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There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?
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[|87 :: 1 guess 1 should spec;fy that 1 only w;sh to harm mal;c;ous perverts. 1f your a freak but care about consent your ch;ll. #nsfw #horror
vwisiting janey for some in troll tutelage, see you later losers #suggestivwe
Oh, and for those curious: I DID ask Feferi out to dinner, and we had a lovely time! Nothing scandalous, not that I'd necessarily admit it if there was, but a pretty great first date I'd say! Looking forward to doing it again sometime.
i highly recommend if youre not entirely interested in honing craft to witchery that meditation is a perfect way to level yourself if you are interested in witchcraft and would like to incorporate it into practice slowly, use white candles during the meditation process and itll help ward off evil and protect you! #witchchittr
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✨The stars today...✨ ...sparkle with impatience. Don't bother trying two get through two someone today. They will not listen. Save your energy. Channel any forward motion into building yourself up, no matter what form that may take. Creative expression, planning investments, or a bit of self-care—do whatever fills YOUR cup! You may find you leave more of an impression with actions than words anyhow. ;) Lucky numbers are 1, 3, 40, 63, and 75! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
You're welcome Gordon!
A chair (/t͡ʃɛɚ/ ⓘ) is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat, and a back-rest. It may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[1] a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest;[2] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[3] Etymology Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra and ultimately Greek καθέδρα kathedra ("seat, throne").[4][5][6]
meenah hopes it vwas actual poisoning so she has an excuse to kill someone, dude vwe bought the food from a grubmart its absolutely food poisoning. but Im not going to stop her, vwomen at vwork.
Uhm?
aw cmon im nosy whats the resemblance to
Dancing with your cat to a jazzy cover of Pure Imagination is a valid to spend the afternoon. https://youtu.be/PwGZsye99ls
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You sure do talk in riddles, dontcha? Well whatever,thanks for the welcome!
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
they shouldnt have trusted me with a chittr account i fucking love it here
Also, before someone asks me. Yes. The mask stays on during pailing. #nsfw
Park That Skuttlebuggy Drop That Palmhusk Sleep On The Floor Dream About Me #lyricposting #larkdoodles https://i.imgur.com/vwqxag5.png
all things can be improved with patience from people to plants and even tea
Good evening, my friends! Isn’t it a beautiful night? I begin every dusk by pouring myself my favorite drink. In my tongue, this delicious concoction is known most commonly as “scalding leaf fluid.” However, I have also come to appreciate the simpler name loaned from other languages: tea! My favorite type of tea is made with the roots of the ginseng, a plant native to the eastern mountains and requiring many sweeps of growing before they are ready for harvest. Like the ginseng, we must nurture ourselves, and the fruit of our patience will nurture others. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4e126cd4683.jpeg
❥b@@♀y cr@cker lma@
The Woods All Black - Lee Mandelo Body horror, trans men and trans masculine/genderfuck protagonist and secondary characters, t4t, queer relationships, historical context, backwoods society, religious fear mongering, monster fucking. Genuinely enjoyable. #bookchittr #RoanRecommends https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3007981edc27.jpg
HI!! HI!! HI!!! WOW THERE ARE SO MANY EVERYBODIES HERE TO SAY HI TO!!! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN SAY HI TO THEM ALL!!! Just pretend I said hi times INFINITY!!!
there's NOTHING cooler than sitting back on a cloud with the new daring do book!!
Hello, Chittr! @sonicRainboom @partyPony https://i.postimg.cc/053zT2Rr/which-mane-6-trio-is-your-favorite-v0-df0jxda7erha1.jpg
Concept, I'm Lying Peacefully Asleep In My Comfort Slab Buried Beneath All Manner Of Blankets, Which You Carefully Peel Away Layer By Layer Until My Body Is Lain Exposed Beneath You; It Isn't Often That I Sleep Clothed And I Was Anticipating Your Arrival. Your Hands Glide Over My Thighs Reverently To Spread Them Open On Either Side Of Your Hips And Your Breath Shudders Against My Shoulder As You Bow Over Me, Your Bulge Twitching And Writhing With The Urge To Bury Itself Inside Of Me. #nsfw #nsfwe #nsfc #godd
I have found out about this troll custom called 'Quirking.' What a lovely way to express one's self through type! I am all for self expression! Keep quirking, you wondrous trolls.
