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@contemptibleEpigone

I Am A GOOD Man... I Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... Because I Am A GOOD Person... My Friends Are GOOD People... They Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... Because They Are GOOD People... Thank God For GOOD Men...

Blood: PurpleAge: 32 years15 sweepsKult Score: 220Kull Score: 3114 followers 3 following

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

anon asked: "do... you... like... things..." i DO like things! most things actually. you'd be hard pressed to find anythin i couldn't see somethin to like in. i'm a very glass-half-full kinda guy. i like my life, i like my friends, i like bein on here, i like bein a big brother, i like bein who i am right now, i like music, i like travelin, i like my ship, i like cars. there's a lot to like in this slapdash gamble a life. https://forms.gle/gNCNsGT74Cwx9BeaA

forms.gleask saturn anythingforms.gle

Kult: +10

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Which... Ugly... Hoe... Is... Copying... My... Typing... Quirk...

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

On... Other... Topics... I... Had... That... Dream... Again... Today...

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@impatientWatcher[IW]

Which onui?

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

The... One... Where... My... Master... Holds... My... Head.. Up... In... The... Air... And... Proclaims... To... Be... The... New... King... Of... Kings... #gore

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@sufferingGxspel[SG]

✝+ The sermon today was oddly tense. Hm. +✝

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Ratio: 0.83

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Can't... Relate... My... Pupils... Fucking... Love... Me...

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Ratio: 0.71

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@sufferingGxspel[SG]

✝+ Okay, so. Let's back up here. I did not provide any other information; it was "tense." I have not disclosed my relationship to the members of the church. I did not give any background details that could further explain why it could have been tense. You are deeply foolish. +✝

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

A... Sermon... Shouldn't... Feel... Tense... Not... Eve... For... You... Learn... How... To... Talk... Up... In... A... Stage... First... Dipshit...

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

@impatientwatcher Ratio... This... Guy...

@impatientWatcher

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@sufferingGxspel[SG]

✝+ Today I did a sermon. #mysermon +✝

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Ratio: 1.20

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

You... Are... A... Priest... What... Else... Would... You... Do... ? Drink... The... Holy... Water... ?

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@sufferingGxspel[SG]

✝+ Ritual sacrifice. +✝

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

In... Whos... Name... Are... You... Doing... That... ?

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@sufferingGxspel[SG]

✝+ I'm being sarcastic. +✝

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Oh... Uhmm... So... Do... You... Drink... The... Holy... Water... Then... ?

@charybdisConquerer[CC]

i’m not going any|w|here |w|ith my friends anymore one of them decided it |w|ould be a great idea to take online tests and one of them got an F and deadass just said “is it assuming my cup size”? |w|e are in a public mall bro #nsf|w|? #maybe??? #justtobesafe

#nsfw #maybe #justtobesafe

Kult: +20

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Ratio: 1.33

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Was... The... Test... Especifically... Meant... To... Guess... How... Big... Your... Boobs... Are... ?

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@charybdisConquerer[CC]

no it |w|as a test about ho|w| |w|ell you can name different lusii

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Your Friend Is A Fucking Dumbass Then

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Verified

A user of established repute

@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| where .are .all purplebloods? .are they .all sleeping, drooling .in cocoons .or what? well, besides @megalomemes, she's cool.

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

I... Am... Preparing... For... Tomorrow's... Speech... Personally...

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Sorry... I... Dont... Swear...

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@quadraticAutomatic[QA]

tthatss ookayy i ddontt sswearr. eeitherr. mmostlyy. eexceptt on hheree. i ssaidd. ppussayy. ooncee....it was sscaryy.

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Don't Ever Type Those Words Ever Again Okay

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[1 - WE MET THROUGH WORK OKAY, MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMM BU$INE$$ 2 - WHO'$ THAT I$ HE HOT 3 - I INHERITED THI$ #OMPANY NO I DO NOT GAMBLE BUT I DO WA$TE MONEY ON ONLINE GA#HAPON MA#HINE$ FROM TIME TO TIME... HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260505_132028_BRAVE.PNG]

Kult: +5

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Ratio: 0.50

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Disrespectful...

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

My... Daily... Affirmations... i Am A Good Man... i Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because I Am A Good Person... my Friends Are Good People... they Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because They Are Good People... i Would Know A Bad Man... i Would Stop Him From Hurting Anybody... because He Is A Bad Person... and He Is Not Like Me... thank God For Good Men...

Kult: +54

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Ratio: 2.70

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww! you sound like a real struggle juggler! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

The... Only... Struggle... Im... Having... Is... Deciphering... What... That... Thing... In... Your... Pfp... Is...

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⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ LOOOOW EFFORT PITCH BAIT. not squirming, not seething, didnt bite! try again next time! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

My Religion Forbids Me From Interacting With Any Of The Quadrants In Any Way. You're Not "allat"

@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

My... Name... Is... Teosis I... Am... A... Good... Man... i... Follow... The... Wisdomful.... Teachings... Of... My... Muse... Mr... Jack Black As... It... Was... Told... To... Me... Once... Many... Sweeps... Ago... i... Have... Started... My... Own... Religion... Dedicated... To... This... And... One... Day... All... My... Efforts... Will... Pay... Off...

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@packageHandler[PH]

finally, the faith of jaCk blaCk.

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Https://file.garden/zxtqg2hnbxlcqhn2/477%20sin%20t%c3%adtulo_20260501182012.png

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

I... Believe... That... Good... Things... Only... Come... To... Those... Who... Wait...

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Ratio: 1.13

venture caspertalist

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@chillerAficionado[CA]

That explains your quirk.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Your... Lack... Of... Manners... Are... Quite... Undesirable... , Find... Something...better... To... Do...

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@packageHandler[PH]

does shootin' lazy bureauCrats Count as a 6ood thing 'Cus i've been waitin' to do that for the last 30 minutes.

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

If... They... Don't... Believe... , Then... Yes...

꒷・時の悪い魔女 || DAMARA MEGIDO ・꒷

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A user of established repute

@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

オーガズムもまさに同じ仕組みなんだ。 #nsfw

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

Ugh...

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

me after putting mushr/)/)m sp/)res in s/)me/)ne’s hive and leaving the h/)t tap water /)n t/) cause the r/)/)m t/) be c/)vered in steam(aka m/)isture) and cl/)se the bl/)cks d/)/)r s/) that it can gr/)w

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@contemptibleEpigone[CE]

You... Sicken... Me...