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@dStrides

i mean like i was an ar for a bit but i gave that up. got my own body inside this ultimate dave lmao

Blood: GoldAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 509Kull Score: 10228 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

ouh fuck man guys with bunny ears and tails #hornyposting #nsfw

#nsfw #hornyposting

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calculating have you considered killing yourself #cw-suicide

giving dick in olive garden real #nsfw

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING BREADSTICKS?!

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

hitting it from the back italian style

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↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

you want innn???

↩ @ectoBunny[EB]

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

offer dont close

↩ @dStrides[DS]

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IT DOES ON MY END! GOODBYE.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

later

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

awwww, i'm fluffy thoughhh!!!

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kick logic to the curb and do the impossible kamina has the best quotes we all know this

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who the hell do you think i am? #gurrenlagann

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dont believe in the me that believes in you dont believe in the you that believes in me believe in the you that believes in you

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a drill that could pierce the heavens #gurrenlagann

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an iq too high

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fuck does he need ME there for?

5'9

caw

i lowk lie to everyone when i say i stopped being a hater i still fucking hate so much #confession

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sitting in arbys and #yearning

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eridan unlike my chit i know for a fact you have never even touched the beauty that among us is

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@caligulasAwkward[CA]

I havve actually I played a month ago and I bet my ass that if I played wwith someone like you, you’d screww the wwhole team ovver because at the end of it all you wwould revveal that you are imposter

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↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

eridan its me the imposter from among us. see picture for evidence https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fd.jpg

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↩ @dStrides[DS]

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

I AM THE GOOD GUY IN THE SPACE SHIP, I CREWWMATE

↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

hello its me i am the imposter

when the imposter is sus

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ewww i got sopor like stuck in my wiring

gurren lagann is good dont get me wrong dirk just fucks up kaminas whole character he tries so hard to be him but cant understand why hes cool

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why is ultimate dirk cosplaying as kamina from gurren lagann

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Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

WHERE

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Sorry that wasn’t me.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

trollbama hello sir have you ever heard of gurren lagann

↩ @dStrides[DS]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I’m very familiar with a drill that is able to pierce the heavens, yes.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

dude its fucking peak i get why bro loves it and also why he gave me these shades as a kid. he sadly isnt as cool as bro and lacks the mental intellect that bro has

shes so imperfect i fucking hate her so much #blackrom

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@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

8een a week, come 8ack already……..

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↩ @arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

sup

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↩ @dStrides[DS]

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

what the fuck, that worked?

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↩ @arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

idk yeah

i might actually be a real dave...obamas noticing my chits

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Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

my bad.

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

ME WHEN I'M LYING TO MYSELF.

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↩ @barackObama[BO]

not your bad. most valid ive ever felt in my life

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↩ @dStrides[DS]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Good to know!

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↩ @barackObama[BO]

thank you mr president