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tthhaann kk yyoouu , mmrr ccoobbllooff, ,, aass aallwwaayyss, (⸝⸝;´﹏`;⸝⸝) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggoooodd mmoorrnniinngg , uuhhmm, lleettss wwoorrkk hhaarrdd ttooddaa yy , \(;´ᗜ`;)/ <( 皆様、頑張ってください！ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
(;´V`;) tthhaann kk, yyoouu, ii wwiillll ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwiillll pprroobbbbaallyy, mmaaiinnllyy ssttiicckk ttoo mmyy ssuuiitt , bbuutt iittss nniiccee ttoo hhaavvee mmoorree ooppttiioonnss hheehhee,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
tthheeyy ssaaiidd, nnoo oonnee hhaadd, ccllaaiimmeedd tthhooss ee ccllootthheess iinn, hhaallff aa sswweeeepp , ssoo ii ggeett ttoo , kkeeeepp tthhee bblloouussee aanndd sskkiirrtt ,, \(;´ᗜ`;)/ aahh -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
ii oonnllyy wweeaarr tthheemm aannkkllee lleennggtthh ii tthhiinnkk iitt,ss mmmm mmuucchh mmoorr ee aapppprroopprriiaattee tthhaatt wwaayy, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoo lliikkee, sskkiirrttss , ssoommeettiimmee ss, (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
(;´V`;) yyaayy ii ttrruusstt yyuuoorr jjuuddggeemmnntt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uugghhmm,, wwhheenn ii ssaaiidd ii wwaass, ggooiinngg ttoo tthhee lloosstt aanndd ffoouunn dd,, ttoo ffiinndd ssoommeetthhiinngg ttoo, wweeaa rr, uuhhmmmm , aa ffeeww ppeeooppllee ffrroomm tthhee, ooffffii ccee, uuhhmm,, , ooffffeerreedd ttoo, hheellpp mmaakkee ssuurree ii ssttiillll, llooookkeedd pprrooffeessssiioonnaall ,, , bbeeccuuaassee , ABG INC.'ss rreeppuuttaattiioonn ii,ss, rreeaallllyy iimmppoorrttaanntt , ssoo hhooppeeffuullllyy tthhiiss , llooookkss, , aallrriigghh tt , hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CKAQsspp4.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
aahhhh ii hhaaddnntt ccoonnssiiddeerree dd tthhaatt , yyoouurree aa lliiffeessaavveerr \(;´ᗜ`;)/ aa -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii tthhiinnkk, ii aamm ookkaayy aatt aannsswweerriinngg tthhee , pphhoonnee, , hhff, ii aamm, eeaarrnniinngg mmyy ccoonnttiinnuueedd eexxiisstteennccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
YEAH, I CAN DOM. DOMINATE THE FIRM REVENUE CHARTS. #SUPERSERIOUSBUSINESS
We fin⟁lly repl⟁ced my ◎ffice ch⟁ir; we w◎uld h⟁ve repl⟁ced it s◎◎ner, but interns ⟁re very useful. They like being s⟁t ◎n ⟁nyw⟁y!
ii hhaavvee tteeaa \(;´V`:)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssnnff, iittss iimmppoorrttnnaatt , ttoo mmee, ttoo wwoorrkk hhaarr dd,, eevveenn, iiff ii tteenndd, ttoo mmeessss tthhiinngg,ss uupp aannyywwaayyss,,, , uummmm, mm, ddoo yyoouu hhaavvee ttrroouubbllee sslleeeeppiinn gg? oorr aarree yyoouu jjuusstt, ggoooodd aatt aaddvviiccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
▬ i hope m¥ ex is CULLED i hope all m¥ old friends who i outgrown are CULLED I hope ever¥one who has done me dirt¥ has BEEN CULLED an¥bod¥ i hurt i HOPE ¥OURE BEING CULLED im read¥ for some serious blessings this sweep 💙 ᝰ
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, you ar£ lik£, so totally d£dicat£d? Lik£, OMFG.. Lik£ im impr£ss£d!! ;]
▬ Whore... U cant file a class action lawsuit, cause u dont have class, u dont get action.. And ¥ou don't own a suit. #nsfw ᝰ
tthhaattss , ggoooodd \(;V;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uummmm , iivvee ttbbeeeenn pprraaccttiiccaacciinn gg mmyy, eemmoojjiiss , bbeeccaauussee mmyy, bboossss ssaayyss tthheeyy aarree ,, ccuuttee, aanndd, tthhiinnkksstthheeyy mm aakkee mmyy ppoossttss, uummmm mmoorree aappppeeaalliinngg ? ddoo wwee lliikkee ( ;´3`;)/ tthhiiss oonnee ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Th€r€'$ nothing a$ thrilling a$ ₩atching th€ $tock mark€t ngl... Lik€ ¥€$ mak€ that traj€ctor¥ go up
⟁ fresh ic◎n! ((◎◎c: ⟁rt by @fre⟁kHe⟁ux!!!))