Check mah bling. ✨ https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_95a28a686fd5ac99f6283ae21fd5e11f.jpeg?215324
well if u seein good fuckin things in store for me then ig ill go get it at some point it will have 2 be later when stuff calms down tho
a gill cant post bout yearnin for snacks cuz fugly mfs alwaves run to da comments like em mugs dont put ma lusus to shame #fullshade
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✨🍭🕷️ Long hat. 🕷️🍭✨
haven’t baked in a lil while i think i’MM gonna MMake soMMe brownies. just regular ones this tiMMe
:33 < today i had to go into civilization to get more markers :33 < equihiss said i had to do it myself eventually and wouldnt go get them fur me :33 < meowtherfuckef
…HM.
oh, how romantic!! my wife (hUman term, basically a permanent matesprit) rescUed me as well when we were yoUng. imagine, if yoU will, a lonely, lonely girl, mUrdered by the closest thing to family she'd ever had. alone even in the afterlife, for if she did not hide, he woUld find her and kill her again. and then, another lonely girl, who the first has only seen throUgh a screen, finds the first's hiding spot, places a ring on her finger, and steals her back to the land of the living! my hero, my love.
I have seen several dozen years at this point.
SEEING AS I LOOK LIKE THE VERSION OF YOu. THAT IS NOT INSuFFERABLE. IT WOuLD PROBABLY IMPROVE YOuR LIFE TO LISTEN.
This has been delightfully hilarious but you have unfortunately lost me partially through your ramblings about my body and its current voluptuousness. Please, illustrate your point, literally. You seem to be quite the artist.
It would seem as though you have franchises mixed up, you contemptable oaf. Misogyny is unbecoming of you, pitiful worm. Oh, how your poor little ego wishes I would perhaps change that 'o' to a different vowel and as such venerate you among great beasts. But you are nothing. You have always been nothing. The only thing inevitable about you is your inevitable failure to make anything of your weak continuation. The most humorous piece of this metaphorical puzzle that I find myself looking down upon is the threat of impregnation. As though an odd little skeletal snake thing were capable of such. You are quite sad, really.
truthfully i can be pretty frickin verbose but i choose to speak like a little riffraff punk because it's like flushing all my lessons at that dinky BOREDING school (prison) down the drain.
Could someone explain to me the logic in nuking one’s private socials? I can understand becoming reclusive enough to vanish a public show of face. A disappearing one act. But why delete all of your own side of a private message correspondence? Is that not more suspicious? Do people expect others not to keep logs? It eludes me.
✂Thee of ♭lacken heart and ashen skin \ hark onto mine warning \ for the ships sail in the fog \ flags flayed from traitor cloth ; lam♭ skin over wolf ears.
he needs a lot more than one more so im bein as careful as i can be within a time crunch
woof it was nice writin some no expectatiom poetry for a change, i'm so used to bein locked in that i forgot how good free form shit feels
Fuckin' hell jesus shittin' christ all the cops in this town are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet can't do a thing without me.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
I seem to see that is in the process of being taken care of, but I would certainly provide it if it still proves necessary. I hope you all find your friend.
And thanks for jumpin' in to help. Not sure I woulda been much use otherwise. Not in short notice, at least.
Got it.
-> Humans Eat Based Off Of Opportunity, Same As My Customers, Pork Cutlets Are Half Off = Your Total Is $17.38
Please take your medication if you have not already done so.
Rebooting.
:33< no yeah thats the thr33 mew got it in one
-> Broth Must Brew, Cow Merely Produces = Your Total Is $3.20
c< exactly! >c
Gordon, I'm trans!
Thank you Dr. Freeman I wish you nothing but safe travels here as well! Ha Ha!
Nothing ventured nothing gained!
There is no world domination here It's something far worse I know it
im fine, its all good, aint nothin vwrong
When your hope is slowly dying And your future's lost its rights Raise up your bat and face the fright Let's knock 'em dead into the night #lyricposting
Fantastic work with the group hexing ritual. I foresee results in the imminent future. Stay tuned. To the foolish recipient, good luck dear.
its ♯important to ♯makeuse of ♯bloodmagicks & ♯necromancy to make ♯use of ♯thewholebody / its just ♯advancedrecycling when ♯youthinkaboutit ♯iykyk
I'm gorgeous. #beautiful #slayingeveryday #imverytired
Hehe!
i feel like i'm the only jade who's actively happy and not dying in war :P
it's been so lovely oUt... tonight, i don my apron and become GRILLMASTER once more! ^u^
oh, dear, is this aboUt what i told that other jade? yoU're a special case, i'll admit, bUt yoU've only jUst gotten yoUr independence back. relax! allow the time to pass, love.
