☉ਊ☉)ᕗ< BUT HES A MAN. AND HE WILL NOT LET MEW FURGET (゜o゜;^=)< but what do we do about a character like this when we want him to be a juliet to our romeo? the hole to our pole? the dirk to our jake? (=^⊙_◎)< some mages of heart s33 this as an easy mischaracterization loophole! (◕દ◕^=)< fudge his personality a bit yknow? ⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< and this works with some cronii! not all fit such a tight mold! (=^ ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< however when i write cronus i think of him as a stock photo! imagine a stock image of cronus! all the basic traits! goregle show me an insecure violet man with hair gel! 🤔^=< so what is there to do k33ping true to the average cronus? (=^◔‿◔)< beat on the tough guy (◕ᴥ◕^=)< hes sensitive, insecure, *manipulatable* (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< in one of my favorite cronus based ships, cronus takes the pillow princess role fur kurloz after much mind manipulation (＾3＾^=♪< the sw33t tune of someone who is going to tolerate mew when no one else will (=^◔###◔)< I S33 MEWR D33PEST FANTASIES AND HAVE YET TO TURN AWAY, DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING AMPORA? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< AAAAH! SO LOVELY! (◕દ◕^=)< well thats with a dominant man, what about someone of average dominance? someone who could switch? what if we still want the target to take on the submissive role? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< lets do humiliation! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< mituna captor is the best at humiliation! mew either grow enraged or horny! (=^◠‿・)< mew know which cronus is (=^⊙_◎)< there may be problematic slur usage here #casteplay? (◕દ◕^=)< well meulin, what about kankri vantas? as the most submissive man ever? the most virgin broken man in all of paradox fiction? (っ=^˘з(˘⌣˘ )< hush my beloved reader *licks mew seductively* (=^⊙_◎)< now this is where we have to mischaracterize someone... but its okay... (゜o゜^=;)< its naughty (=^⊙_◎)< we n33d sexy professor dom PC principal kankri 🤤^=< that boy n33ds the PADDLE (゜o゜^=;)< kankri. leaving him begging. fur mercy. ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)< AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (=^◔‿◔)< its beautiful... (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< AND THIS CONCLUDES PART ONE OF OUR CRONUS SERIES AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE!
8=l < My hooves are steam powered and I polish them until they shine 8=l < Are you as c001 as me
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 fartz on ur bulge on purpose while riding ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 not for any kink reason i ju'st like grossing people out ^^^^^^^^^^
🜏 usɛ urr viisiion sphɛrrɛs bɛ♱♱ɛrr ♅
🜏 bɛggɛrrs xan♱ bɛ xhoosɛrrs u losɛrr ♅
8=l < Then don't cause problems where there sh001d be none
8=l < Too proud?
8=l < Cronus, mediating my chitt means you too need pulled into a lap and your face pet and to be told things will be alright 8=l < @colubrineAlacrity Come here 8=l < My treat
hm
what a shame wouldve been cute but i guess not
no but for real
why not? would you miss me?
8=l < I'm not weak to EVERY halternate of one of my lovers 8=l < But there's some I'd hold close for the sake of sharing a name and face 8=l < Not to mention having the mannerisms that I came to love in the first place 8=l < I have so many soft bits inside of me 8=l < And I need to lock that down
PPGFHT OI PPHBTBPY OI MATE PPGBBGBP THATS SAUR RUDE PPBPGOGPHPB
8=l < Dips my hand in the water and splashes around to bother the local fish pop001ation
sounds like a skill issue to me big hoss.you
8=l < Call a man cute and it makes him platonically hate you 8=l < Smh
8=l < With the sparkles, even 8=l < I must have made quite the impression
who are you po22i6ly 2cared of.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ¬˵ა๋࣭⭑ ✂️ gonna steal 'somethin alright ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 not for long ‧˚๋࣭ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙ა๋࣭ฅ⭑ 🗯️ im gonna getcha ^^^^^^^^^^
yeah?
no can do babe sorry i saw it i posted about it the internet lives forever
cute
damn dude thinking about how close i was? what? you like men or something?
8=l < The Cronii are grouping up 8=l < It's three against one
8=l < Can't a man playfoally taunt without it being attributed to ego
8=l < I bother you soooooo much
8=l < No 8=l < I am unique among my kind 8=l < At least in my observations 8=l < But you sh001d bow befoal a god, Cronus 8=l < It's only polite
8=l < You were fine until you started verbally assaulting my pale 8=l < I simply reacted accordingly 8=l < And thank him because you'd otherwise have e%perienced a double death
8=l < Are you
8=l < Bothering you for fun 8=l < Nothing deeper than that
8=l < Kiss your local Cronus on the gills 8=l < I guarantee something very interesting will happen
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*、n0 I M34NT DID Y0U FIND THIS 0N S0M3 SHITTY W3BSIT3 T0 C0PY 4ND P4ST3 0R DID Y0U TYP3 411 THIS Y0URS31F F4T FUCK！⚡️
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8=l < Why limit yourself from beautifoal men when you can just kiss them
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:33 < lies mew like buffy the vampire slayer thats gay shit
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8=l < I am the horse to shenanigan with
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8=D < You can't
@colubrineAlacrity
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8=l < "Chat" do you think he'd break if I blew a kiss at him
☆☆☆☆☆ 'Bro told me to pull up then claimed he was straight'
:33 < straight meown dont watch buffy
:33 < heh... well pwincess... the facts all line up.
8=l < Die well, cute thing
aw you pouting?
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8=l < Ride your local horse 8=l < Punch your local Cronus 8=l < Offer your local Aranea some tea with honey 8=l < Listen to your local Kankri's rambles 8=l < Play games with your local Mituna 8=l < Judge your local Damara harshly 8=l < Pet your local Meulin
...they are quite beautiful, actually....
well i didnt tell you to start peeling yourself but if you wanna help davey then its worded ambiguously enough to be a command to peel a strider!
you assumed i was being weird??? lol...
whats wrong with regular poker why do people have to strip... #suggestive...
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W0w y0ure kind 0f really sensitive Im just f0rming l0gical c0nclusi0ns fr0m the p0sts y0u're making
I kn0w y0u keep l0sing at stip p0ker c0nsidering h0w much y0u p0st ab0ut being d0wn t0 y0ur underwear while playing strip p0ker