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It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
uugghhmm,, wwhheenn ii ssaaiidd ii wwaass, ggooiinngg ttoo tthhee lloosstt aanndd ffoouunn dd,, ttoo ffiinndd ssoommeetthhiinngg ttoo, wweeaa rr, uuhhmmmm , aa ffeeww ppeeooppllee ffrroomm tthhee, ooffffii ccee, uuhhmm,, , ooffffeerreedd ttoo, hheellpp mmaakkee ssuurree ii ssttiillll, llooookkeedd pprrooffeessssiioonnaall ,, , bbeeccuuaassee , ABG INC.'ss rreeppuuttaattiioonn ii,ss, rreeaallllyy iimmppoorrttaanntt , ssoo hhooppeeffuullllyy tthhiiss , llooookkss, , aallrriigghh tt , hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CKAQsspp4.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

YEAH, I CAN DOM. DOMINATE THE FIRM REVENUE CHARTS. #SUPERSERIOUSBUSINESS

We fin⟁lly repl⟁ced my ◎ffice ch⟁ir; we w◎uld h⟁ve repl⟁ced it s◎◎ner, but interns ⟁re very useful. They like being s⟁t ◎n ⟁nyw⟁y!
ssnnff, iittss iimmppoorrttnnaatt , ttoo mmee, ttoo wwoorrkk hhaarr dd,, eevveenn, iiff ii tteenndd, ttoo mmeessss tthhiinngg,ss uupp aannyywwaayyss,,, , uummmm, mm, ddoo yyoouu hhaavvee ttrroouubbllee sslleeeeppiinn gg? oorr aarree yyoouu jjuusstt, ggoooodd aatt aaddvviiccee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
▬ i hope m¥ ex is CULLED i hope all m¥ old friends who i outgrown are CULLED I hope ever¥one who has done me dirt¥ has BEEN CULLED an¥bod¥ i hurt i HOPE ¥OURE BEING CULLED im read¥ for some serious blessings this sweep 💙 ᝰ

Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, you ar£ lik£, so totally d£dicat£d? Lik£, OMFG.. Lik£ im impr£ss£d!! ;]
▬ Whore... U cant file a class action lawsuit, cause u dont have class, u dont get action.. And ¥ou don't own a suit. #nsfw ᝰ
uummmm , iivvee ttbbeeeenn pprraaccttiiccaacciinn gg mmyy, eemmoojjiiss , bbeeccaauussee mmyy, bboossss ssaayyss tthheeyy aarree ,, ccuuttee, aanndd, tthhiinnkksstthheeyy mm aakkee mmyy ppoossttss, uummmm mmoorree aappppeeaalliinngg ? ddoo wwee lliikkee ( ;´3`;)/ tthhiiss oonnee ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Th€r€'$ nothing a$ thrilling a$ ₩atching th€ $tock mark€t ngl... Lik€ ¥€$ mak€ that traj€ctor¥ go up

⟁ fresh ic◎n! ((◎◎c: ⟁rt by @fre⟁kHe⟁ux!!!))

I w◎uld r⟁ther spit in y◎ur f⟁ce th⟁n respect m◎st ◎f y◎u. But s◎me ◎f y◎u w◎uld like th⟁t? My nicely p◎lished sh◎e ◎n y◎ur chest ⟁nd me spitting in y◎ur f⟁ce?

Caffeine, My Most Treasured Beloved. I Like My Latte A Specific Way That Would Be Annoying For A Barista, But That Is Why I Have An Espresso Machine At Hive.

It h⟁d r⟁ined previ◎usly, ⟁nd my empl◎yees l⟁id themself d◎wn in the puddles f◎r me. They will be given biscuits during their bre⟁k t◎m◎rr◎w!

Br◎ke? D◎n't be, get ⟁ j◎b! J◎in the h⟁ppy m◎vement ◎f w⟁ge sl⟁ves!

◌ This is business. ⧂

now work!! work like a job application!!!! #lyricposting

I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
Exa€tly the attitude I'm looking for, honestly.
Kindly keep your shirts on, you barkbeasts. Not all of us desire to see your €hesti€les.

↗️I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES.↗️ ↘️no.↘️

◌ "You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." This one could be literal if I had less restraint. ⧂

We put up the new website b⟁nner!
More trolls need to be like you𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Shoutout to all of my hardworking employees, your work is greatly appreciated At this office -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉

↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️

My empl◎yees ⟁re ⟁lw⟁ys ◎n tr⟁ck! We h⟁ve sh◎ck c◎ll⟁rs f◎r the ⟁ver⟁ge w⟁ge sl⟁ve wh◎ gets ◎ff p◎int f◎r t◎◎ l◎ng!
As it should be Keep up the good work -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
mmyy ssnnaacckk ppaacckk iiss, iimmppeeccccaabbllyy bbaallaanncceedd, , ii hhaavvee ccoonnssiiddeerree dd, ssiizzee, ccoolloorr, sshhaappee, ttaassttee, aanndd eevveenn pprriiccee wwhheenn ddeecciiddiinngg hhooww mmuucchh ooff eeaacchh ssnnaacc kk ttoo iinncclluuddee, iinn mmyy ppaacckk ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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[AH RIGHT, NOW THAT'$ THE #ORPORATE $PIRIT YOUR MANAGER$ AND BO$$E$ WANT FROM YOU.]
FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN OUR FORKS YOUR KITCHEN BUY NOW OR THEYLL BE IN YOUR BACK INSTEAD 531-8008

Man.

◌ Glad to hear it! ⧂
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[AH HA, I LIKE YOU.]
Surelly drinking an entire second pot of coffee is fine.




