Seymor Coblof
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CLOURTMO CO.™’S #1 DESK JOCKEY! 𓂃✍︎
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BUT IT COULD ALSO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE SIGNIFICANTLY! 𓂃✍︎
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WHAT’S SCARY ABOUT BETTERING YOUR BUTTERPRONGS? YOU’LL BE OPERATING AT PEAK PERFORMANCE IN NO TIME! 𓂃✍︎
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NERVES ARE NORMAL FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU! BUT WORKING PAST THEM IS HOW YOU IMPROVE! 𓂃✍︎
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tthhaann kk yyoouu , mmrr ccoobbllooff, ,, aass aallwwaayyss, (⸝⸝;´﹏`;⸝⸝) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
OF COURSE, MR. MERGAL! HAPPY TO HELP A FELLOW BUSINESSTROLL SUCCEED! AS ALWAYS! 𓂃✍︎
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YES! UP AND ATTEM IS THE WAY TO BE! 𓂃✍︎
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VERY NICE! ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE MORE WORKPLACE-APPROPRIATE ATTIRE! 𓂃✍︎
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YES! BACKUP IS ALWAYS OPTIMAL! ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE VERY PRONE TO SPILLING THINGS! 𓂃✍︎
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YES, I GATHERED THAT MUCH! NEVER STOP TRYING! THERE’S ALWAYS MORE OF YOURSELF TO BETTER! 𓂃✍︎
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A SKIRT OF APPROPRIATE LENGTH IS WELCOME IN ANY OFFICESPACE! JUST MAKE SURE THEY EXTEND BELOW THE KNEES! 𓂃✍︎
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RIGHT YOU ARE! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY A SKIRT SHOULD BE WORN IN THE OFFICE! 𓂃✍︎
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A BIT UNUSUAL, BUT STILL OVERALL APPROPRIATE BUSINESS ATTIRE! BANG-UP JOB! 𓂃✍︎
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LOST AND FOUND BIN. SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING SUITABLE TO WEAR. 𓂃✍︎
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BETTER TO JUST GO OUT AND FACE WHATEVER PUNISHMENT THEY DECIDE IS FITTING FOR YOU! 𓂃✍︎
ii kknnooww , ssnnff, (╥﹏╥) ggooiinn gg ,nnooww ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
GOOD LUCK! HERE’S TO HOPING YOU SURVIVE TO WORK ANOTHER NIGHT! 𓂃✍︎
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YES, YOU’RE IN DEEP SHIT! THIS WOULD BE WORTHY OF HOLE TIME AT MY WORKPLACE! GOOD LUCK! 𓂃✍︎
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wwookkee uupp , hhff, ii ddoonntt kknnooww, wwhhyy iimm nnoott sslleeeeppiinngg wweellll rriigghhtt nnooww, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
YIKES! THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING FOR YOU, YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE TO EMPLOY THE LEAD PIPE STRATEGY! 𓂃✍︎
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YES! BRILLIANT PLAN! GOOD LUCK! GET YOURSELF SOME SHUTBULB, OR YOUR PERFORMANCE MIGHT SUFFER FOR IT AT WORK TONIGHT! 𓂃✍︎