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Aren't we all up at a regrettable time in the morning.
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-_0" >> HIGHBL00D5 4RE IN70XIC47ING 70 ME. 47 MY C0RE I 4M 4 5UB5ERVIEN7 INDIG0, HERE F0R Y0UR PLE45URE #N5FW
BEING CHRONICALLY HORNY IZ A CURZE I ZWEAR ITZ A HORRIBLE THING X((( I CANT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT THIBKING ABT PAILING
¡ got l¡ke maybe 4 or 5 but they all on one game.. you got me beat but then aga¡n the job k¡nda keep¡n me from hav¡n more
¡ can't ¡ got legal and phys¡cal health obl¡gat¡ons to be a battery but maybe ¡ can sneak some t¡me ¡n my hands are usually free when ¡'m plugged up
you're prolly r¡ght ¡ need to step ¡t up not gachamaxx¡ng enough don't tell my wa¡fus or my k¡s
¡'ll see what ¡ can do when ¡ go ¡n tomorrow
norm@lize le@ving your windows open
> you all know what's coming > and it's coming in hot af lol > NEW. DIALOGUE/RANT!!! > lemme paint a picture > you're a fan of fiduspawn, because fiduspawn is kickass. fuck whatever normie NPC LOSER tells you. > you wanna go grab a deck of cards from the local store/wherever tf. > but then, they're ALL SOLD OUT THE DAY YOU KNOW THEY RESTOCKED. > you wonder: "fuck, people really must like fiduspawn! gotta come early to get a pack next time" > so, the next time does come around, and you arrive earlier. > but GUESS WHAT? > SOME ROTUND, MOUTH-BREATHING, MUSTARD-STAINED, CHEETO-DUSTED FINGERED, CHEESE SWEATING L O S E R is there. > he has a cart and is just straight DOGGING THEM BITCHES DOWN ALL INTO HIS CART LIKE THE LOSER CHUD HE IS! > i think we have an idea of what this loser is doing > what you may ask? > SCALPING! YAAAAY!!! > now i can't get JACK SHIT for another damn week because this fuckass with shorts too low that show his goddamn ass crack just bought it all out! > I AM FUCKING LIVID. > I WILL FOLLOW THIS FUCKER. > THIS IS AN ACTUALLY ANGRY POST FUCK YOU FOR SCALPING FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST WANTED A SINGLE FIDUSPAWN DECK FUUUUUCK.
JHLVLHLHL WHAT IF NONE OF U R REAL N THE DEAD INTERNET THEORY IZ TRUE :000
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...I think the real question is will you take the orgasm without the violence?
M0re evidence t0wards peepee p00p00
real recognizes real
are you unemployed
=oXO that,s really impressive¡¡ =oXO
are they organized by type? date acquired?
That's... I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed. Good on you.
you can'T possibly need that much
i'M sorry you have how fucking much
You know, curation is an art, even if it's porn. You have my kudos, as much as they're worth.
why not? because of all the porn or
I'd say that's even more impressive then.
i want you to understand that like 90% of the time i interact with people it'S like we'RE on the spot forming a temporary eastern alternian manzai duo. you'RE making a silly post? i will be in the comments being your straight man. making a serious post? i will immediately be the bumbling buffoon in your replies.
Just tag y0ur fetish p0sts appr0priately #psa #nsfw
“there’s s/) many b/)tt/)ms /)n chittr” gifted a land /)f pr/)sperity and wealth and still angry(metaph/)r). if y/)u d/)n’t want them i’m sure i can gladly take them /)ff y/)ur hands #nsfw #j/)king #iactuallyd/)ntgiveafuck
Tag y(o)ur kInkS anD f3TISh3h3S, bab3S, 3Sp3cIally Th3h3 3xTr3m3 (o)n3S, WITh #nSfW3! S(o)m3 p3(o)pl3 ar3n'T c(o)nS3nTIng T(o) S33 ThahaT c(o)nT3nT! #cnc IS fun Wh3h3n y(o)u r3m3mb3r ThahaT c(o)nS3nT IS parT (o)f IT!
