I AM DEVASTATED. WHY TROLL GAGA. WHY WOULD YOU BE AT ERIDANWEEK. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR LOYAL FANS!
BUT BY PERFORMING YOU ARE SUPPORTING A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP!!!!!! THEY TARGET TROLLS JUST LIKE US!!
✨ Do you not understand how legal contract's work? My agent had me already signed up. I do not always choose the gigs, I however did enjoy my time at eridanweek. If it appeases you i can send you some signed merchandise for your valiant efforts in the war in a completely different timeline. #eridanweek #timeline ✨
I WILL NOT BE APPEASED BY FEEBLE MERCHANDISE, BUT IF YOU DIDNT CHOOSE THE GIG, I UNDERSTAND.
✨ I did not choose the gig. All timelines where invited, I will send the merchandise to the sollux instead if you do not want it. ✨
✨ It seems you shall be getting signed, merchandise on behalf of the commander not wanting it. Please let me know i'll send a drone over with whatever your pusher desires. ✨

are you still on about eridan wweek largekat its comin off kinda obsessed

0h fuck yes. i l0ve y0u tr0ll lady gaga. i'll take anything y0u have.
✨ I will then send you an entire signed album of my greatest hits, some shirts, a poster and a few surprises. Thank you for being such a big fan my little monster. The drone's will be at your hive or place shortly. ✨

