those little silica packets in DEHYDRATED MEAT PRODUCT are actually temporal anomalies. they slow the passage of time in a small vicinity for any organic matter
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would like to know then why I keep aging so fast. I must have partaken in eating thousands of the things over the sweeps and my aging has not slowed down one bit. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
your digestive process have destroyed its abilities
yeah that sounds kinda true
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 That certainly is a let down. I always thought there was no good reason they put "DO NOT EAT" on them in so many different languages on our old field rations, and here was me thinking perhaps they were just trying to prevent us all from having the fountain of youth! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
they put DO NOT EAT on them because they dont want you to fracture TIME ITSELF upon the enzymes being broken down
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 But fracturing time itself is just so much fun. We had a troll in our unit who would use their time powers solely for pranks. As I think I stated in another chit, there's nothing like suddenly waking up with a bar of soap in your mouth yesterday... 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Starting to think ¥ou n€v€r got th€ $choolf€€d
