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ITS NOTHING ITS TO NOTHING THERES NO RESEMBLANCE OF ANYTHING BLAIZE SHUT UP โEMBER๐ฅ
AND WHAT A DAMN FINE ASSORTMENT OF SPIDER TROLLS! OH, IโM GONNA HAVE FUN IN THIS TOY BOX.
๐พwheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
t)(e damn )(orses got me feelin a ways...
O)+| goodness. #Vagueposส.
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
I'm the coolest!
I never th0ught id miss t0e p0sting #nsfw
โแฐ You must undersand how funny that is from where I'm standing. แฐแฐ
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i'm that first-person they talk aboUt in all the books i'm that perspective yoU cannot doUbt, see how i look. control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all aboUt me and i wrote the book aboUt throwing the book at those who don't do it by it. so now i'm holding myself hostage stockholm lUst jUst looks like jUstice and enoUgh lefts don't make the right bUt two wrongs do oh man, sUn tzU woUld love this. beating my dead high horse off the high road to low groUnd 'caUse if yoU shake yoUr fist at snakes in grass it looks like pUnching down. so, god forbid i'm seen jUst as an average โhUmanโ being i mean, imagine if protagonists jUst died in the first scene! i'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy don't come at me i'm the main character, and yoU have to like me! #lyricposting
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:o) It has been some time :o) Since I partook of the wicked elixir :o) Perhaps I should rely on old habits...
โdecode thisโ how bout u decode thsi dickkkkkk #nsfw #ig
hey what can i say im just a masterclass at suspense
โ DID YOU KNOW? Rotating your painkillers between Tylenol and Ibuprofen helps ensure that you don't accidentally cause kidney or liver damage! ยฉ SBURB 2009
TAPS MICS. TAPS MICS. TAPS MIC. STARTS BANGING AND CLANINGING AND THRASHING WITH FuCKMASSIVELY LOuD EARSPLITTING TIMBRE. ATTENTION. MY GOOD BITCHES. IT WOuLD SEEM. WE ARE OF A CONSENSuS. OF LIKE MINDED ONENESS. ON JAPES. CONNIVERY. AND FuNNESS. THE COMPETITION HOSTED BY @apocalypseArisen HAS REACHED ITS STuNNING CONCLuSION. AND STuNNING. IS AN uNDERSTATEMENT. AND WHILE I READ THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE NAME OF THE WINNER INSIDE. SEEING AS IT WAS NOT ME. I HAVE SuMMARILY EATEN IT. AND BuRPED OuT. TWO ADDITIONAL RuNNER uPS. WHO WILL BE MISREPORTED AS WINNERS. WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL? I WILL NEVER FuCKING TELL. LOOKS LIKE...WE'RE STuCK AWARDING ALL THREE. TO ALL THREE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) RANKMAID. @archiveAddict https://i.imgur.com/chdgmBN.png WITH THE STuNNING CAVERNS 'N CuLLBEASTS ADVENTERROR. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Troll Tom Lehrer @columbidaeToxicologist https://i.imgur.com/p3CTfmR.png WITH THE uNDENIABLE HILARITY OF A BROKEN FuCKING ENTERTAIN-O-METER. GET THAT SHIT FIXED BEFORE SOMEONE MISTAKES YOu FOR BEING A BROKIE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Deejay Harley-Strider @dogwoodJackal https://i.imgur.com/urET2FS.png WITH THE GIANT ORANGE HEAD. AND THE JOKE ABOuT IT. PRESuMABLY BIOPIC IN NATuRE. NOW ONTO ARADIA FOR THE CONGRATuLATIONS. WHICH. I WILL NOT BE ISSuING.
DIRK BEING THE SAVIOuR. IS DEFINITELY SuRPRISING TO NO ONE. uH. I MEAN THAT IN AN OBJECTIVE AND NORMAL WAY.
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