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@cornyKitsune

HEY HO EVERYONE! RENARD TOLD ME TO GET AN ACCOUNT ON THIS freaking THING. RENARD IS MY BEST FRIEND. I'M ALSO A really cool VENTRILOQUIST. BUT RENARD IS REAL, ACTUALLY. forget YOU!!!!!

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AWOOGA!!!! ARE THOSE YOUR punis AND funsticles?????? #nsfw

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wh@t the fuck @re y0u s@ying

RENARD IS TELLING ME TO SAY six. BUT ALSO seven.

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RENARD spit up ON THE FLOOR AND VALERI HAS BEEN mean TO ME SINCE THE VERY SECOND I WOKE UP. TODAY SUCKS!!!!!!

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IN THE WORDS OF THE great TROLL TRENT REZNOR: I WOKE UP TODAY.

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Good Evening! Are you ready to have a Super Saturday?

PUPPET SHOW CANCELLED! RENARD IS FEELING under the weather AND ALSO I NEED TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT A CERTAIN bleater.

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Ɏ sorry tha-a-at your show wa-a-as ca-a-ancelled a-a-also huh wha-a-at who a-a-are you a-a-assa-a-aulting Ɏ

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🤡

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@bleakBleater RENARD SAYS YOU OWE HIM MONEY.

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Ɏ wha-a-at?? tha-a-at's a-a-absolutely a-a-a lie! do not believe his fa-a-alsehoods Ɏ

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•●•æs if youd ɛvɛn hævɛ thɛ funds to pæy it off ænywæy, liɛ or no•●•

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Ɏ you a-a-are so meeeeea-a-an Ɏ

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•●•æm i to bɛ fæultɛd for you mæking it so ɛæsy to bɛ mɛæn? i think not...•●•

THEY CALL ME THE fantastic GIRL, ON ACCOUNT OF ME saying appropriate things ON THAT object. HAWK TUAH!!!!!

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•●•thɛ only thing thæt nɛɛds to bɛ spit on is you•●•

RENARD SAYS YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET sloppy WITH IT.

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•●•sloppy æs your covɛtɛd splæsh zonɛ, i æm surɛ. mæy it bɛ æ bonɛ dry wæstɛlænd in thɛ futurɛ•●•

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SIGHS ....

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Ɏ why the sighful expression Ɏ

THEY FORGOT MY flipping TOY IN MY SCORNFUL MEAL!

Ɏ oh. yea-a-ah tha-a-at sucks one time i ordered the killerca-a-ard mea-a-al a-a-and they didn't even give me my ca-a-ards Ɏ

GOOD MORNING!! I flipping LOVE HAVING rings FOR BREAKFAST!!!! SENT FROM GOREY NUT CHEERIOS.

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Ɏ i prefer hea-a-ated dough cut into squa-a-ares or tria-a-angles myself but i guess rings ha-a-ave their pla-a-ace in the ecosystem too Ɏ

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girlfriend WHO ASKED!!!!

Ɏ :( Ɏ

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I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT TO fracture the pelvic bone. DON'T TELL RENARD I WROTE THIS

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Ɏ wha-a-at did she mea-a-an by this Ɏ

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WHO UP taffy pulling THEY secretions??? STRAIGHT UP flagellating IT???? COMPLETELY racketeering ON THAT wizard tower?????? SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND MY flipping CHIT. SEN

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I AM PLANNING A flipping COOL PUPPET SHOW SOON! LOWBLOODS INVITED BUT HAVE TO SIT IN THE epic SPLASH ZONE!!!!

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Ɏ sounds exciting! why is there a-a-a spla-a-ash zone. Ɏ

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IF I TOLD YOU IT'D SPOIL THE flipping NARRATIVE. IT'LL BE really awesome THOUGH! AND WITH IT, I MEAN YOUR vital functions.

\ 0kay <3 / \ yay <3 /

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Ɏ oh. oka-a-ay?? i'm not entirely sure wha-a-at this mea-a-ans but i like puppet shows so i will suspend my mounting concern for a-a-a moment Ɏ

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•●•puppɛts? curious... i would sæy thæt sɛɛms likɛ somɛthing for wriggling grubs, but who æm i to quɛstion thɛ pɛculiær joviælity of somɛthing clɛærly not mɛænt for mɛ?•●•

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YOU WOULD SAY WRONG MY GOOD girldog. BUT JUST FOR THE ASSUMPTION, YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO THE SPLASH ZONE.

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•●•givɛn whæt i know of violɛt bloodɛd spɛctæclɛs, ænd how *colorful* thɛy ærɛ, i'd soonɛr tækɛ æ stroll in sunlight•●•

COULD YOU MAYBE DO THAT LAST PART AFTER THE SHOW? WE HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES WITH delicious potato chips IN THE AUDIENCE.

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•●•i'm not going to thɛ show. simplɛ æs. your mɛrrimɛnt is not my cup of sproutjuicɛ.•●•

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