♦ pitied by @curlicuedCapsule
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN TRAPPED UNDER A SPEEDING RAILWAY TRAIN AFTER ATTEMPTING T⧃ DISL⧃DGE IT FR⧃M THE TRACKS T⧃ SAVE A P⧃⧃R BR⧃NZEBL⧃⧃D WH⧃ HAD BEEN TIED T⧃ THE TRACKS BY A NEFARI⧃US INDIVIDUAL H⧃WEVER HE GRABBED UNDER THE TRAIN AND IT KEPT G⧃ING DESPITE HIS IMMENSE STRENGTH AND HE HAS BEEN EATING WHAT EVER SMALL CREATURES HE CAN CATCH WHILE SPEEDING AL⧃NG THE TRACKS. LUCKILY THE SPEED HE WAS M⧃VING MEANT EVERY SMALL CREATURE HE REACHED ⧃UT T⧃ CATCH W⧃ULD BE INSTATLY REDUCED T⧃ A MANAGEABLY DELICI⧃US MUSH HASHTAG G⧃RE #G⧃RE
No.they.fucking.can't?!.Their.'care'.is.trapping.me.and.making.me.do.whatever.the.fuck.they.want!
Because.I.literally.just.escaped.custody.like.four.nights.ago?!.If.I.get.caught.it's.gonna.be.really.fucking.hard.for.me.to.escape.again,.I.heard.them.talking.about.bringing.in.'extra.measures'.to.contain.me.and.I'm.not.dealing.with.that!.Fuck.that!
Guess.whoooo....destroyed.like.three.culling.drones.at.once?! ....Guess.who's.hiding.behind.a.garbage.collection.receptacle.as.more.drones.sweep.the.area?
"Hm, if you +re serious then it's possible you m+y m+ke the list."
"Let your +nger fuel you. Vow to strike me down for this tr+nsgression."
"Befor+ns I c+n toler+te: 1. The Mount+in 2. Ptolmy K+n+st"
"I h+ve outlived those before you, I will outlive you +s well."
"You sicken me."
"I +m not frowning. Showing excess emotion +llows your foes to know your thought process."
"I +m not to be pitied by the likes of you."
"Well I do not comply."
"You m+y try to +dminister your n+use+ting p+n +ddling subst+nces +t your own risk."
"I h+te Beforus."
ᐖ SUMTIMEZ I FINK I SEE GHOSTS BUT ᐖEN IT'S JUS LIEK A RLY QUIET GUY AT ᐖA GAS SPATION ᐛ
Not even the fence c^n help me now th^t's fvcked vp.
is it possible to just. teleport away.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUU
[]>WHAT AM I IF NOT JUST A MOCKERY OF WHAT I USED TO BE AND WHAT I WANTED TO BE.<[]
[]>@IMJUNIOR HEY JUNIOR..ITS ME YOUR OLD PAL..RITCHY..CAN I GET THE BEFORUS BADGE??????<[]
[]>FOLKS NO TOPIC FOR TODAY YOUR HOST HAS COME TO ACCEPT THAT HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND HAS NOT BEEN TAKING HIS PRESCRIBED MEDICATIONS<[]
Playtoon footage is protected under )(IPPO to kelp keep sessions private and on a N-E-ED to KNOW bay-sis! Feel free to open up to t)(e snooptroops! 38)
| got s|ck At 7/11 so they let me sleep for the rest of my sh|ft |n the breAk room yAAAAy yAAAy yAAy | prom|see | wont come to wrok hungover AgA|n
D'aww. You're so cute! Playtoons aren't cartoons. T)(e playtoons are a troop of )(ig)(ly trained problem solvers to deal wit)( difficult problems in a caring and conc)(siderate manner! T)(ey'll be at your location soon. 38)
Sending playtoons to all t)(e un)(appy c)(aracters! Don't worry, )(elp is on t)(e way-ve! 38)
If you're Befuran you have to kill yourself and we'll make a lot of money...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You can fit more bottles up your ass than you think...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
In His Final Moments, Staring Defiantly Into The Hateful Ganderbulbs Of Surrounding Trolls, The Signless Spoke, "You May Kill Me, Break Apart All I Love, And Destroy All I've Ever Known. Still You Cannot Destroy My Ideals. They Will Live On In Passages And Word Of Maw. In The Love Shown Between Castes. In The Pans Of All Who Crave Peace. Do Your Fucking Worst." #violence - Your Couturier
Your nervous system is a sex organ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
NOT)(ING. I am just going to )(ave to )(ave a polite little talk wit)( someone I T)(OUG)(T I could trust.
