Vulpes Rilata
@cornyKitsune
HEY HO EVERYONE! RENARD TOLD ME TO GET AN ACCOUNT ON THIS freaking THING. RENARD IS MY BEST FRIEND. I'M ALSO A really cool VENTRILOQUIST. BUT RENARD IS REAL, ACTUALLY. forget YOU!!!!!
I AM PLANNING A flipping COOL PUPPET SHOW SOON! LOWBLOODS INVITED BUT HAVE TO SIT IN THE epic SPLASH ZONE!!!!
Ɏ sounds exciting! why is there a-a-a spla-a-ash zone. Ɏ
IF I TOLD YOU IT'D SPOIL THE flipping NARRATIVE. IT'LL BE really awesome THOUGH! AND WITH IT, I MEAN YOUR vital functions.
•●•puppɛts? curious... i would sæy thæt sɛɛms likɛ somɛthing for wriggling grubs, but who æm i to quɛstion thɛ pɛculiær joviælity of somɛthing clɛærly not mɛænt for mɛ?•●•
YOU WOULD SAY WRONG MY GOOD girldog. BUT JUST FOR THE ASSUMPTION, YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO THE SPLASH ZONE.
•●•givɛn whæt i know of violɛt bloodɛd spɛctæclɛs, ænd how *colorful* thɛy ærɛ, i'd soonɛr tækɛ æ stroll in sunlight•●•
COULD YOU MAYBE DO THAT LAST PART AFTER THE SHOW? WE HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES WITH delicious potato chips IN THE AUDIENCE.
Ɏ a-a-any time i see a-a-a va-a-aguepost i think its a-a-about me even when its not & i feel pha-a-antom guilt Ɏ Ɏ #sorry #iha-a-atea-a-ambiguity Ɏ
DON'T WORRY, WHEN I SEE VAGUE POSTING I ALSO ALWAYS ASSUME THEY'RE TALKING dookie ABOUT YOU.