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YOU DO KNOW A BUNCH OF TIMES AND TIMELINES ARE ALL ON HERE... RIGHT? LIKE ONE CAN BE FROM SWEEPS AGO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LIFE.. AND THEN THERES US?
😨 yo how long have 1 had that sh*t rech1tted... major L yo, totally embarrass1ng... how do 1 delete 1t??? }:(
for pride month we are going to kill you.
YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.
IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.
WELL YES BUT I'D ALSO GO TO PRISON, AND I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE I WANT THAT. NOR DO I WANT TO SET A MAN ON FIRE FOR SOMETHING SO HARMLESS.
I really cann9t write t9day. F99lish mistakes. Sl9ppy. #disapp9inting
Even the greatest 9f minds can falter. The Signless was perhaps Alternia's m9st influential pr9phet, and yet I can p9int t9 at least a d9zen 9f his flaws. 6ut y9u are right. I am supp9sed t9 6e setting a 6etter example. I am #listeningAndLearning, and I will d9 6etter.
Listen I'm sorry for being gone so long, its been a challenging summer, my many many partners had to back me up, and by back me up. I mean back 'it' up #suggestive
id kick your ass.
gas station food is where its at. and im dead serious too.
soup is slop for babies.
onions when the recipe requires zero onions. stop putting onions in my fucking food. the crunch is disturbing.
vwhoa hey
symptons of concussion
Stop cumming IN the kitchen and fucking the grilled cheese. I'm tired of it man. #suggestive
see i hear you but also i feel like in 20 sweeps you're gonna be that guy with the khaki vest an baseball cap snoozin at a lake waitin for bass to bite or somethin idk however that works
> cr0nus already /c0mpletely/ k1lled the v1bes s0 1m sure 1ts f1ne
i really like thi§ font.
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the pigs finally let me havwe access to my palmhusk. im in jail and they vwont let me out unless you pick me up. something about needing to be under supervwision. also you havwe to pay for this dumb ankle monitor. @affableCantor
I can do anything tech wise that isn't laptops. I hate laptops they are confusing and upset me. I can make a working TV but I will never NEVER make a laptop.
I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG
Can s⚣me⚣ne send @cryh⚣undC⚣l⚣rtura s⚣me sauce f⚣r their breadsticks this is making me very sad :(
yet, you still took the time to respond. you just cant help yourself.
vwe slut-shaming nowv? vwhat svweep is it? besides, slut is an honor only bestowved on vwomen and bottoms. not that i knowv much about the latter, considering i like em busty and double-x. heres a nugget of vwisdom for ya, spaz, free of charge: vwhen a vwoman sleeps around, shes a slut. vwhen a man does it, hes a player vwho has achievwed the zenith of masculinity. hope that clears things up.
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
@affectionConsecrated and wvhiskey wvon today. I shavwed. And nowv I look like a damn wviggler. #substances
well, you knew ii wa2 talkiing about you. the other per2on, who fuckiing know2.
happy priide month, human2. we don't really have that on beforu2, or the 2ame general gender beliief2 or 2tructure2 found on earth, but a happy priide month from the help2men crew of beforu2.
iit ii2 a miiracle ii diid 2urviive gettiing blown up, by the way. iit wa2n't heaviily dii2clo2ed duriing my recovery periiod, and now that ii'm better, ii don't need two talk about iit. thankfully, iit wa2 mo2tly cru2hiing and le22 burniing, 2o my iinjuriie2 are not a2 notiiceable cau2e of iit.
There's nothing quite as fucked as wanting what some of your splinters have.
Its as if everyone can sense when ive got a day to myself and suddenly we all wanna come kick it with jake. I dont mean to complain i do love my friends! But gosh if it isnt every single day at this point and id be wrong to say no because what kind of bro tells his friends he doesnt wanna hang? Anyway it seems ive got dinner plans tonight with janey.
life is like a box a mirrors
/ You / Want To Fuck Him. / I / Want To Lay His Head Across My Lap And Run My Fingers Through His Hair While He Talks About Ancient Alternian Culture. We Are Not The Same. #ialsowanttofuckhim #nsfw #nsfc
myrprong :(
I think Jake was the right person just the wrong time. I feel bad. I didn't mean to be so controlling. I didn't mean to I swear.
pants were invented by SAILORS in the sixteenth century to AVOID TROLL POSIEDONS WRATH.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 you meet all kinds in war is all I can say. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
It’s a bit embarrassing that you call this ‘your personal account’ but have done nothing to achieve anonymity. @congruentAttitude
That g9t a particularly str9ng reacti9n fr9m a Mituna. Mixed feelings a69ut Grand High6ald.