Ɏ oka-a-ay but like i bet its rea-a-al a-a-awkwa-a-ard when a-a-a coba-a-alt with hypno-telepa-a-ath powers ta-a-akes control of someone a-a-and rea-a-alizes they're bricked the fuck up a-a-about it #nsfw #hypno #noncon?? #depending #nsfwe Ɏ
#BAZED
CHAT WE NEED 2 ZETTLE DIZ WHICJ IZ BETTER BOYNOOK OR GIRLBULGE??? #NZFW
WOKE UP AND IMMEDIATELY ZTARTED THINKING ABT BOYNOOK IM ZO COOKED #NZFW
i.gave.briefly.downloaded.the.top.500.read.stories.on.ao3,.and.consumed.them.all.. i.will.just.say.. you.are.all.just.a.bit.disgusting.
♀his one in♀erne♀ DDomme askeDD me for a soapy nuDDe one ♀ime bu♀ i knew she was jus♀ ♀rying ♀o manipula♀e me in♀o showering so i blockeDD her anDD refunDDeDD my paymen♀
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 admit tt0 z0me mi1d harazzment. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] which wi11 inc1ude me admitting tt0 z0me harrazzment. [END MESSAGE]
why are teal blooDs so hot?..,,.,., nhhhhh.,,,..,,... #nsfw
It w★s ★ re★lly funny bit though, I liked th★t one. Like 7.5/10
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.ant to be a mii on an island and they pick me up and shake me around @~,@
Finally, I can post the way I was always meant to. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/I%20found%20a%20browser%20extension%20to%20replace%20the%20font.png
I like number three ★ lot.
#m★kethefontworse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c69c9984b48.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc511★58★0★5.png
Give us ★t LE★ST comic s★ns #m★kethefontworse
[ #makethefontworse ]
>>| here. how .about this .one. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_044.png
I kInDa lIk3D Th3h3 (o)Th3h3r f(o)nT afT3r my 3y3S aDjuST3D.
I w★s promised th★t font for one d★y, this will not go unnoticed. #m★kethefontworse
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This is me★nt to be ★ punishment but the font is f★r to b★n★l. #m★kethefontworse
>>| .i wonder .if we will get more wacky font next time. .i love this.
I've seen worse fonts, some of you didn't experience the web before web 2.0 and it shows
:3 <-- she looks cuter like this in this font
>>| wait. .i .actually .enjoy this font. .if .admin keep .it this way, .it would be delightful.
This font is ★wesome.
the f0nt in the st0re has als0 changed fucking h0w #sevenelevenp0sting
We should keep it like this.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Tongue bath for you꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Water would melt yow sSso tongue bath for you꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ St!cky water !sss less ev!l than water water꠹
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'm tjred let's do coke
mmyy , kkaaoommoojjii aarree , ffiinnee \(;^V^;)/ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>>>(A) collection outgrowing the collector >>>(An) all consuming hobby >>>(Tragedy)
xx_SEXOOOOOoo_#nsfw_xx
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ith the achievement of my longer hallwww.ay 𝙸 www.ill be celebrat.ing by gett.ing really scared and pee.ing a little
X I need dildo recommendations for the heaviest dildos I need big motherfuckers and I mean massive, like 7-8lb fuck rockets to launch #nsfw x
if i was an npc in a videogame would you guys kill me
Yes. Glitch me harder. I'm almost there.
............ Oh holy Lord wha✝︎ is ✝︎his.
morae code would look so fucked up with this punctuation bug .-.. .. -.- . / .... --- .-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / ..- .--. / .. ... / - .... .. ...
I'm so sweet and cute and definitely won't bite you. Come closer.
I need to be put down for these fuck ass thoughts. #violence #suggestive
L1K3 MY CH1T 1F TH3 #M41DC4F3 SHOULD L3T M3 ST4RT #CLOWN1NG 1T UP 1N TH3R3
HHEHEHEHE OMG UR JZT LIKE ME...
