Vulpes Rilata
@cornyKitsune
HEY HO EVERYONE! RENARD TOLD ME TO GET AN ACCOUNT ON THIS freaking THING. RENARD IS MY BEST FRIEND. I'M ALSO A really cool VENTRILOQUIST. BUT RENARD IS REAL, ACTUALLY. forget YOU!!!!!
I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT TO fracture the pelvic bone. DON'T TELL RENARD I WROTE THIS
WHO UP taffy pulling THEY secretions??? STRAIGHT UP flagellating IT???? COMPLETELY racketeering ON THAT wizard tower?????? SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND MY flipping CHIT. SEN
I AM PLANNING A flipping COOL PUPPET SHOW SOON! LOWBLOODS INVITED BUT HAVE TO SIT IN THE epic SPLASH ZONE!!!!
Ɏ sounds exciting! why is there a-a-a spla-a-ash zone. Ɏ
IF I TOLD YOU IT'D SPOIL THE flipping NARRATIVE. IT'LL BE really awesome THOUGH! AND WITH IT, I MEAN YOUR vital functions.
Ɏ oh. oka-a-ay?? i'm not entirely sure wha-a-at this mea-a-ans but i like puppet shows so i will suspend my mounting concern for a-a-a moment Ɏ
•●•puppɛts? curious... i would sæy thæt sɛɛms likɛ somɛthing for wriggling grubs, but who æm i to quɛstion thɛ pɛculiær joviælity of somɛthing clɛærly not mɛænt for mɛ?•●•
YOU WOULD SAY WRONG MY GOOD girldog. BUT JUST FOR THE ASSUMPTION, YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO THE SPLASH ZONE.
•●•givɛn whæt i know of violɛt bloodɛd spɛctæclɛs, ænd how *colorful* thɛy ærɛ, i'd soonɛr tækɛ æ stroll in sunlight•●•
COULD YOU MAYBE DO THAT LAST PART AFTER THE SHOW? WE HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES WITH delicious potato chips IN THE AUDIENCE.
•●•i'm not going to thɛ show. simplɛ æs. your mɛrrimɛnt is not my cup of sproutjuicɛ.•●•