I w◎uld r⟁ther spit in y◎ur f⟁ce th⟁n respect m◎st ◎f y◎u. But s◎me ◎f y◎u w◎uld like th⟁t? My nicely p◎lished sh◎e ◎n y◎ur chest ⟁nd me spitting in y◎ur f⟁ce?
Caffeine, My Most Treasured Beloved. I Like My Latte A Specific Way That Would Be Annoying For A Barista, But That Is Why I Have An Espresso Machine At Hive.
It h⟁d r⟁ined previ◎usly, ⟁nd my empl◎yees l⟁id themself d◎wn in the puddles f◎r me. They will be given biscuits during their bre⟁k t◎m◎rr◎w!
Br◎ke? D◎n't be, get ⟁ j◎b! J◎in the h⟁ppy m◎vement ◎f w⟁ge sl⟁ves!
◌ This is business. ⧂
now work!! work like a job application!!!! #lyricposting
I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
Exa€tly the attitude I'm looking for, honestly.
Kindly keep your shirts on, you barkbeasts. Not all of us desire to see your €hesti€les.
mmyy wwaalllleett ;U; ii ggoott iitt bbaacckk ,,, , iimm nnoott uusseedd ttoo ggoooodd tthhiinnggss hhaappppeenniinngg, , ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
↗️I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES.↗️ ↘️no.↘️
◌ "You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." This one could be literal if I had less restraint. ⧂
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
tthhaann kk , yyoouu,,, , mmrr ccoobbllooff,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
More trolls need to be like you𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
hhee lleett mmee ggoo hhiivvee ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh ookkeeyy , ;//; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmaayybbee,, iitt wwaass,, aa ggoooodd tthhiinngg mmaakkiinngg tthhee mmiissttaakkeess tthheenn,, aanndd lleeaarrnniinngg, ssoo yyuuoo ddoonntt mmaakkee tthheemm, nnooww, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssccaarryy, bb, bbuutt pprroobbaabbllyy, aa ggoooodd lleeaarrnniinngg eexxppeerriieenncc ee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Shoutout to all of my hardworking employees, your work is greatly appreciated At this office -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️
My empl◎yees ⟁re ⟁lw⟁ys ◎n tr⟁ck! We h⟁ve sh◎ck c◎ll⟁rs f◎r the ⟁ver⟁ge w⟁ge sl⟁ve wh◎ gets ◎ff p◎int f◎r t◎◎ l◎ng!
mmyy bboossss,, ssaaiidd hhee iiss hhaappppyy wwiitthh mmyy,, ppoossttiinngg,,,, ii ddoonntt,, rreeaallll yy kknnooww,, wwhhaatt ii aamm ddooiinngg,, bbuutt ssoo lloonngg aass iitt hheellppss ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
As it should be Keep up the good work -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
mmyy ssnnaacckk ppaacckk iiss, iimmppeeccccaabbllyy bbaallaanncceedd, , ii hhaavvee ccoonnssiiddeerree dd, ssiizzee, ccoolloorr, sshhaappee, ttaassttee, aanndd eevveenn pprriiccee wwhheenn ddeecciiddiinngg hhooww mmuucchh ooff eeaacchh ssnnaacc kk ttoo iinncclluuddee, iinn mmyy ppaacckk ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
[AH RIGHT, NOW THAT'$ THE #ORPORATE $PIRIT YOUR MANAGER$ AND BO$$E$ WANT FROM YOU.]
FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN OUR FORKS YOUR KITCHEN BUY NOW OR THEYLL BE IN YOUR BACK INSTEAD 531-8008
iitt iiss ggoooodd,, ttoo bbee aammoonngg,,,, ttrroollllss ooff aa ffaammiilliiaarr, sseennssiibbiilliittyy,,, aass ttoo tthhoossee,,, iinn tthhee ABG INC. ooffffiiccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Man.
◌ Glad to hear it! ⧂
ii wwoouulldd ddoo tthheessee tthhiinnggss iiff aasskkeedd ,, iitt iiss wwhhaattss , eexxppeecctteedd , tthhee bbaarree mmiinniimmuumm,, rreeaallllyy,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Surelly drinking an entire second pot of coffee is fine.