Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
MAY WE ALL BE SPARED THE INDIGNITY OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HIS UGLY PURPLE TEXT
I Recommend A Nuclear Strike On His Next Rally.
38/ Part of me wonders if )(im and every ot)(er -Erifin are gat)(ering en masse to try and guilt me into pitc)(ing wit)( )(im.
unless there's s0me truly wide timeline differences my idea of feminine m0stly involves wetsuits and ultravi0lence. so it really s0unds like a skill issue for them as ever.