cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 14: meulin leijon #petplay #substances #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl meulin. oh meulin, meulin, meulin. the original owvner of the big fat cat tats. the kitty titties. ewveryones favworite pussy cat. i hawvent met too many of these babes actually, but the ones i hawve met alvways seem to blowv me right outta the wvater. and into the wvater, if you catch my drift. dont let that frumpy grumblr girl look fool you, this gals a freak. i mean cmon, she dated *kurloz*. thats a good first point. her pan? fried. betwveen the nip and his vwoodoos, meulins tend to be pretty easy to screvw vwith. you an amateur hypnotist? shoot your shot, shell be thanking you for it. there are plenty of backdoors into her head left by the mime, so feel free to poke around in there, see vwhat you cant knock out. its the kinda thing that makes me wvish i had my owvn povwers sometimes, yknowv? she looks awvful pretty vwith her eyes all glazed ovwer like that. but okay, if you aint into all that crap, wvhats the approach? talking about shipping usually givwes you an in, maybe ask her wvhat sorta ships shes got vwith you in em, get her talking about that. you vwant her thinking about all your good qualities as a partner. shes deaf, so enunciate a bit so she can read your lips, and only say the real mean shit wvhen shes looking awvay. though, shes freaky and has a vweird sense of humor, so shell probably laugh off most the shit you havwe to say anyvways. hovw the hell did i almost forget to add this. catgirl. fucking duh. scritches. hair pulling. tail pulling. kitten. good girl. yeah, itll all make her melt. end goal here is to get her in heat and rubbing up against your legs. i dont think shes into all this as much as nep is, but a bell collar can nevwer go vwrong. i do hawve to giwve a special shoutout to the freaks. i mean *freaks*. degenerates. total pervwerts. there are a fevw meumeus that just go abowve and beyond. if you find one of these gals, thank your lucky stars, then go in for the cull. there vwas one vwho just couldnt stop dravwing fanart of all her galpals getting dominated hardcore. she had an entire section just dedicated to me boning dovwn on all them. most flattering thing ivwe ewver seen, i carry a photocopy in my vwallet. i cant think of a cat pun for this. ratings bod: chubby at the least. great if you lovwe a gal wvith some meat on her bones. tell her to touch her elbovws together, shes too much of a dork to knowv that one. 8/10 wvariety: i dont come across enough of her to say for certain, the fanfic thing is basically the only touchstone and it happens ewvery time, but the kitten stuff is fun... eh, still basically only the twvo things. 6/10 ease: middle of the road. not particularly sensitivwe, but pretty dang horny on her ovwn accord. meet her halfvway and shell pull her top off pretty quick. 7/0 personality: the constant yelling is kinda grating, and youll hawve to listen to a lotta bullshit about yaoi, but eh, shes okay. the freaks and her propsensity to get mindfucked are doing a lot for her here. 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. great bod, some fun stuff, but i just dont see her enough to be able to make any clear cut comments. iwve met a fewv of those total purrwvs though, so a meulin is alvways wvorth a swving.
vwell, reading all these might avwaken something in you, is more vwhat i figure
hey, you dont hawve to like me ;)
i cant judge that one toots.
₍^. .^₎⟆ No. You talk l!ke a runt :p꠹
nah, just check my bulgecurator score ;) #nsfvw
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’d rather not, don’t wanna be scarred꠹
MEULIN MENTIONED. TAKE A SHOT. 🥃
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