#serene. #demure. #mindful
can i skip all that and start kissing guys or is that only something women get to have fuck this not gay earth whens june this year already
to be clear this is obvi a joke i know some women kiss guys too and some guys even kiss back
?? human. human who looks like the human dave. look me in my gander8ul8s right now. do you think I, the yaoi fairy, would tell you that you cannot skip to kissing 8oys
i dont know troll named yaoi faes got all sorts of whimsy ass inspired rules what if this is some kind of unseelie plot or maybe an arbitrary fairy rules cliff i gotta clear before you let me get my mack on with some seriously quality dudes think on that one i dont wanna get my name stolen or my socks animated or shrunken to a mushroom house inhabitant size do you have any idea how much room mushroom apartments have these days and rent dont get me fucking started on rent these pockets arent shallow but do i look like the kind of bitch who can cough up two acorns a month maybe if @zoosmellPooplord sponsors me but like hell am i trusting that dorkass with fucking anything involving the layout of my mushroom house naw better i dont shrink at all and we just follow your goofy bullshit yaoi fairy rules
you've 8ested me in fairy com8at 8y tricking me into telling the truth or something have this yaoiful 8lessing 8estowed upon yee and go kiss some fucking 8OYSSSS
on my honor that mushroom apartment is going to be filled with the sound of wet boy on boy kissing so help me god
may the force 8e with you