♠ hated by @congruentAttitude

wait that came out wrong, i haven't done that since hey actually fuck off what is this an intake. that part's NOT important AT ALL ause it's NOT what's happening right now!!! i was provin i could totally handle a two story drop an jog it off because i don't need to care about bein careful i'm invincible. but uh. i mean i totally did do it so i succeeded. but yknow. hospital.
How’s second place treating you @congruentAttitude ? I think you should get used to it. This is what it’s going to look like for the rest of the season.

nvm i'm shy you're gonna have to live with my bared soul bein left to imagination <3
GRUNGI SMASH MOST THING WITH CLUB SO PROBABLY SMASH MOST THING PASS FRIENDS ......................................... ((#NSFW JOKE))
vote in replies, or if ur shy: like = 4 dr pepper, pity = 4 pepsi, hate = 4 cola. dr pepper vs pepsi vs cola. #vote #dontdisappointme
Unfortunately for you that seems real bor1ng

Z. yez i am. .Z
Got it on the first try again. @congruentAttitude It is simply too easy. Wordle 1,866 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

the only game on tabletop i'm a pro at is, well, you know... ;) #suggestive
That reminds me. I haven’t done this in a few days. Look I did it @congruentAttitude Wordle 1,855 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I Did Get The Same Training The Rest Of Them Did. The Like Actual Important Members Of My House. But I Have Better Things To Do Go Into A Little Fenced Off Area And Swing A Sword Around At Some Other Troll. It’s Not Motivating. I Rather Be Drinking.

~B~Oy hO~wdy dO~ I have the pO~st f~Or yO~u!~
Wordle 1,847 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 told you I’d get it in one @congruentAttitude
>>| .i'd go .and do hornyposting too, but my desires .are so nasty that .i'm too .afraid .of saying them. the .only thing that matters .is that .it .involves my #boynook. just saying. #nsfw #hornyposting #suggestive

gettin jiggy CANCELLED he said no an said to soak in the tub #nsfw #not-nsfw;(
do yall eat hot dogs for the shape or the flavor.
ANY⌁AY I'M GONNA STEAL THAT BLUEY'S IDEA, STUPID AS IT IS, AND DO ⌁HAT I DO BEST TO TURN IT INTO SOME GOLD. NOT THAT THIS MATTERS FOR ANY OF YOU POOR BASTARDS ELSE⌁HERE, BUT AS OF TODAY HERE ON SATURN CORP TURF IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE JADE OR UNDER TO JUST UP AND DIE. YOU'RE ⌁ELCOME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Z. thiz iz wwhy i zlept wwith your huzband. .Z

the full on long sleeves an leotard combo is a lil funny ngl
I did it again. @congruentAttitude Wordle 1,838 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⌁O⌁, HE ⌁ASN'T KIDDING, THAT SHIT'S REALLY STILL LEGAL FOR YOU ALL OUT THERE? THAT'S ⌁ILD. YOU SHOULD GET SOMEONE TO FIX THAT ORPHANING SICH YOU GOT GOING ON. SAD. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

🜏 ):<<<<<<<死亡 ♅
Wordle 1,834 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Easy @congruentAttitude

i am no better than any of you. as the wwise trolls once said, "my bulge has led me to places i wwould not evven go to wwith a gun." #nsfw

not now kitten daddy's got daddy issues
the lot a you actually disgust me especially the softer among your pathetic ranks genuinely wwhat made you think that this platform wwas for humans anywway for that matter the land dwwellers here are just as bad the cowwardly sorts of vviolets i see on here arent helpin either my owwn flesh an blood ancestor is pailin some olivve nook did the cerulean leavve you too sea dry up so bad youre cannibalizin wwhats left of the land dwwellers seriously not to mention wwhen researchin my alternates ivve come to find out that half of them either ended up wwith some gutter wwench or wworse wwell maybe not wworse per se depends on the cases as you can imagine anywway you dont havve to wworry reader i am talkin to you pay attention im here to set this straight maybe wwith some elboww grease wwe can get the lowwbloods fearin the right an proper hierarchy again then again wwith the poor displays im seein on here i wwouldnt be scared a the lot of you either absolutely revvoltin cept kar he seems to be doin fine usually #nsfww #hemism
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
sorry, kid. life aint all sunshine and rainbowvs and pizza and candy and kittens and gumdrops and toys and army men and cowvboys and knights and cake and cookies and marshmallowvs and trucks and excavwators and playing and buses and backpacks and svwim trunks and toy svwords and chocolate and airplanes and toy box and monster truck and lollipop and ice cream and run fast and cartvwheel and svwing and playground and park and camp ground and smore and

i am chittrs resident pitybait. the paleslut even. that's why my notifs are full to the gills with rhombuses.

