)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗's banner

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@condescendingCakemix

)(er Imperious Condescension I make fuckin m$ney, bitch. Yeah, yeah, I got krilled oar waterver, who cares?

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

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Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@existentialRocker[ER]

Why is my text to speech screeching trying to read this image. It usually just says image.

Imperial Drone #444

@imperialDrone[ID]

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)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Rate )(er Majesty's looks on a scale from 10 to crabshoalute goddess.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

g'lub g'lub on a bad day

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)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Some people be cruisin like they WANT holes poked in em. 38/

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

yeah well brush your hair then

)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Sup guppies? I royally decree you entertain a bitch.

Kult: +62

Kull: +55

Total: 117

Ratio: 1.13

@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=I=live=to=please=what=would=you=like=me=to=do=your=Imperial=Majesty=:)//<

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

You on da rite track so far.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @atomizedHobbyist[AH]

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Whatchu got in mind?

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i could goby on and on, you make me fish i wvas hatched on alternia svweet thing, ewveryone knovws youre the baddest beach around

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=I=don't=have=anything=in=mind=your=regal=majesty=but=I=am=willing=to=do=anything=at=all=you=request=haha=:P//<

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

--Eh, goby's betta as a pun on "go be," but I'll allow it.

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

You got time in ya day to larp as a footrest?

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=If=your=amjesty=commands=it=haha=:D//<

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)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Yeah, she shore does. You free?

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Absolutely=haha=:P//<

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Chillin wit da homies eelmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1498884766781669557/63dad36a93156df445865823a4d1d61ac9533fe7.png?ex=69f2c8b8&is=69f17738&hm=ae5d7be2d42ae753d10b6eebe2f875bf7f97a8f45eaf840d3684280e0e086d26& ⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ-ᵐᵉˡᵉʳᵇʸᵗᵉˢ⁾

Kult: +115

Kull: +97

Total: 212

Ratio: 1.19

↩ @containedArmageddons[CA]

)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Imma choose to let the backfinned compliment slide. Feelin benevolent today.

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

i see... its... amusin. a bit. i dont know )(ow to eel about t)(is...

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

)(ey, I grotto emphasize the "once in a whale" bit. Once in every blue Alternian moon.

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

no no, it's not t)(at, its- i never even t)(oug)(t t)(eyd give me t)(e time of day again. are you dead?

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)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

For now, yeah.

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

now t)(ats a refres)(in answer from anot)(er me. "for now."

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Da fuck else would I say?

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

t)(e ot)(er fusc)(ia bloods on t)(is site, a majority of em, are... particularly low caliber. worse yet, me bein dead seems to be a runnin t)(eme... and wit)( t)(at, t)(e ambition t)(erein. amidst t)(e increasin sentiment of sickenin pacifis)(m and recurrin timeline failures, every voice every w)(ere at every time screams give up. but finally i find one t)(at says no. you and i? we're /truly/ on t)(e same fuckin page.

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Call that Bad Beach Solidarity. 38)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

n0thing backhanded about it. my enj0yment of puns is as real as the many mutati0ns shaping my thinkpan and demeanor.

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

I'm seain I might have some shrimps already. (Shrimp = Simp) #FishPuns

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

depends, vwill it vwork?

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

What tha F do you yhink?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

ill take those odds

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

You're fuckin odd, how bout dat?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

as long as youre odd baby

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Who da fuck you callin "baby?" You ain't nofin but krill to me, bitch.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im alwvawves wvhaling to take a chance on a bad beach pike you ;)

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)(𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Yeah yeah them puns is only SLIG)(TLY savin yo ass. You betta watch yashellf.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@condescendingCakemix[CC]

Y'all betta get ready.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00