EVEN EROGURO??? :0
I APPRECIATE MY FRIENDZ A LOT (´ω｀*) I ALZO LIKE BEING KIND TO PPL WHO DEZERVE IT :33333 YAYYYAYAYYAAY
> time to spew another bullshit rant to you losers, coming in hot af! > am i legit the only one who actually sees all of this corpo price-gouging and am absolutely APPALLED by how little anything is done to it? > okay i lied lol i'm not appalled by that specifically, but what i AM appalled by, is the fact that 75% of you smooth-panned, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, drool-out-the-mouth BOZO'S keep feeding into this shit that's so flagrantly thrown in your face!!! > they're pissing all over you, straight GOLDEN SHOWER TREATMENT, and saying that it's rain, and you all believe it LOLOLOLOL LMAOOOOO. > can't make this shit up, all i have the power to do is bitch on thus platform about it, sit back with a phat thing of exploded corn, and laugh as the majority if you NPC's keep feeding into it while also saying "wuuuuh! i'M aGaInSt It AlLlLlLLl!" > mfw nobody looks in a mirror and realizes they're a part of the problematic shitpie that is the degredation if our society.
PPL R COMMENTING ON HOW. IM ACTING DIFFERENT NOW. I THNK THE ACCIDENT I HAD LAZT LIGHT MITE HAV ZUMTHN 2 DO WITH DAT BUT IDK IDC X/ LOLLL
DEVASTATED DOES NOT EVEN BEGIIN TO COVER THE EMOTIIONS THAT II AM FEELIING IIN THIIS MOMENT II AM FURIIOUS AS WELL BUT THAT IIS ENTIIRELY SECOND TO MY BIIGGER FEELIING OF DEVASTATIION AND FRUSTRATIION
I DONT THINK IVE ZEEN UR FACE BFORE BUT IM ZURE UR VERY PRETTY AND GORGEOUZ AND KAWAII :D
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OH NO YOU ARE RIIGHT II WAS SO BUSY PUTTIING OUT MY REQUEST THAT II FORGOT THE MOST IIMPORTANT PART THIIS IIS A DIISASTER II HAVE BEEN WAIITIING FOR A REPLY ALL DAY
> even a day later i can't help but to ponder who the hell is my supposed "secret admirer" > gotta be either a lolcow, a fake, or a troll (troll as in a fucker who's into causing shenanigans, obviously), but meh! > fuck it! ig i'll take whatever i can get. > i'll just keep posting my absolutely based takes as consistently as i can. > seems you users really get a kick outta it lmfao. and i'm not one to *not* deliver some absolutely based ass points to these chud normies. > lolololol
(＾ω＾)
> is it just me, or has vidya gayming have been such a bore as of recently? > literally it just shits the bed nowadays with all the unoriginality festering about and frothing recklessly. > mfw your favorite vidya's are now down the complete shitter because these money-grubbing corpo shill zombies wanna squeeze every last buck out of the players. > "b-but deh battlepass! get le cosmetics! CONSUUUUUUME FOR LE PAY 2 WIN!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!" > literally tempted to voidrot to deprive my poor orbs of this travesty. kekekekekek.
> not saying i want wonton slaughtering, i'm stating that they're shilling hypocrites if they really believe that they wouldn't do the same shit if the roles were reversed. > that's something you simply just can't deny!
> oh what a load of bs!!! > you're telling me you wouldn't subjugate and maim just as they do if you happened to have their caste? > GET REAL. > this isn't me excusing the behavior, but it's me calling out those pansy asses who would dare try and blither their self-righteous gobbledygook in terms of them saying "w-well i wouldn't do that so why are they!!!?" > IT'S ALL. VIRTUE SIGNALING POPPYCOCK TALK!
