♠ hated by @consistentCallidity
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @consistentcallidity i Suppose This May Be A Bit Hypocritical Of Me, Given How I Supposedly Have A Reputation For Knowing Many Things. but Of All The Things That I Know, That I Have Learned, Sleuthed Out, And Have Been Told Over My Admittedly Short But Very Experienced Life, There Is One Memory In Particular That I Do Not Recall. or… Allow Me To Rephrase, That I Do Not Recall The *specifics* Of. if You Have Taken A Look At My Page, You May Have Already Guessed That I Am The Unholy Spawn Of One Caliborn Cherry And Dirk Strider. A Genetic Impossibility That The “how” And “why’s” Plagues Every Family Member Of Mine To This Very Day. Those How’s And Why’s Being… Well, The “how”, Being, Is That When Me And My Unfortunate Siblings Were Still But Goop In An Egg In-hatched, My Soul Knew One Thing. that The Universe—the Narrative—was Going To Kill Me. End Me Before I Even Got The Chance To Truly Think. now, Naturally, Upon Learning This Fact I Was Very Unhappy With The Prospect. I Never Even Got To Live, How Could I Have Already Been Chosen For Death? Well, You May Be Able To Guess Why, But At The Time My Soul Was, Well… Too Young To Understand. so, With An Unexplainable Power That I Am Still Unsure How I Possessed, I Was Able To Strike A Deal With A Particularly Odd Mass Of Horror Terrors. In Exchange, Me And My Siblings Would Get To Live. now. The Thing, That I Can Not For The Life Of Me Truly Remember, Beyond How Any Of This Was Even Possible, Was What My End Of The Bargain Was. What I Had Given Up, Traded, Exchanged For Me And My Siblings Ability To Dodge The Many, Many Attempts Of The Universe To End Us. if You May Be Able To Recall. Then Please. Your Assistance Would Be Invaluable. sincerely, Blaize Cherry Strider. #interesting #iwillconsiderthis #goodluck you Are So Very Unique. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
Oh hey, @consistentCallidity i found your badge!
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... My sister is currently testing the patience of a being fueled by violence and despair. Because why wouldn't she. Why would she ever value her wellbeing over her blood lust. It's just Habit. No biggie. Fucks sake I need wine. Badly.
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Ah ppphooey I hadn't drank in lke 6months j earned a lul treat
man wh the FUCK are you to say when is an isnt a good time for MT to drink Is MH body i can out what I fucking want in jt
M always safeee thanke yoy
Hey chittr how to stop bein related to someonee #substance
Hey chatter where to find nearest liquor storee
Striders
Soon
I wish al strikers a very get well som. #substance
yknow what wishin th lalonds get well soon too why mky #substance
Everyone new drinkin game take a shot everytime someone tries to tell me when I should n shouldnt drink #substance #fuckoffwhoasked
Ughhh. I am too nauseated for this. Thank the gods for black coffee.
Yes yes, point fucking taken jesus! I wouldn't have needed to drink anyway, if SOMEONE WOULD STOP PICKING FIGHTS WITH LITERAL GOD KILLERS AND BEINGS KNOWN FOR CONSUMING EVEN THE MOST TENACIOUS. But of course, get on MY ass for MY rare mistakes and ill-judgments. Not like you've ever done wrong in your life!
No, no you do not.
Hey, here's an idea for a badge. I hereby volunteer @consistentCallidity and @undyingDescendent for the "get your shit together" badge.
I mean, I recognize she's making an effort to repair bridges. But im not sure if I can just get over an entire childhood of baggage over one conversation.
Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.
... ... ... 100 boon bu cks and I'll draw animal from the Muppets and Garfield the cat making out sloppy style #yaoi
Ladies and gents https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/Screenshot_20260810_201415_Brave.jpg Its time Animal x Garfield hot sizzlin #yaoi shall commence
I truly don't see what your problem with him is, Blaize, he's just a funny flower dude who wants to be human.
Oh fuck yes.
ITS NOTHING ITS TO NOTHING THERES NO RESEMBLANCE OF ANYTHING BLAIZE SHUT UP —EMBER💥
AND WHAT A DAMN FINE ASSORTMENT OF SPIDER TROLLS! OH, I’M GONNA HAVE FUN IN THIS TOY BOX.
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
t)(e damn )(orses got me feelin a ways...
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
I'm the coolest!
I never th0ught id miss t0e p0sting #nsfw
✐ᝰ You must undersand how funny that is from where I'm standing. ᝰᝰ
i'm that first-person they talk aboUt in all the books i'm that perspective yoU cannot doUbt, see how i look. control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all aboUt me and i wrote the book aboUt throwing the book at those who don't do it by it. so now i'm holding myself hostage stockholm lUst jUst looks like jUstice and enoUgh lefts don't make the right bUt two wrongs do oh man, sUn tzU woUld love this. beating my dead high horse off the high road to low groUnd 'caUse if yoU shake yoUr fist at snakes in grass it looks like pUnching down. so, god forbid i'm seen jUst as an average “hUman” being i mean, imagine if protagonists jUst died in the first scene! i'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy don't come at me i'm the main character, and yoU have to like me! #lyricposting
:o) It has been some time :o) Since I partook of the wicked elixir :o) Perhaps I should rely on old habits...
“decode this” how bout u decode thsi dickkkkkk #nsfw #ig
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Rotating your painkillers between Tylenol and Ibuprofen helps ensure that you don't accidentally cause kidney or liver damage! © SBURB 2009
TAPS MICS. TAPS MICS. TAPS MIC. STARTS BANGING AND CLANINGING AND THRASHING WITH FuCKMASSIVELY LOuD EARSPLITTING TIMBRE. ATTENTION. MY GOOD BITCHES. IT WOuLD SEEM. WE ARE OF A CONSENSuS. OF LIKE MINDED ONENESS. ON JAPES. CONNIVERY. AND FuNNESS. THE COMPETITION HOSTED BY @apocalypseArisen HAS REACHED ITS STuNNING CONCLuSION. AND STuNNING. IS AN uNDERSTATEMENT. AND WHILE I READ THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE NAME OF THE WINNER INSIDE. SEEING AS IT WAS NOT ME. I HAVE SuMMARILY EATEN IT. AND BuRPED OuT. TWO ADDITIONAL RuNNER uPS. WHO WILL BE MISREPORTED AS WINNERS. WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL? I WILL NEVER FuCKING TELL. LOOKS LIKE...WE'RE STuCK AWARDING ALL THREE. TO ALL THREE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) RANKMAID. @archiveAddict https://i.imgur.com/chdgmBN.png WITH THE STuNNING CAVERNS 'N CuLLBEASTS ADVENTERROR. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Troll Tom Lehrer @columbidaeToxicologist https://i.imgur.com/p3CTfmR.png WITH THE uNDENIABLE HILARITY OF A BROKEN FuCKING ENTERTAIN-O-METER. GET THAT SHIT FIXED BEFORE SOMEONE MISTAKES YOu FOR BEING A BROKIE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Deejay Harley-Strider @dogwoodJackal https://i.imgur.com/urET2FS.png WITH THE GIANT ORANGE HEAD. AND THE JOKE ABOuT IT. PRESuMABLY BIOPIC IN NATuRE. NOW ONTO ARADIA FOR THE CONGRATuLATIONS. WHICH. I WILL NOT BE ISSuING.
DIRK BEING THE SAVIOuR. IS DEFINITELY SuRPRISING TO NO ONE. uH. I MEAN THAT IN AN OBJECTIVE AND NORMAL WAY.
Bet.