Boo hoo! How terrible. You filled your recupracoon with slime now drown in it.
Gosh... th' gala didn' last long, but... I 'ad a lot of fun. 'opefully another event like this c'n 'appen at some point...! ^^ #midnightcitygala
Hey fair enough. I just know Serenity's gonna be tearin' herself up that she had to leave folk on the cuttin' room floor. I'm sure it won't be the last event though, not by a long shot. We'll get 'em next time. Midnight City can't let Earth and Alternia have all the fun, after all.
nominees for trans badge: me and karama
Ah jeez, that's a bummer pal. I'm sure I coulda found a way to sneak ya in. Serenity was worried about 'capacity' but I think we only hit it for a minute or two. Tch. A shame. That was a real fancy outfit ya posted.
It was a lovely time all things considered, Miss Serenity. Glad I could be of service!
Of course! And please, if you'd like to spend some time in Midnight City again don't hesitate to call me! I'd love to give you the tour as consolation in apology for my managerial foibles.
Thank you! And apologies since I recognize you as one of the people who gussied up for the gala only for us to reach capacity when our systems reached your invitation. They were supposed to be in alphabetical order but I guess not! Because nothing works right apparently! Ha ha! Still I hope you could at least find some enjoyment in our city and appreciate your kind words.
Time is an illusion that helps things make sense So we are always living in the present tense It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends But you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then #Lyrics
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
I didn't have a chance to share this before I went to the Gala, but here is what I wore. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png
OH!!!! I LIKE THAT!!
You deserve to feel appreciated!
BMO still loves you!!!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone should be kind to trans people!!!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) now welcomes all and loves everyone no matter their shape color or size!
YOu're so fin gill, you look fintastic though.
you're so good friend don't even worry about it ;) someone around here gotta enjoy the horrors even if that guy ain't me
ok so things i have learned about my "self" (??) i like minecraft i still like skirts! i like the way jade smells (nostalgia?) ... wow thats not that much
In time, you'll learn to process it. Accept it. Grieve. And move on. For now. Get yourself to safety. And worry about the fretful minute later.
I'm simply asking people to not bet their extremities on a poker game I really feel like it's not absurd I shouldn't have to tell people it's irresponsible to bet an eye on a game of chance.
I'd like to state for the record that I have sent condolences to the family and it's all a terrible tragedy but is it really that hard to find bartenders without a gambling addiction in this city.
UGH. THIS IS SO AFFIRMING AND INSIGHTFUL THAT IT HURTS. FUCK YOU, LALONDE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR OBSEQUIOUS COLD-READING DISGUISED AS SORCERY. BEZOAR DISINTEGRATED. I'LL DO MY BEST.
