chittr
← @callouslyCynical

A solldier under my command once asked me "Why do they call it oven, when you of in the colld food of out hot eat the food?" And in response, I llooked at him gravelly. I pllaced a hand on his shoullder. I llooked into his heart, I remembered the battlles fought together. I refllected on all of this, and tolld him "What?"

Kult: +52
Kull: +25
Total: 77
Ratio: 2.08

DUD3 H0LY SH1T TH4T GUY MUST H4V3 RUL3D

"they just dont get 1t huh"

Ah, "rulled", a word which, for reasons that ellude me, means "admirablle". I have llearned this. And whille I woulld never associate monarchic rullership with anything admirablle... he was a good man. As all my solldiers were. Good. Not men. I think I may have had a majority women regiment in retrospect.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FUCK 0K 1 JUST M34NT C00L

Kult: +5
Total: 5

"wa1t who was th1s"