Seymor Coblof

@companyCacophony

CLOURTMO CO.™’S #1 DESK JOCKEY! 𓂃✍︎

Blood: BronzeAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 577Kull Score: 66214 followers 16 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Bellboy Derrick

@laidbackRanchhand[LR]

How may I be of assistance? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cbe47d45cc.png

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

@companyCacophony[CC]

ARE YOU ACTUALLY EMPLOYED NOW! COUNT ME SURPRISED! I HAVE GAINED A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOU! AMAZING HOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

Bellboy Derrick

@laidbackRanchhand[LR]

You. Motherfucker. I had a job. It was called managin my farm. Sellin produce, making and sellin preserved food and handlin animals. Or. Will. Time is weird at the moment.

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@companyCacophony[CC]

RIGHT RIGHT IN OTHER WORDS YOU LIVED IN A BARN AND PUTZED AROUND WITH BEASTS ALL NIGHT! THIS IS MUCH MORE RESPECTABLE! 𓂃✍︎

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Bellboy Derrick

@laidbackRanchhand[LR]

I had a ranch. I lived in a house (hive for your sake)

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@companyCacophony[CC]

OH RIGHT. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE HUMAN CREATURES. MAYBE BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED LOOKS DIFFERENT ON YOUR PLANET! 𓂃✍︎

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

theres nothing wrong with me. you are all ignorant

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@companyCacophony[CC]

I ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE DELUSIONAL SO THIS CHIT COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO ME! 𓂃✍︎

@companyCacophony[CC]

WOW HI CHITTR I CANNOT SLEEP SO I’M JUST GOING TO CHECK AND S HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BEETLES UNDER MY DERMIS! WHAT! IF THEY’RE GONNA LIVE THERE THEY BETTER BE PAYING RENT! #VAGUEPOST 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ssccaarr yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

I DON’T THINK THEY’RE ACTUALLY THERE! I THINK THE GUY SPEWING THAT NONSENSE IS JUST CERTIFIABLE! 𓂃✍︎

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii ssttiillll ddoonntt , lliikkee tthhee vviissuuaall ,, eeuugghh, hh, iittcchhyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU SHOULD VISUALIZE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD! LIKE A NEATLY FILED QUARTERLY REPORT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

hhff, yyeess, tthhiiss iiss mmuucchh bbeetttteerr, , , ii wwiillll, aallssoo tthhiinnkk aabboouutt mmyy, mmeettiiccuulloouussllyy oorrggaanniizzee dd, nnootteess, ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

YES! THIS IS THE WAY! BUSINESS-MINDED IS HOW IT OUGHT TO BE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

HIVE BREW COFFEE. grown LOCALLY in my own hive ground by my own two fists. THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE NO MIND-CONTROLLING highblood EPIDERMIS FLAKES have sullied my beverage

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO MAKING A GOOD POST! SO CLOSE! I CAN ALMOST IGNORE THE SECOND HALF OF IT EXISTING AND PRETEND IT’S SOMETHING RELATABLE! 𓂃✍︎

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@criticalConspiracist[CC]

if you have NOTHING IMPORTANT to say you might as well say nothing at all

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@companyCacophony[CC]

OH YES BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS SO TRUE AND IMPORTANT! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB? I DOUBT IT! THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS OF SOMEONE WHO IS EMPLOYED! 𓂃✍︎

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

unoccupied scuttlebuggies are only idle when youre LOOKING AT THEM. the moment you turn away they start to transform

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

@companyCacophony[CC]

WHAT! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I THINK THEY MADE MOVIES ABOUT THIS ALREADY! 𓂃✍︎

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A user of established repute

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️minor computing error in regards to our office budget has lead to a diminished return and decreased profit margin.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALL MY FAULT.↗️ ↘️so you know what that means.↘️ ↗️SHACKLE AGAIN.↗️

Kult: +39

Kull: +17

Total: 56

Ratio: 2.29

@companyCacophony[CC]

SHACKLES ARE ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT YOUR WORKPLACE SHOULD CONSIDER A DISCIPLINARY HOLE AS WELL! MAYBE THEY COULD SHACKLE SLACKERS IN THE HOLE! DOUBLE WHAMMY! ANYBODY WOULD BE SURE TO CLEAN UP THEIR ACT AFTER A STINT IN THERE! 𓂃✍︎

↩ @companyCacophony[CC]

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A user of established repute

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️are you supposed to be some kind of lowblood parody of me or something.↘️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@companyCacophony[CC]

NOT THAT I KNOW OF! THE ONLY THING I’M A PARODY OF IS A LOYAL WORKER! AND ACTUALLY I’M NOT A PARODY OF THAT I JUST AM ONE! UNLESS I MESS UP IN WHICH CASE THEY PUT ME IN THE HOLE! BUT THAT HASN’T HAPPENED FOR A WHILE SO I THINK I’M DOING ALRIGHT FOR MYSELF! 𓂃✍︎