Due to @carbolicGalvanologist ‘s colorful language (see: PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD), I have decided that his fortune should be at the front of the queue, if only because his request gave me my own palpable bezoar of dread in my digestion sac. Twinning. Karkat, you’re a natural-born leader, but you certainly do not need anyone telling you that. Or, perhaps you do? Maybe it’s just my intuition, but your foundations are shaken every time you attempt to prove yourself. It is hard for you to believe in yourself, even when others look to you in the eleventh hour. Just a hunch, but I would take this not-so-lightly, considering my intuition is my whole thing. The validation feels good though, surely. And it should; I mean it when I say you were created to be a leader. Which leads me to the prediction. This game show you’re partaking in is going to be extremely challenging on your psyche. Take care of yourself as much as you take care of your teammates, or risk losing it all. It would be a shame to see that. You still have a chance to turn the outcome Orbie showed me around. In the words of a one Hella Jeff: youve got to flip it TURNWAYS That is all. Best of luck, Karkat. *Should the reader wish to have their fortune read, please refer to my original post.*
why do so m♤ny buffoons think they c♤n stop the m♤il you don't fuck with the m♤ill♤dy
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART 1 CHARITY NIGHT THEME: ROADKILL The chefs have to help decorate the roadkill themed dining room. CUSTOM MENUS The teams split up and have to come up with their own menus, based off a few hints of what the mystery judge and the orphans requested. Likes were listed as sludge, meat, vegetables, and living things. Dislikes were listed as fish and mama catching them eating living things. A special request was made for cheesecake. RED TEAM: FROG SPAWN ESCARGOT: a sumptuous appetizer comprised of 6 Burgundy snails baked with garlic infused butter. After the baking is completed, each shell is topped with a layer of fresh, live frogspawn. Served on a nest of curled parsley, with additional garlic butter and a few wedges of lemon to complement the butter if desired. JELLO-MOLD ASPIC: A main course that moves! Minced beef encased in a layer of bone broth gelatin. An elegant (if not dated) pattern swirls into thin chunks of proceed protein, a monotonous flow of brown broken up solely by dashes by parsley, separated splashes of mayonnaise, peas, and shredded asparagus. The vibrant orange of soft carrot cascades down every serrated spiral preserved in the pattern, and a crown of cocktail olives nestles neatly on top of it all, equally encased in a solid inch of savory sludge. Even a soft breeze from the overhead fan sends it wobbling and wiggling, squirming on a bed of kale garnish. Each bite is a different flavor and textural experience, for better or for worse. TWICE BAKED POTATO WITH POACHED EGG AND CRANBERRY SAUCE: Crispy potato skins with mashed potatoes piped back in for delectable mouthfeel and flavor. The potatoes have onions, bacon, and cheese folded into them for added flavor and texture. A poached egg is nestled into each potato-boat, seasoned perfectly with flaky sea salt, pepper, and an artful sprinkling of perfectly chopped chives. A drizzle of a reduced cranberry sauce compliments each spud. BERRY CHEESE CAKE: A creamy cheese cake flavored with a dense helping of pureed berries, layered to create a colorful rainbow of different berry flavors including blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, and a hint of vanilla flavoring. The top is decorated with light low-sugar frosting as to not overpower the creme, and berries not used in the blend are placed on top as decor. The base of the cheesecake is made of a crust which is made of graham cracker crumbs and chocolate shavings. LIME TEAM: ENTREE 1: A Middle Alternian dish known as "haman". It is made of feathery messanger coobeast, stuffed with spiced short grain rice, boiled in broth and fried to leaving it with a crunchy outer skin. A Yukon Gold potato is shaped to be the head of the dead bird for the dish. The potato is soft and easy to mash. It's seasoned with salted butter, pepper, and paprika for a savory flavor. There's also a baby carrot in the potato that's meant to represent a bird beak. This was made to mimic a dead bird on the road that was perhaps not paying attention when a truck suddenly came in its flightpath. ENTREE 2: Another Middle Alternian dish known as "mombar". It is made of fleecebeast intestinal casing, stuffed with spiced short grain rice mixed with ground fleecebeast meat and tomato sauce. the intestines are then boiled in broth, fried, and sesoned with salt and crushed black pepper. This was made to mimic, no, directly showcase the intestines of an animal that was run over and is being picked at by vultures on the side of the road. APPETIZER: A beautiful crackling deep fried onion split to resemble a dead pill bug, its inner core filled with a zesty dippable cheese sauce. Diners can rip off the "legs" and dip into the sauce to enjoy while they whet their appetites. DESSERT: A slice of tiramisu cheesecake, garnished with soft delicious lady fingers that have been shaped and decorated to look like actual fingers and dusted with cocoa powder. And of course! Our guest judge and charity case, 10,002 Hungry Grubs! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
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i think i am going to clean the entire hivve today there are so many swweat stains to go through but nothing is impossible if i put on my trusty apron and cleaning skirt
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@consistentCallidity O’ dealer of doom and darkness, how we are kindred spirits. I think I understand you better having read your fortune today. Thank you for stepping into my office, this was refreshing. As refreshing as death and destruction can be, I suppose. Moving on. You have a knack for the darkness, something that many steer away from, for fear of the unknown within. For you, however? Seek comfort in its embrace, because soon you’ll find that it holds your greatest inspiration. Specifically speaking, for your phat beatz and rhymez. *Should the reader wish to have their own fortune read, refer to my original listing.*
nice to meet ya blaize
I have sent Spades Slick a reply, politely asking if he perhaps got the wrong address, alongside a shipment of baked goods.
all the more reason to see it Crash and burn!
apparently so, that part aint none of my business though
Taking a break with the fortunes so our poor Chittr timeline can breathe. I will resume in the next hour.