38/
:33< small hiccup where i furgot to unlock the doors okay NYOW ##quadnight is in furr effect! :33< it didnt get any less #nsfw though :33< https://msparp.chat/shitpetasquadnight
So annoying.
c< every NigHt i realize MOre aNd MOre, tHat i Need a pitcH relatiONsHip, 4 tHe exclusive purpOse Of MaKiNg sure i dONt gO ON a fucKiNg KilliNg spree #viOleNce #pitcHfeeliNgs #gOre prObably >c
i might go get lost in the backrooms for the fun of it ngl
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I think i'm getting better at telling apart pitch flirting fr⚣m just plat⚣nic hate... there's definitely sexual undert⚣nes in pitch flirting that isn't there in plat⚣nic hating #suggestive
Ɏ this cherry pie is so good i could DIE Ɏ
Ɏ this cherry pie is so baad i could DIE Ɏ
ᐖ O YA. I HAᐖ A ᐖREAM TROLL EMMA STONE ANᐖ TROLL SABRINA ᑈARPENTER BROKE INTO MY HIVE 2 TRY ANᐖ SᑈAM ME??? ANᐖ THEY RAN ᐖA SAME RAᑈKET ON A BUNᑈHA PEEPLE IT WUZ FUᑈKEᐖ UP LOWKEY. ANᐖ ᐖERE WERE ᐖEEZ 2 MUSᑈLY ᐖUᐖES WAITING FOR ᐖEM IN ᐖA ᑈAR ANᐖ ANYWAYS LATER THA 4 OF THEM GOT PUT IN LIEK A SᑈP EXPERIMENT ᑈHAMBER FOR THEY ᑈRIMEZ ANᐖ THEY ALL GOT MELTEᐖ BY SᑈARY AᑈIᐖ. ANᐖ THEN I GOT PUT IN AN EARFQUAKE SIMULASHUN WIF LIEK 19 OTHER PEEPLE ANᐖ WE WERE TRYING TO HELP EAᑈH OTHER GET OUT. IT WUZ SO INTENSE. ᐛ
< I REALLY JUST SAY SHIT TO GAMZEE AND FORGOT. >
It seems even my own roommate is confused by my previous name and pfp so I have changed it back to normal.
I will turn thas into a wellington if it keeps dropping waste on the floors of the church! <gets trampled unfortunately >
NO LITTLE SODA ROBOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT WALK TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE TABLE.
Sooner or llater, the other me will die, miserablle and allone. And then all their companions will come crawlling to ME for guidance.
I unironically love the cow actually;
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Gosh... thinkin' about it more... I DO want quadmates but I dinnae know the first thing about bein' a good quadmate... ⚓︎
[⚙︎ What's preferab|e for recovering from a reasonab|y deep but not |ife threatening cut? I can source my own. ⚙︎]
chud l4rp l4rp l4rp g3t r3kt k1d
I can safely say I didn't have "Seeing Her Imperilous Consternation on Chittr" on my 8ingo card.
da universe keeps testin me tonite istfg #dashwatching
[⚙︎ Hmmm. I appreciate the offer. If I knew I'd te|| you. ⚙︎]
so, the t1nkerbull m1grat1on 1s over... but one of the l1l guys gave MY t1nk some k1nda cold or someth1n... so 1mma be out a couple days yet... sorry y'all, hope ya a1n't m1ss1n me too bad, haha... }:)
Wow, t)(at was FAST. You must )(ave missed me! <3 Sorry for my prolonged crabsence, girlie. SOM-E OF US are too busy wit)( our royal duty to spend all nig)(t online!
