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⟁ fresh ic◎n! ((◎◎c: ⟁rt by @fre⟁kHe⟁ux!!!))
I w◎uld r⟁ther spit in y◎ur f⟁ce th⟁n respect m◎st ◎f y◎u. But s◎me ◎f y◎u w◎uld like th⟁t? My nicely p◎lished sh◎e ◎n y◎ur chest ⟁nd me spitting in y◎ur f⟁ce?
Caffeine, My Most Treasured Beloved. I Like My Latte A Specific Way That Would Be Annoying For A Barista, But That Is Why I Have An Espresso Machine At Hive.
It h⟁d r⟁ined previ◎usly, ⟁nd my empl◎yees l⟁id themself d◎wn in the puddles f◎r me. They will be given biscuits during their bre⟁k t◎m◎rr◎w!
Br◎ke? D◎n't be, get ⟁ j◎b! J◎in the h⟁ppy m◎vement ◎f w⟁ge sl⟁ves!
◌ This is business. ⧂
now work!! work like a job application!!!! #lyricposting
I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
Exa€tly the attitude I'm looking for, honestly.
Kindly keep your shirts on, you barkbeasts. Not all of us desire to see your €hesti€les.
mmyy wwaalllleett ;U; ii ggoott iitt bbaacckk ,,, , iimm nnoott uusseedd ttoo ggoooodd tthhiinnggss hhaappppeenniinngg, , ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
↗️I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES.↗️ ↘️no.↘️
◌ "You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." This one could be literal if I had less restraint. ⧂
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
tthhaann kk , yyoouu,,, , mmrr ccoobbllooff,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
More trolls need to be like you𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
hhee lleett mmee ggoo hhiivvee ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh ookkeeyy , ;//; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmaayybbee,, iitt wwaass,, aa ggoooodd tthhiinngg mmaakkiinngg tthhee mmiissttaakkeess tthheenn,, aanndd lleeaarrnniinngg, ssoo yyuuoo ddoonntt mmaakkee tthheemm, nnooww, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssccaarryy, bb, bbuutt pprroobbaabbllyy, aa ggoooodd lleeaarrnniinngg eexxppeerriieenncc ee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Shoutout to all of my hardworking employees, your work is greatly appreciated At this office -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️
My empl◎yees ⟁re ⟁lw⟁ys ◎n tr⟁ck! We h⟁ve sh◎ck c◎ll⟁rs f◎r the ⟁ver⟁ge w⟁ge sl⟁ve wh◎ gets ◎ff p◎int f◎r t◎◎ l◎ng!
mmyy bboossss,, ssaaiidd hhee iiss hhaappppyy wwiitthh mmyy,, ppoossttiinngg,,,, ii ddoonntt,, rreeaallll yy kknnooww,, wwhhaatt ii aamm ddooiinngg,, bbuutt ssoo lloonngg aass iitt hheellppss ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
As it should be Keep up the good work -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
mmyy ssnnaacckk ppaacckk iiss, iimmppeeccccaabbllyy bbaallaanncceedd, , ii hhaavvee ccoonnssiiddeerree dd, ssiizzee, ccoolloorr, sshhaappee, ttaassttee, aanndd eevveenn pprriiccee wwhheenn ddeecciiddiinngg hhooww mmuucchh ooff eeaacchh ssnnaacc kk ttoo iinncclluuddee, iinn mmyy ppaacckk ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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[AH RIGHT, NOW THAT'$ THE #ORPORATE $PIRIT YOUR MANAGER$ AND BO$$E$ WANT FROM YOU.]
FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN OUR FORKS YOUR KITCHEN BUY NOW OR THEYLL BE IN YOUR BACK INSTEAD 531-8008
iitt iiss ggoooodd,, ttoo bbee aammoonngg,,,, ttrroollllss ooff aa ffaammiilliiaarr, sseennssiibbiilliittyy,,, aass ttoo tthhoossee,,, iinn tthhee ABG INC. ooffffiiccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Man.
◌ Glad to hear it! ⧂
[AH HA, I LIKE YOU.]
ii wwoouulldd ddoo tthheessee tthhiinnggss iiff aasskkeedd ,, iitt iiss wwhhaattss , eexxppeecctteedd , tthhee bbaarree mmiinniimmuumm,, rreeaallllyy,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Surelly drinking an entire second pot of coffee is fine.