I wanted t9 share a picture I drew 9f a Grand High6l99d I am friends with. I drew him 6ald 6ecause he was 6eing, well, himself, and, at that m9ment, ann9ying. https://cdn.imgchest.c9m/files/fc4160c03f5c.png
I have several gripes a69ut the quadrant-6ased reacti9n system, and may draft a larger p9st detailing such (please let me kn9w if y9u are interested) 6ut f9r n9w, in the aim 9f reducing the chances I am misunderst99d, a helpful guide: ♥ = I supp9rt y9ur p9st, if n9t f9r its su6stance then f9r its presentati9n. ♦ = I feel empathetic t9wards y9ur p9st, yet perhaps d9 n9t agree with it. ♠ = I d9 n9t supp9rt y9ur p9st; it is inflammat9ry, pr96lematic, 9r 69th. ♣ = I have nuanced feelings a69ut y9ur p9st, and may ela69rate.
I wish I was an emu.
Mind melds with you.
happy pride. coming out as straight and cisgender. yup, i am a man that likes wvomen. #minority.
lets all agree that vwhat happens in sicknastysundays stays in #sicknastysundays #nsfwv
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv
anon asks: HE neEds MOusEbITEs TO LivE i do unfortunately. more mousebites!!!
another week another successful pity+mediate scratch combo. i am the best shelter dog ever.
nooo dont turn us into tiny versions of ourselves and put us in the mason jar youre so sexy
keep doing vwhat youre doing, man. it vwont be long before the last female vwilling to givwe you the time of night vwill come crawvling to the cromeister.
all four of them? awv tuna you really gavwe me your vwhole attention huh
thats your owvn fault. youre lucky i didnt hit you vwith the hardstyle right off the bat
well it's not cause you're baby so write that down. also even so kinda depends right like what's the end goal
youre just doin it for the bit nowv
at least thats better than kitten
yes the ra8ies is n0rmal here
get me off this ride
:O)
cause my mind's a finely tuned lethal instrument a mass seduction that's why. also my affable raw "keep it real" approach goes huge. also daddy is really fuckin unsure how he feels about the whole daddy bit at this point it's gettin outta hand.
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
I @m Become Normie
Noted.
I'm Norm@7
They (Saturn) are saying he (Casper) is the specialest one to ever do it (be Casper).
Well shit. Not even the power of friendship can save us now.
I'm sorry everypony it's out of our hooves now.
"Is she a stand user" NO SHES OBVIOUSLY THE FUCKING STAND.
THE ONLY DOG STAND USER TO EVER EXIST IS IGGY.
<3 <3 <3 <3
i just got an achievement ticker in the corner a my life that says successfully baited a captor into a sincere apology
Starting a new religion called Super Atheism.
oh yeah, ill be at the beach episode. hit me up if youre in something cute ;)
yall mfs having a fucking beach episode without me is fuckin CRIM-E and all gon get punished
Get in loser, we're having a #BeachEpisode.
GUYS WE ARE !!!NOT!!! DOING CHARACTER ARCS TODAY IT IS THE BEACH EPISODE!!!!!!
☆ ★ Leon!!! Help me!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/61cb4891a5b7.gif *ੈ✩‧₊˚
shout out to my awvesome hair and memorable personality. #single. #hey-ladies.
Sometimes I forget Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield are actually on here already. I gotta stop talking about them.
yall concern me im goin back to posting directly from my profile lol
Yeah 0kay II’ll g0 d0 that than ii gue22
What d0 y0u want me tw0 d0 ab0ut iit? II diidn’t name iit.
Boss makes a dime, I make a little less than a dime. That's why I take this shit seriously on company time. #myspreadsheets
A thousand curses to the water cycle for the perpetual rain this weekend.
Is eating lunch food for breakfast acceptable or will i be shot?
🍺And fuck Chris f𖦏r asking me ab𖦏ut my stamp.
These hills are silent and the residents are evil.
Sometimes I wonder how much of the hornyposting is the genuine article rather than an attempt to farm kult off of the porn-addicted minds of the Chittr audience. Or both, maybe. I can't say shit, though. At this point, I'm a Guinness World Record holder for the amount of 'Fell For it Again' awards I've been issued from this site alone. I'm the motherfucker getting milked (in more ways than one) for kult. It is me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19182aabec96.webp #nsfw #vagueposting? Sure.
when will chittr add a delete function i need to remove my various embarassments
Take your medication.
mess wvith the alpha, and you get the horns. #no-more-mister-nice-guy.
nobody in their right mind wvould touch you wvith a ten foot pole let alone pail you.
wvho missed daddy? #suggestivwve.
because of how little i care i drew me and my good friend greatest buddy jake as smuppets embracing sweetly and with lots of affection https://i.postimg.cc/9fL78h8j/image.png
Two raisins for breakfast. I know, I know. I'm shocked too. Don't get used to it.
