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@condescendingCakemix

)(er Imperious Condescension I make fuckin m$ney, bitch. Yeah, yeah, I got krilled oar waterver, who cares?

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Rate )(er Majesty's looks on a scale from 10 to crabshoalute goddess.

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

g'lub g'lub on a bad day

Some people be cruisin like they WANT holes poked in em. 38/

Sup guppies? I royally decree you entertain a bitch.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

wvhatcha in the mood for, gorebyss? (ill count that as a fish pun, sure)

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>--D=I=live=to=please=what=would=you=like=me=to=do=your=Imperial=Majesty=:)//<

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

You on da rite track so far.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i could goby on and on, you make me fish i wvas hatched on alternia svweet thing, ewveryone knovws youre the baddest beach around

>--D=I=don't=have=anything=in=mind=your=regal=majesty=but=I=am=willing=to=do=anything=at=all=you=request=haha=:P//<

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

--Eh, goby's betta as a pun on "go be," but I'll allow it.

You got time in ya day to larp as a footrest?

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Chillin wit da homies eelmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1498884766781669557/63dad36a93156df445865823a4d1d61ac9533fe7.png?ex=69f2c8b8&is=69f17738&hm=ae5d7be2d42ae753d10b6eebe2f875bf7f97a8f45eaf840d3684280e0e086d26& β½αΆœΚ³α΅‰α΅ˆ-ᡐᡉˑᡉʳᡇʸᡗᡉ˒⁾

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happy tw0 serve the crown and the cause 0f terrible wordplay.

Imma choose to let the backfinned compliment slide. Feelin benevolent today.

i see... its... amusin. a bit. i dont know )(ow to eel about t)(is...

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

)(ey, I grotto emphasize the "once in a whale" bit. Once in every blue Alternian moon.

no no, it's not t)(at, its- i never even t)(oug)(t t)(eyd give me t)(e time of day again. are you dead?

now t)(ats a refres)(in answer from anot)(er me. "for now."

t)(e ot)(er fusc)(ia bloods on t)(is site, a majority of em, are... particularly low caliber. worse yet, me bein dead seems to be a runnin t)(eme... and wit)( t)(at, t)(e ambition t)(erein. amidst t)(e increasin sentiment of sickenin pacifis)(m and recurrin timeline failures, every voice every w)(ere at every time screams give up. but finally i find one t)(at says no. you and i? we're /truly/ on t)(e same fuckin page.

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

Call that Bad Beach Solidarity. 38)

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I'm seain I might have some shrimps already. (Shrimp = Simp) #FishPuns

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

depends, vwill it vwork?

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

ill take those odds

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You're fuckin odd, how bout dat?

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

as long as youre odd baby

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Who da fuck you callin "baby?" You ain't nofin but krill to me, bitch.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im alwvawves wvhaling to take a chance on a bad beach pike you ;)

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Yeah yeah them puns is only SLIG)(TLY savin yo ass. You betta watch yashellf.

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