IF I GET ONE MORE SHITTY "ROMANTASY" BOOK RECOMMENDATION THAT IS POORLY WRITTEN DRIVEL PACKAGED IN AN UNCONVINCING COVER WITH VAGUE AND USELESS REVIEWS ON THE BACK OF IT CLAIMING IT'S THE BEST THING SOMEONE WITH THE READING COMPREHENSION OF AN ILLITERATE WRIGGLER HAS READ, I AM GOING TO LOSE IT. I AM LOSING IT. AS I TYPE THIS I AM LOSING IT. THERE. FIRST POST.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW HALF OF THIS SHIT MAKES IT PAST THE EDITING PHASE. IF SOMEONE DROPPED THEIR "FINAL" DRAFT ON MY DESK FOR ME TO PUBLISH AND IT SOUNDED REMOTELY SIMILAR TO HALF OF THESE NONSENSICAL SMUT FESTS I WOULD TELL THEM TO GO SHOVE IT UP THEIR CHAGRIN TUNNEL BECAUSE AT LEAST THEN IT WOULD HAVE SOME KIND OF IMPACT ON A PERSON.
TRY THE POWDER MAGE SERIES. IT’S NOT ROMANCE BUT FANTASY. AND IT’S A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. BUT IF YOU WANT ROMANCE MY MOST RECENT READ WAS THE LIGHTLARK SERIES. THE FIRST BOOK IS PRETTY GOOD. HAVEN’T READ THE SECOND ONE THOUGH BECAUSE I’VE BEEN FORCED TO READ THE OTHER REC.
THANK YOU. FINALLY, DECENT RECOMMENDATIONS. I'D OFFER YOU SOMETHING OF RIDICULOUS VALUE IF I KNEW HOW TO FLING IT ACROSS TIMELINES.
ITS FINE. JUST GLAD IM NOT GETTING MY HEAD BIT OFF FOR ONCE BY ANOTHER TIMELINE ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IM UP FOR THAT.