they're putting mysterious sludge in the water that turns you green.
headache. i need a hammer to the skull.
keep an eye out in stores for the release of the NEW sonic 1 remake! https://i.imgur.com/Kc5QibM.png
how is that not him? it's sonic! https://i.imgur.com/OlepcJ6.gif
does anyone wanna play sonic? https://i.imgur.com/YyTx4UH.png
wlw# GNITSOpEUGAv# NOOWs# .nr GNINOOWs
wWw how do i get my moirail to stop sending me money..... wWw
ᐖ PPL SO ᑈONᑈERNEᐖ ABOUT ME RIᐖE OR ᐖYING ᑈALIBORNIA BUT LIEK TO BE HONEST I FINK IT JUS RLY EASY 2 WIN MY LOYALTY WIF SPESHUL AFFEᑈTION. ILL BASIᑈALY LATᑈH ONTO ANYBOOBY WHO NIᑈE 2 ME TBH I FINK AT HEART I KINᐖA JUST ᐖESPERATE 2 BE LIKEᐖ AS MUᑈH AS MY OTHER FRANS 🤔 I KINᐖ OF A SIᐖEKIᑈK WHEN U FINK ABOUᐖIT ᐛ
II c0uld, iit’2 ju2t a wa2te 0f my tiime.
Y0u c0uld alway2 try n0t beiing 2tupiid.
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what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
Sometimes hate feels a wee bit too strong and i find that the "pity" button is more on the nose about how im feeling. Im not getting all twisted up about it nor am i actually pitying you cause its honestly a bit more like disappointment or something. Your reply has thoroughly disappointed me.
While as always I supp9rt the individual rights 9f all pe9ple t9 have fun and express themselves, I must reluctantly 9pp9se the title 9f "#sinday'. F9r starters, the implicati9n that all activity up9n this day is in s9meway imm9ral risks assigning undue c9nn9tati9ns t9 nuetral 9r even 6eneficial acts, which I f9r 9ne d9 n9t 6elieve is a precedent we sh9uld set. Sec9ndly, it implies a site-wide adherence t9 the c9ncept 9f sin (#sin #religi9n #religi9n9rmative) when n9t all are 9f a religi9n su6scri6ing t9 that c9ncept, 9r are n9t 9f a religi9n at all! Simply assuming this c9ncept is universal discredits the experiences and 6eliefs 9f many, many individuals, and minimizes the struggles 9f smaller faiths which are already d9minated 6y the m9re c9mm9nly-held 6eliefs. In additi9n, la6eling specific acti9ns as 'sinful 6ecause a deity (#g9ds #deities #metaphysicalfigures #t9xicp9werstructures) says s9' rather than delving int9 the exact reas9ns why an act can 6e harmful and the gr9ups 9f pe9ple it damages flattens the c9nversati9n; it's a th9ught-terminating cliche which we as disc9urse discussers sh9uld really m9ve past. [Genuine statement.] #kankridiscussi9ns
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ Humping the phone book if you feel a little tingle it's me
donut holes #holeposting
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8usted a brand newv string trying to restring an old bass, vwhy is life so hard :,(
honestly 'energy drink' is a really bad post for me to make because if i posted that every time i actually had an energy drink you guys would get concerned for my health
there is an almost charming ineptiude tw0 how this thing is c0ded. serves the accidental purpose 0f cramming a more varied experience d0wn your ganderbulbs. as 0pposed tw0 my other frequented hellsite just running like shit. it is where i keep my rep0sitory 0f filthy behavior and misdeeds th0ugh. can't be co0l without 0ne of th0se.
.☘︎ ܁˖Ne⚘ther of them.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
:o) Many question me as thus: :o) Kurloz, why are you so devoted to Caliborn? :o) He's evil! He's a misogynist! He's a murderer! :o) These are the words of fools and knaves. :o) Caliborn-sama is a wonderful Lord. :o) His power is peerless :o) His panache strikes awe in his allies and fear in his enemies :o) His golden tooth is positively adorable :o) And frankly I don't think there's anyone better! :o) So please, join me in celebrating our Lord @caliBorn !
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.
Warmblood is often sensitive about her Lusus - she fears you looking down on her for its unprestigious breed. You must appreciate all Lusii equally, for if you want to be an ally to Warmblood you must also be an ally to warmcoloured Lusii.
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
Let's use our Inside Voices, people, and try to show a little Kindness. I'm not naming Names, but if anyone's going through a Hard Time, try showing a little bit of Sympathy - it goes a Long Way. Anyone would be feeling wretched if, and I'm Not Naming Names, something like something happened to them.
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the babes vwhat took my skin got the piece vwith my tat on it you ovwe me six cigs @catastrophicgalaxy
ill die happy
Just had my first kiss #lies