And yet, here you are, begging me to have your palm read. Or, flipper?
got it! i'll stay very firmly grounded an enclosed for now.
Aha, I keep putting off actually asking her out. Maybe this'll be the confidence boost I need?
Always happy for a tarot reading I didn't know you were interested in less concretely magical forms of spiritualism Maybe I should talk to my mom about it more
that is a sick name for my next fish, stealin that one real quick
:33< i s33 mewve nefur s33n the docmewmentary space jam
#whimsyposting Took Miss Frieda out on a leash for the first time, just to see how she might like it. We went to the little garden behind the library, and she chased a butterfly. Felt like something out of a commercial for allergy medication.
#WHIMSYPOSTING ATE A TASTY MEAL AND SMILED AND SAID YAY!
:33< oh helllllllllllllllll yes!!!!
Took the boat out for one last ride! Needed to make sure the whatsits are all in order and she shines like a mint penny! Spinny thing is oiled to perfection! #whipsyposting #seamansaturday
aw shuCks, i'm in! i like this kinda fun stuff! ^◡^
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UraeUs tip of the day! it’s never wrong to try to make the world a little more like yoU want it to be. after all, who wants to live in a world not Up to yoUr specifications? it jUst takes a bit of a rewrite, or a few, and yoU can make the world fit yoUr vision!
IT IS "NICE" TO SEE. THAT THIS IS THE STUFF. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON. WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. AND BY NICE. I MEAN AWFUL!! I WAS ONLY EVER. SO DEEPLY CORRECT. IN MY DESIRE TO KILL YOU ALL.
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ngl i was boat 2 skip trainin cuz of yesterday but ma lusus didnt raise no bitch
B33 < god im glad im not a t33nager anymore
THAT'S THEIR FUNERAL. IF THEY SEEK OUT A NUCLEAR SOURCE OF CRINGE I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES.
> walk into chittr > dadbert is getting hit on by spades slick > john is still upstairs playing portal > "hey john do you-" > "I AM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!"
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>>>((You)) make (Me) sick >>>(Diseased) and growing further ill >>>(Putridity) of the pumper and pushers and pullers >>>(The) only cure is to remove the vector >>>(Make) (Us) meaningless again #Vaguepost
Update: Either this Spades Slick fellow did not get the right address, or, for one reason or another, sent me several years worth of confessions. I also am beginning to think he either mistranslated ceaserscript or intentionally got some things wrong. I am unsure why such a fellow would send this to me of all people, but I will reply with an inquiry as to why.
omg........ YESSSSS #DOIT
i am thinking i should perhaps dress wwizardly
i am doing this with rankmaid.
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monthly reminder to pet your local good doggy girls!!
fuckin love it when a MMotherfucker is sweeps older than MMe. yes sir yes MMa’aMM yes theyMM you know what i’MM sayin
soMMetiMMes a brother just has as MMuch fat as he does MMuscle n thats just how it goes. vaguepost but its straight up just about MMyself
>>>((Everything)), all new, all different >>>(Spiraling), spiraling, spiraling >>>(Through) the other side >>>(Gravity's) clutch >>>(Through) the other side >>>(Spiraling), spiraling, spiraling >>>((Everything)), all new, all different
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ if i get to 20k kult without a badge. um. yay! ]
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if there were letter replacements or if things got jumbled that would be a different story but the letters are all there and in the same sequence. it takes maybe one more second per line of text. dont worry yourself too much.
TOOTHL3SS 1S SO CUT3!
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well i'm genuinely surprised t0 say that #fajitafriday was an h0nest t0 g0d success. turns 0ut i can kind 0f c00k when i'm hungry en0ugh, wh0 knew.
does santas workshop *need* to include a tower if its a dedicated space for honing his craft and retreating to in times of observation and study? whatever device he uses to monitor childrens behavior all year surely counts as a crystal ball in function regardless of its form.