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

I THINK I’M GOING TO DIG MY OWN PERSONAL DISCIPLINE HOLE OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE! FOR WHENEVER I MAKE MISTAKES OFF THE CLOCK! I HAVE TO HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE, AFTER ALL! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +22

Kull: +14

Total: 36

Ratio: 1.57

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

vveerryy ssmmaarr tt,, ttoo ddoo , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

YES! IT’S COMING ALONG NICELY, TOO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

mmyy wwaalllleett ;U; ii ggoott iitt bbaacckk ,,, , iimm nnoott uusseedd ttoo ggoooodd tthhiinnggss hhaappppeenniinngg, , ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@companyCacophony[CC]

BRILLIANT! LOOK AT YOU GO! THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MERGAL AND…WELL, THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! BUT GOOD JOB! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

eehh,ee,, , ;U; ii oowwee mmyy ssuucccceessss, ttoo,, yyoouu,, mmrr ccoobbllooff,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@companyCacophony[CC]

MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Exa€tly the attitude I'm looking for, honestly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@companyCacophony[CC]

WELL THEN I HOPE ALL OF YOUR CURRENT AND FUTURE EMPLOYEES BRING THIS ENERGY TO THE PROVERBIAL TABLE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ttrriiee dd aasskkiiggnn, ssoommeeoonnee,, aabboouutt, mmyy wwaalllleett,,, , bb, bbuutt ii ssttaarrtt, eedd, ccrryyiinn gg, aanndd tthheeyy ccoouuddllnn tt uunnddeerrssttaanndd mm ee, ssoo ii aammgg, ooiiggnn hhiivvee , ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +33

Kull: +25

Total: 58

Ratio: 1.32

@companyCacophony[CC]

NO! DON’T GIVE UP! PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT! SHOW THEM THE POST YOU MADE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

uuwwuugghh,,, tthhaattss,, ssmmaarrtt, ii wwiillll, ddoo tthhaatt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUR FALLEN SOLDIER (WALLET) IS RETURNED TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

tthhbbaannkk yyoouu ,, , yyoouu aarree, kkiinn dd,,, ttoo mmee,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

I JUST HOPE TO SEE ANOTHER LOYAL WORKER SUCCEED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

iitt aallwwaayy ss ttaakkeess mmee aa, lloonngg ttiimm ee ttoo ggeett hhiivvee,,, bbeeccaauuss ee, ii aamm nnoott ggoooodd aatt,, ppuusshhiinngg oonnttoo aa ccrroowwddeedd bbuuss oorr ttrraaiinn ,,, , iittss ookkaayy , ii wwiillll ssiitt aanndd ww aaiitt ffoorr tthhee, nneexxtt oonnee , bbeeaaccuussee ii ddeesseerrvvee ttoo bbee tthhee oonn ee wwhhoo mmuusstt wwaaiitt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +39

Kull: +35

Total: 74

Ratio: 1.11

@companyCacophony[CC]

WHAT! NO! WAIT FOR NO ONE! UNLESS THEY ARE HIGHER UP THAN YOU ON EITHER THE CORPORATE LADDER OR THE HEMOSPECTRUM! 𓂃✍︎

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

gguuhh, ii ccoonnssiiddeerr, mmoosstt, ppeeooppllee aabboovv eemmee iinn ssoommee mmaannnneerr,, pplluuss, ii rreeaallllyy sshhoouuddllnntt, ASSUME aannyytthhiinn gg aabboouutt tthheessee ssttrraannggeerrss,, , iinn ccaassee ii ,, ggeett iitt wwrroonngg, aanndd ooffffeenndd,, , hh, tthheerree wwiillll bbee , mmoorree ttrraaiinnss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

BAH! I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT! IT JUST WOULDN’T DO TO SHOVE A POSSIBLE SUPERIOR ASIDE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

ii ddoonntt,, mmiinndd wwaaiittiinn gg,,, ;U; ii hhaavvee cchhiittttrr nnooww, aannyywwaayyss,,,, ssoo ii hhaavvee,, ppeeooppllee ttoo,,, ttaall kk ttoo, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

YEAH, PLENTY OF GOOD BUSINESS-MINDED TROLLS ON HERE! IT’S HONESTLY A MIRACLE! I EXPECTED MUCH LESS, BUT THIS PLUCKY LITTLE SITE PROVED ME WRONG! 𓂃✍︎

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H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

@dutifulAssistant[DA]

;U; aaggrreeeedd , hh, iimm hhaappyy,, ttoo bbee hheerr ee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU AND ME BOTH! GOOD LUCK CATCHING YOUR NEXT TRAIN! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5