Incel Eridan Ampora
@conscriptedArchbishop
Everyone already hates me so I just say what's on my mind
its unfair there wwere so many other guys on the meteor. i wwouldvve got so much play if i wwas the only option
if its any consolation vriska was always above you too
wwell but i wwould be at the top of her list so transitivve properties means id be at the top of yours as wwell
i'm not interested in any quadrent with you i platonically think you are a terrible person
no body knowws howw hard it is to be a highcel. wway to many foids are intimidated by my superiority and huge dick so im doomed to be alone #nsfwwe #incel
wwe are just the only ones bravve enough to tell the truth
Super-or-ty to what? -t's l-ke -'ve just stepped -n gullsh-t.
wwell obvviously wwere both superior to loww-bloods but as a high-blod *man" im still abovve you
Hmmm. @ut of cur-os-ty, where do you happen to be stat-oned currently? We can arrange someth-ng tomorrow l-ght.
… I knoww your an assassin but this might be my only chance to get a girl here so fine dm me and ill send my coordinates
just cuz u got the worst skill issue ever doesn't mean shit i got laid within like two days of posting on here
wwell i only started postin here today theres still a chance i beat you!
i swwear i wwould havve got a girlfriend if i just killed like three more people #nsfwwe #vviolence
you mean three specific people or just three randoms?
you knoww, i hate to admit it but im jealous of that lord english guy. i mean, he gets three hot milf servvants and i cant evven get one
OF COURSE I DO, I AM THE LORD OF ALL BITCHES.
Ugh of course a foid vversion of me wwould havve no loyalty to me. this isnt usually the wway i mean it wwhen i say i hate myself
i remember this fascinatin study that showwed morale improvved in jade blood cavverns 200% wwhen they had a man to obey in there #nsfwwe #nsfwwe
B33 < hey @eridanwar guys are you taking requests
i mean i dont havve an actual link to the study but im pretty sure its true