you could not wring a kull milestone celebration outta me if you tried, i simply do not see it
Horsey. #nsfw
fuck yes discussion closed were doing it
open discussion: do we actually need to respect sollux or could we all just gang up on him and kill him

Z. ah yez you wwould not remember zeeing az your ugly clowwn friend took care of that for you muzt feel zad empty lonely mizzing a piece of yourzelf innexplicably perhapz becauze you wwere zuch a zore lozer you zimply had to forget. .Z

🜲 I wonder how some of you lowbloods feel when ⚜ highblood supports you. Oh, I symp⚜thize with your struggle... ⚜s they sip from their silverw⚜re in their gre⚜t m⚜nors. I'm not s⚜ying I'm ⚜ny better th⚜n them, just more so how e⚜sy some of you will w⚜ve ⚜w⚜y ⚜ctions with bl⚜nd words. Hoohoo. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐

you had to research phenomenal.

big tuna dni

All Of Your Beloved Historical Role Models " Got Down " " Crazy Style ".
Bikers are just hot horse girls.
Car guys are just bikers if they were losers.
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #vaguepost
It's so over. We are so back actually.
they should try voiding the whole thing. apex is shit.
banana bread is disgusting. dont know how anybody eats this shit.

2/3 srill says don't you put your graspers on me to get me in some woods you sicko

well all's well that ends well! i'm ok now, i think despite everythin craaaazyyyy that happened with @aeneasCaldarium this past weekend, especially at the beginning an at the end, this ended up bein a good experience for both of us. i think we learned a lot. a lot about emotions, a lot about hope, a lot about how to be real, an a lot how to do shit one handed. it was like a trust fall really.

quit tellin everyone i'm dead ;'/

fucking bugs bunny bullshit istg

he only got his phone back for a second because it ie impossible tryin to fight him off one handed when you're tryin to taje a fucki. LEAK

YOU DO KNOW A BUNCH OF TIMES AND TIMELINES ARE ALL ON HERE... RIGHT? LIKE ONE CAN BE FROM SWEEPS AGO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LIFE.. AND THEN THERES US?

😨 yo how long have 1 had that sh*t rech1tted... major L yo, totally embarrass1ng... how do 1 delete 1t??? }:(
for pride month we are going to kill you.
IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.
Even the greatest 9f minds can falter. The Signless was perhaps Alternia's m9st influential pr9phet, and yet I can p9int t9 at least a d9zen 9f his flaws. 6ut y9u are right. I am supp9sed t9 6e setting a 6etter example. I am #listeningAndLearning, and I will d9 6etter.

Listen I'm sorry for being gone so long, its been a challenging summer, my many many partners had to back me up, and by back me up. I mean back 'it' up #suggestive
id kick your ass.
gas station food is where its at. and im dead serious too.
soup is slop for babies.
onions when the recipe requires zero onions. stop putting onions in my fucking food. the crunch is disturbing.
Stop cumming IN the kitchen and fucking the grilled cheese. I'm tired of it man. #suggestive

see i hear you but also i feel like in 20 sweeps you're gonna be that guy with the khaki vest an baseball cap snoozin at a lake waitin for bass to bite or somethin idk however that works

> cr0nus already /c0mpletely/ k1lled the v1bes s0 1m sure 1ts f1ne

i really like thi§ font.

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the pigs finally let me havwe access to my palmhusk. im in jail and they vwont let me out unless you pick me up. something about needing to be under supervwision. also you havwe to pay for this dumb ankle monitor. @affableCantor
I can do anything tech wise that isn't laptops. I hate laptops they are confusing and upset me. I can make a working TV but I will never NEVER make a laptop.

Can s⚣me⚣ne send @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura s⚣me sauce f⚣r their breadsticks this is making me very sad :(
yet, you still took the time to respond. you just cant help yourself.
vwe slut-shaming nowv? vwhat svweep is it? besides, slut is an honor only bestowved on vwomen and bottoms. not that i knowv much about the latter, considering i like em busty and double-x. heres a nugget of vwisdom for ya, spaz, free of charge: vwhen a vwoman sleeps around, shes a slut. vwhen a man does it, hes a player vwho has achievwed the zenith of masculinity. hope that clears things up.
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait

@affectionConsecrated and wvhiskey wvon today. I shavwed. And nowv I look like a damn wviggler. #substances
well, you knew ii wa2 talkiing about you. the other per2on, who fuckiing know2.
happy priide month, human2. we don't really have that on beforu2, or the 2ame general gender beliief2 or 2tructure2 found on earth, but a happy priide month from the help2men crew of beforu2.
iit ii2 a miiracle ii diid 2urviive gettiing blown up, by the way. iit wa2n't heaviily dii2clo2ed duriing my recovery periiod, and now that ii'm better, ii don't need two talk about iit. thankfully, iit wa2 mo2tly cru2hiing and le22 burniing, 2o my iinjuriie2 are not a2 notiiceable cau2e of iit.