> FINE. > >8(
> don't be pissy because i have such great posts that are, well... > BASED. > AS. > FUCK! > just because you still feel icky about my likes doesn't mean that i don't have some absolute poker-hot takes. > don't deny me now, you slack jaw.
> OH MY FUUUUUCK HOP OFF MY BULGE. > so sorry that you're so obsessed that you wish to get your dainty, filthy mitts on me in some capacity. > i have important shit to do! > not really i lied about that, but my vidya calls to me. > but rrgrggrhrgg FINE THEN I WILL DAMN IT. > just need to know when the next one is...
> HOLY NOTIFICATIONS. > i think i have a fan! > ZAMN!!! > lololololol https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9589fa17438.png
oh.i.see thank.you
> seems my last post gained quite a bit of traction, but luckily, it seems the majority share the same sentiment in regards to being absolutely sick of this fairybull-shit in regards to these normies blowing smoke up our asses about morality. > mfw it turns out users on chittr actually have a SOMEWHAT FUNCTIONAL PAN. > maybe society really will be alright. > feels relieving. > pic related. > mfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586914fb4abf.png
fr UnU
nyaAa4A!!
:3!! ^w^
Nya!! ( ＾ω＾ )
Uwahh ur neko kaomoji iz zo zugoi nee (´ω｀*)
omg... mahou zhojo u zay.. r u like madoka-chan irl!??! (*｀▽´*)
wowww... (〃´ω`〃)
dat kuprum guy iz zo bazed (´ω｀*)
iz he wrong tho
> okay RANT TO START MY DAY. > the egregious amount of copium it takes any lowblood to say that they would be different from any highblood if they were somehow magically spawned a highblood is just inane hoofbeast shit. > "i WoOlD bE DiFfRnT!!! i WoUlD tReAt OtHrRz FaIrLeEeEE!!!" > oh inhale my entire bulge down to my nook and crack you self-righteous mouthbreather! > you're telling me you WOULDN'T use drone strikes at your disposal on your foes without a single shred of remorse for the individual you send them after? > GET REAL. > we all know deep down that every one of these shit-gut's would abuse the power just as much as any other higherblood does. > fuck, i would! and i have 0 shame in admitting that, quit fucking lying to yourself! > lolololololol > mfw society moment!!!
#nsfw #18+ #maturethemes
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ They don't tell you this but if your local bioengineer has spinal curation listed on their services you can askthem to install a tail thisis www.here 𝙸 got mine
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 f.orgot www.hat 𝙸 www.as go.ing to say https:((
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 thought the rule of the internet is no one has to interact www.ith you if you're be.ing a freaky freak all the time do people actually get upset about people not www.ant.ing to interact www.ith the Posts about their bulge only guy @~~,@"" ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't .exepect anyone to www.ant to interact www.ith me ehehehe
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ So you're trapped in a bar and there's 3 guys try.ing to kill you and you're just not beat.ingthem you're los.ing you're go.ing to error 404 you have to use your bulge to distract them and run do you think you're surviv.ing
here's a mother[bleep]er who knows what's good.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 sawww. an onlyfans girl www.ith bucketkind once it www.as really hot @~,@
IIIf yooouuu geeet cuuulleeed, yooouuu caaan beee aaa ghooost wiiith meee!
pullxng the hxghblood card as a tyrxan (hxghblood btw) but lrch xs correct
i quite literally could not agree wit↔ you more~
∻This bulge CUMS!!!! #nsfw∻
ii thiink iit'ss funny to tell people to cull themsselvess. yeaah, ii thiink iit'ss funny when people ssaay iit t me too. hiilaariiouss aass fuck
yeah fair @ thought so too @ alright but what about the vibes what show do u fw the most
ok i need a new pinned @ this other bitch w the same character on their pfp gave me an idea @ but at the same time i lowkey want to keep my callout post pinned @ not cuz i care about him but cuz i spent a lot of time making this doc the question is @ do i go with higurashi layout or madoka magica
incredible.
1’m go1ng to sleep now