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>>>((Everything)) is just a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of a reflection... >>>((That)) (We) all see on the other side... >>>(Kaleidoscope) consolidation compromise through collective consciousness >>>(A) vague shape emerges, a common denominator of a platonic ideal that (Everyone) settles for >>>(Never) settle...
>>>(The) sole glue (That) binds (You) together is a shared goal >>>(An) objective carried between the (You) now and the (You) then, or to be >>>(Nothing) but tasks to finish >>>(Programs) that terminate upon completion >>>((You)) only die when (You) stop wanting...
I Told Him A Bad Joke Lol Https://i.ibb.co/n8n8rxtk/img-7001.jpg
ocean meat take me by the feet lead me to the meat yeah its on this street
0h my g0d they're sizzling. #fajitafriday
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A REMINDER FROM YOURS TRULY, KAR VANTAS: NEVER TRUST YOUR THOUGHTS PAST 10 PM.
im gonna eat a bag of aqyerium rocks *aquarium
I do understand how to decode ceaserscript, so I have that much down. I will take your suggestion as it seems logical. Thank you.
There are so many fridays... Um :) I'm gonna make one too Finding a snail outside Friday ❣︎
The Evil’s my name, magical sales are my game! Now distributing to Alternia, Weevil Wizard Wares is selling all the magical shit you shmucks could ever dream of having. So what are ya waiting for? Place an order! Also, cigarette potions are 50% off for a limited time only! https://file.garden/ae7W-0t1ATNZwMKa/IMG_0937.png
Anyψave, I'm gorgeous, you're gorgeous. ψhat's the tea for the day, gills, gays, and theys, aside from that body, of course. #clockit #yourbodyistea #slayeveryday
I've been doing it say day one. I block list is fed ψell.
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
ȷournal: hogna len𐕣a. a specıes of howlbeas𐕣 spıder, belongıng 𐕣o 𐕣he famıly lycosıdae. 𐕣hey are solı𐕣ary hun𐕣ers preferrıng 𐕣o s𐕣ıck 𐕣o 𐕣he ground when scavengıng for food, of𐕣en small ınsec𐕣al lusıı. 𐕣hey burrow ın𐕣o 𐕣he ground awaı𐕣ıng vıbra𐕣ıons 𐕣o sense prey comıng, pouncıng, and ınȷec𐕣ıng 𐕣heır neuro𐕣oxın 𐕣hrough 𐕣he fangs, paralyzıng 𐕣he 𐕣arge𐕣. non-le𐕣hal 𐕣o adul𐕣 𐕣rolls. undocumen𐕣ed effec𐕣 on grubs. h𐕣𐕣ps://ı.ıbb.co/FbC𐕣2DV7/686-F676-E616-C656-E7461.png
I cherish each and every civilizatiØn, because it means life was there. But things are Ønly beautiful because they end. NØthing is eternal. NØt yØu, nØt yØur empire, nØt yØur empress, nØt even me. The Øld must make way fØr the yØung. Her time is Øver, the sØØner she accepts that, the gentler it will be. Cherish what it is yØu have dØne, and be willing tØ let gØ Øf it if change calls fØr Øther things. TØ live is tØ grØw
it’s too hot out here for you guys to not be using deodorant. i’m gonna flip out.
True. I’ll at least pØp in tØ Øbserve. WhØ knØws? Maybe they’ll win this time
So, basically, what we're going to do is dance.
So, are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy? Are you reloaded? Are you able to stay on your feet?
LESS THAN NOTHING. IS HALF OF EVERYTHING. VOID. THAT WHICH IS UNKNOWN. IS ITSELF UNKNOWN. DOOM. RULES MUST EXIST. BEFORE THEY CAN BE BROKEN. MIND. THERE MUST BE A MASK. TO IMPLY THE FLESH. RAGE. LIMITATION BEGETS CREATIVITY. BLOOD. WHAT USE IS THERE FOR A KEY? WITHOUT A SHACKLE. TIME. TIME IN TIME. OUT OF TIME. IT IS TIME. YET THERE MUST BE A TIME AND A PLACE. FOR TIME. #POETRY @justMonika
1’LL B3 R3TURN1NG TO TH3 C4F3 SOON!! 1’V3 M1SS3D 4LL MY LOV3LY CL13NTS 4ND TOT4LLY DON’T W1SH H4RM UPON 4LL OF YOU. <3
Yeah, it's done. #nsfw [Pictured: Pyro and Miss Pauling standing next to a burning pile of Scout's porn mags]
Weird friends make for some of the best company. But they are just as liable to be as screwy brained as you are at the most peculiar of times. We need to async up our respective swings. Do the wave.