There's nothing quite as fucked as wanting what some of your splinters have.

life is like a box a mirrors

/ You / Want To Fuck Him. / I / Want To Lay His Head Across My Lap And Run My Fingers Through His Hair While He Talks About Ancient Alternian Culture. We Are Not The Same. #ialsowanttofuckhim #nsfw #nsfc

myrprong :(
I think Jake was the right person just the wrong time. I feel bad. I didn't mean to be so controlling. I didn't mean to I swear.

pants were invented by SAILORS in the sixteenth century to AVOID TROLL POSIEDONS WRATH.

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 you meet all kinds in war is all I can say. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
It’s a bit embarrassing that you call this ‘your personal account’ but have done nothing to achieve anonymity. @congruentAttitude
I have several gripes a69ut the quadrant-6ased reacti9n system, and may draft a larger p9st detailing such (please let me kn9w if y9u are interested) 6ut f9r n9w, in the aim 9f reducing the chances I am misunderst99d, a helpful guide: ♥ = I supp9rt y9ur p9st, if n9t f9r its su6stance then f9r its presentati9n. ♦ = I feel empathetic t9wards y9ur p9st, yet perhaps d9 n9t agree with it. ♠ = I d9 n9t supp9rt y9ur p9st; it is inflammat9ry, pr96lematic, 9r 69th. ♣ = I have nuanced feelings a69ut y9ur p9st, and may ela69rate.

I wish I was an emu.

Mind melds with you.
happy pride. coming out as straight and cisgender. yup, i am a man that likes wvomen. #minority.
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv

anon asks: HE neEds MOusEbITEs TO LivE i do unfortunately. more mousebites!!!

another week another successful pity+mediate scratch combo. i am the best shelter dog ever.

nooo dont turn us into tiny versions of ourselves and put us in the mason jar youre so sexy
keep doing vwhat youre doing, man. it vwont be long before the last female vwilling to givwe you the time of night vwill come crawvling to the cromeister.

well it's not cause you're baby so write that down. also even so kinda depends right like what's the end goal

get me off this ride

cause my mind's a finely tuned lethal instrument a mass seduction that's why. also my affable raw "keep it real" approach goes huge. also daddy is really fuckin unsure how he feels about the whole daddy bit at this point it's gettin outta hand.

You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched

I @m Become Normie

Noted.

I'm Norm@7

They (Saturn) are saying he (Casper) is the specialest one to ever do it (be Casper).

Well shit. Not even the power of friendship can save us now.
I'm sorry everypony it's out of our hooves now.
"Is she a stand user" NO SHES OBVIOUSLY THE FUCKING STAND.

<3 <3 <3 <3

i just got an achievement ticker in the corner a my life that says successfully baited a captor into a sincere apology

oh yeah, ill be at the beach episode. hit me up if youre in something cute ;)

yall mfs having a fucking beach episode without me is fuckin CRIM-E and all gon get punished

Get in loser, we're having a #BeachEpisode.

GUYS WE ARE !!!NOT!!! DOING CHARACTER ARCS TODAY IT IS THE BEACH EPISODE!!!!!!
☆ ★ Leon!!! Help me!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/61cb4891a5b7.gif *ੈ✩‧₊˚
shout out to my awvesome hair and memorable personality. #single. #hey-ladies.
Sometimes I forget Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield are actually on here already. I gotta stop talking about them.

yall concern me im goin back to posting directly from my profile lol
Yeah 0kay II’ll g0 d0 that than ii gue22
What d0 y0u want me tw0 d0 ab0ut iit? II diidn’t name iit.

Boss makes a dime, I make a little less than a dime. That's why I take this shit seriously on company time. #myspreadsheets
A thousand curses to the water cycle for the perpetual rain this weekend.
🍺And fuck Chris f𖦏r asking me ab𖦏ut my stamp.