Wow, t)(is place is getting more and more Beforan by t)(e nig)(t! Your -Empress is SO )(APPY to sea you all!!! <3
> http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/k1lltwob1rd2.g1f <
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehe i guwas hatched this way!!!
FUCK. I FORGOT MY RAISIN.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhere i come!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmmm…. https://media.tenor.com/owGRDkTAefYAAAAi/seal-bouncing.gif
there’s no way that th1s can go bad. 1 request v1deo ev1dence for poster1ty
THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL DRINK ⧃NE BILLI⧃N ALC⧃H⧃LIC BEVERAGES IN THREE MINUTES HASHTAG SUBSTANCE #SUBSTANCE
There is so much more to 8oth time and space than I suspect most people realize. This is just one small part of that.
I personally have no memory of any serious social media sites 8ack when the version of 8eforus existed, 8ut I suspect there may 8e some differences 8etween what we consider to 8e normal.
c< wHat if we prOMised 2 Keep liviNg? wOuld yOu dO tHat 4 Me? 4 yOurself? eveN if yOure scared, just prOMise Me 2MOrrOw? >c
I see there are actually quite a few of us, Consider even me to 8e a little surprised. It will 8e interesting to find out how all of them found this cite. And, how they all deal with the possi8ilities presented to them.
｢ojisan. (´･ｪ･｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ojisan means chopped unc in east alternian.]
ᐖ IRONIKLY NAWT KNOWING WUT IT MEAN IS LIEK. PART OF BEING UNᑈ. ᐛ
⧃ Employee called me unc. I don't want to know what it means. He has been fired. =o
Lame Dinosaur, also.
mmaybee. iinsteadd of a wwrigglingg day. i hhavee a. "ggotchaa day" ?
he ate my wires again; poor thing doesnt realize the chords arent prey to eat,,
woof
yo found out 4lt3rn4t3 v3rs1ons of ur mo1r41l c4n st1ll t4lk to you 4nd 3mot1on4lly r3gul4t3 you l1k3 your own mo1r41l wh3n th3y’r3 not 4round #4w3som3
Forgive me clown father, for I have sinned. I promise not to ratio a seadweller for the next 15 minutes.
woof
woof
:33 < raw, next question
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg
[i hate all of you. no fun to ragebait anyMore. where’s tieMzi, serwei or deesal when you need eM]
Ɏ some delicious hot lea-a-af juice Ɏ
Ɏ somebody blocked me. concerning. a-a-anyone could be doing this. wha-a-at if EVERYONE is doing this?? wha-a-at if nobody is seeing my posts a-a-at a-a-all #worryposting Ɏ
im awake. oh my gosh, it feels so good to wake up and not have to read anything i wrote immediately. i can somewhat move again, too. if i gently levitate around and take it slow. hana tells me i should keep resting, and i will, but, im getting stir crazy here.
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Puts you in the forge ig.
man i hate being right sometimes
<33jusT beaT mY eX withiN aN incH oF hiS lifE!!! #blessed
>[Great barrier queef.]<
Coolscar is next.
Nope. Still grumpy.
Ironically, despite being raised by a seadweller from an earlly age, I am far lless proficient in the fishing Arts than my descendant. I still partake, but my catches are far lless impressive.
woof.
woof woof.
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WHAT IF I WAS CALLED THE RAVIOLI INSTEAD OF THE RAVENOUS. WHAT THEN.
my seaside science spire freshly constructed a the finest dreams an hopes of evvery little wwriggler kickin their arthropodal legs in sopor slime made manifest
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a skywwhale has struck the fuckin spire
[ -- 7axes? 1'm well beyond 7axes. -- ]
Hello evveryone, happy #pridemonth! I cannot wwalk #suggestivve #nsfww
i'm starting to realize having a crush on the immortal woman who manipulated your mind, made you kill your friends, destroy millions of lives and genuinely fuck up everything then leave you for so many sweeps you start getting stockholm syndrome. is somehow not even top five most pathetic relationships on this site. what is wrong with everyone.
so bored xx! i’m watching my friends beef >-< xx.