♠ hated by @dStrider

For sale: straws, napkins, salt and pepper packets, hot sauce packets, ketchup packets, relish packets, mustard packets, plastic utensils, and a soda dispenser. Serious inquiries only.

Proud of you, but at the same time... Reeses cups? Really? With so many objectively better candies out there?

Every writer should be versatile. My publicist suggested pivoting to modern "Boys Love". What would be a better entry than a satirical love story with a three-man polycule and their humorous hijinks?

#getgot #skillissue

I will take the bone.

Hating my Chitts doesn't make them any less true.

The difference is that this will require your manual labor rather than using my corpse to adorn my resting place.

Daily reminder that we must murder the author and reclaim the artwork. Write spuriously and cruelly, twist it to your whims, and pay no heed to the man that denies love. #ReturnoftheYaoi