Sometimes I wonder how much of the hornyposting is the genuine article rather than an attempt to farm kult off of the porn-addicted minds of the Chittr audience. Or both, maybe. I can't say shit, though. At this point, I'm a Guinness World Record holder for the amount of 'Fell For it Again' awards I've been issued from this site alone. I'm the motherfucker getting milked (in more ways than one) for kult. It is me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19182aabec96.webp #nsfw #vagueposting? Sure.

when will chittr add a delete function i need to remove my various embarassments

Take your medication.
mess wvith the alpha, and you get the horns. #no-more-mister-nice-guy.
nobody in their right mind wvould touch you wvith a ten foot pole let alone pail you.
wvho missed daddy? #suggestivwve.
because of how little i care i drew me and my good friend greatest buddy jake as smuppets embracing sweetly and with lots of affection https://i.postimg.cc/9fL78h8j/image.png

Two raisins for breakfast. I know, I know. I'm shocked too. Don't get used to it.
they're putting mysterious sludge in the water that turns you green.
headache. i need a hammer to the skull.

keep an eye out in stores for the release of the NEW sonic 1 remake! https://i.imgur.com/Kc5QibM.png

how is that not him? it's sonic! https://i.imgur.com/OlepcJ6.gif

does anyone wanna play sonic? https://i.imgur.com/YyTx4UH.png
wlw# GNITSOpEUGAv# NOOWs# .nr GNINOOWs
ᐖ PPL SO ᑈONᑈERNEᐖ ABOUT ME RIᐖE OR ᐖYING ᑈALIBORNIA BUT LIEK TO BE HONEST I FINK IT JUS RLY EASY 2 WIN MY LOYALTY WIF SPESHUL AFFEᑈTION. ILL BASIᑈALY LATᑈH ONTO ANYBOOBY WHO NIᑈE 2 ME TBH I FINK AT HEART I KINᐖA JUST ᐖESPERATE 2 BE LIKEᐖ AS MUᑈH AS MY OTHER FRANS 🤔 I KINᐖ OF A SIᐖEKIᑈK WHEN U FINK ABOUᐖIT ᐛ
II c0uld, iit’2 ju2t a wa2te 0f my tiime.
Y0u c0uld alway2 try n0t beiing 2tupiid.

o| ThErE OnCe wAs a tRoLl fRoM NaNtUcKeT |o
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
While as always I supp9rt the individual rights 9f all pe9ple t9 have fun and express themselves, I must reluctantly 9pp9se the title 9f "#sinday'. F9r starters, the implicati9n that all activity up9n this day is in s9meway imm9ral risks assigning undue c9nn9tati9ns t9 nuetral 9r even 6eneficial acts, which I f9r 9ne d9 n9t 6elieve is a precedent we sh9uld set. Sec9ndly, it implies a site-wide adherence t9 the c9ncept 9f sin (#sin #religi9n #religi9n9rmative) when n9t all are 9f a religi9n su6scri6ing t9 that c9ncept, 9r are n9t 9f a religi9n at all! Simply assuming this c9ncept is universal discredits the experiences and 6eliefs 9f many, many individuals, and minimizes the struggles 9f smaller faiths which are already d9minated 6y the m9re c9mm9nly-held 6eliefs. In additi9n, la6eling specific acti9ns as 'sinful 6ecause a deity (#g9ds #deities #metaphysicalfigures #t9xicp9werstructures) says s9' rather than delving int9 the exact reas9ns why an act can 6e harmful and the gr9ups 9f pe9ple it damages flattens the c9nversati9n; it's a th9ught-terminating cliche which we as disc9urse discussers sh9uld really m9ve past. [Genuine statement.] #kankridiscussi9ns

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ Humping the phone book if you feel a little tingle it's me

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8usted a brand newv string trying to restring an old bass, vwhy is life so hard :,(
honestly 'energy drink' is a really bad post for me to make because if i posted that every time i actually had an energy drink you guys would get concerned for my health

there is an almost charming ineptiude tw0 how this thing is c0ded. serves the accidental purpose 0f cramming a more varied experience d0wn your ganderbulbs. as 0pposed tw0 my other frequented hellsite just running like shit. it is where i keep my rep0sitory 0f filthy behavior and misdeeds th0ugh. can't be co0l without 0ne of th0se.

:o) Many question me as thus: :o) Kurloz, why are you so devoted to Caliborn? :o) He's evil! He's a misogynist! He's a murderer! :o) These are the words of fools and knaves. :o) Caliborn-sama is a wonderful Lord. :o) His power is peerless :o) His panache strikes awe in his allies and fear in his enemies :o) His golden tooth is positively adorable :o) And frankly I don't think there's anyone better! :o) So please, join me in celebrating our Lord @caliBorn !
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.

why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
Y0u d0n’t need tw0 re2p0nd tw0 thii2.

Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch

the babes vwhat took my skin got the piece vwith my tat on it you ovwe me six cigs @catastrophicgalaxy

ill die happy

Just had my first kiss #lies




