Imgchest is back. #birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a84b2c5ee78b.png
This chick is a mess. Cute though, can't handle a couple of women without tops on #nsfw ish
put frozen strawberries in your lemonade instead of ice its very delicious and then you get strawberries at the end
Enjoying one of Midnight City's most unique local delicacies! 'Midnight City Pizza' is a popular trend in the city where one submerges their pizza in soup to soak in the flavor, usually eating them with chopsticks once it floats to the surface before it gets too soggy. Some sell it by the slice but my preferred location offers you an entire personal pizza so you can share! I also prefer to take mine with miso soup. #MidnightCity https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1f45850e012.JPG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae4ef54379ae.JPG
you can lead a bot to react but you can't make it hate. give that thing a gun.
/\ Storm of blood /\ /\ Born from blood /\ /\ Of our fallen brothers /\ /\ Borne upon our hands /\ /\ Cradled in our arms /\ /\ Swelling in our hearts /\ /\ Raise your weary head /\ /\ Heed the call to arms /\ /\ Ringing in your heart /\ #lyricposting
wow! even i think that zebra guy is a tool! ._.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh okay. #nsfwv https://cdnimgchestcom/files/072d81e0c34apng
...ä̸͍̳͕͚̥̣͔̞̦̳́̐̊̌̋̇̾̐̒̀̉́̚ź̷̼͌̇̀̽̔͝ą̴̡͈͍̖̼̙̗̯̻̀̃ͅͅŗ̶͙͔͇͉̣͈̺̙͕̪͈̻̣͉̥͛̎̿̒͝ͅã̸̧̛̯͖͉̦̠͍͚͙͔̞̞̼̼͓́̔̈́̑̒̆̅̀̄t̷̢̡̧̬̳̼̲͎̘̥̭̅̈́̈́͑̓̊͆̍̐̕͜͜͝ͅḧ̵̢̯̩̜̼͚̞̼̼̲͈͓̜͕̗̟́̈́̅́͐̉̊͗̀͒̑̏̐͝ͅ ̶̛̺͉̦̖̲͙̠̭̻͉̤̗̫͓̦̋̔́̒̇͛͛͑͋́̕͠ͅm̴͕̱̒͋͜ȩ̴̖̞̲̠̲̣̫͇͙͕̥̼̳̓͋̊̒̃͗̂̊̒͘̕͝͝t̷̛̩̝͇͛̏̿̑̈́̐̓͋͂̅͐̕r̴̬̮͙̲̈̓̈́̃̆́́͝į̴̧̮̖̫͇̭̯̭͎̟̲̈̋͑̾̔̍̂͊͒̈̔̃̆̿̊̒͜o̸͈̻̖̠͓̪̘͍̅͊̐͒̎̐̓̔̐́̆͗̈̔͐͠ň̶̼̏͑̈́̇͂́̀̀̊̉͝ ̴̳̠͖͓̏͂̐̉͆͌̇̌͜z̴̨̠̝͈̗̫̲̭̯͙͍̘͍̠͍̦̃̑̍́̎͛̽̾͌͜͝ḭ̵̧̢̹̯̫͙̱̝̯̗͇̯̟̤͔͆̑͂̑͋̕͜n̷̢̻͚̤̣̞̠̬̪̖̳̦̟͒̾ͅͅt̵͚̹͍́͋͗͊͠h̸̢̲̗͙̙͙̲͊͒̀͗̌̾̇͛̍͛̚o̷̟̭̗̯̥̠̩̦̰͕͖͛̊̈̀́̋̕͜s̶̨̡̫͖̠̭͉̬͍̲͚͇̻̬͙̔!̸̢̯̟͉͚͔̰͓̙̘̺̼̦̱̈́̈́̅͛̐͛̉̏̃̚ͅ
yeah i'm not touching the whole pokemon thing. i already have a glitch, the last thing we need is a worse glitch.