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YOU TURN YOUR BACK FOR TWO SECONDS IN YOUR NUTRITIONBLOCK, AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THE SANDWICH YOU PUT IN THE GRILL TO WARM UP AND RECONSTITUTE IS NOW ON FIRE. FUCKING. AWESOME. I REALLY NEEDED THAT. IT’S SO FUCKING CRUNCHY.

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IF YOU COULD. THAT WOULD BE IDEAL. MAKE ME UN-EAT THIS THING.

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n0 0nes f0rcing y0u t0 eat it... but yeah i can d0 b0th

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youre the second troll ive heard set food on fire is this like a common thing for you guys?

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NO. I’M JUST UNEQUIVOCALLY AND FEDERALLY STUPID IN THE NUTRITIONBLOCK. IT’S A CURSE.

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I’M EATING IT BECAUSE IT’S THE LAST OF MY GROCERIES.

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n0t after i w0rk my timey wimey bullshit 0n it

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damn dude gotta have your coffee made for you now you gotta have your food made for you i mean i cant say anything i regularly eat random shit thrown together with hopes and prayers that it tastes good

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I WAS GONNA SAY. YOU’RE AN ARRANGER, NOT A CHEF.

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Hollup

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vwanna listen to my demos?

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go my davelings.

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damn you know me so well dude im shocked got me pegged

#notlikethat #dontthinkaboutittoohard #notaninnuendo

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SOOO OUR UNLUCKINESS. GOT IT. SORRY ABOUT YOUR SANDWICH.