
if you ship sweet bro and hella jeff youre violating my artistic intent the ball clapping sex they have in the director cut of sbahj 7 is purely platonic and youre being weird, man #NSFW

This assassination is becoming excessively personal. Are you going to be striking the final blow?

bars

i could never execute a quadrispin buster slash to take off your neck and the fact you would suggest it hurts

oh shit whos THIS hot dude? haha just kidding whassup dude

My apologies, I was worried you'd attempt erotic asphyxiation but clearly my fears of a spectacular death are for naught. #cw-death #cw-gore

im still banking on you dying in an epic duel outside a joann fabrics

If I die at the hands of an elderly woman, it would have been justly deserved. Please knit roses for my grave.

"roses for rose. its a hyperbole" its what she wanted on her tombstone

The difference is that this will require your manual labor rather than using my corpse to adorn my resting place.

sorry the idea of an arts and craft project actually made me reconsider your death i need you to outlive me now