♣ mediated by @countryyLadyy
If only I had someone to call mine. People don't really knoW What they're missing. They'd get to feel my fangs graze against their neck and their ear as I Whisper my praise for doing so good, taking my bulge so Well. Sigh, if only. #NsfW #NsfWe just in case #Yearning
⋆˚🐾˖°i've got a pretty good idea what'z preferred but there ARE a lotta non-trollz on zite n you gotta do the zcientific method or whatevvzzz to be zure zo ♦TENTABULGE♦ verzuz ♣SHAFT AND SPHERES♣. cazt ur vote #nzfw #poll°˖🐾˚⋆
My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.

