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@dStrides

i mean like i was an ar for a bit but i gave that up. got my own body inside this ultimate dave lmao

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ligma? i havent heard that name in a long time... whats it mean? heh... ..lets just say... lick the balls nothing personnel kid... https://file.garden/adRzxZ6hMw6EHCJc/OIP-2318862100.jpg

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cant believe they fell for it

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me neither holy shit i love knowing what youre talking about because you specified it in any way shits hilarious

i should tag my vagueposting my bad in other news did you hear steve jobs died of ligma

@dStrides[DS]

nah you dont have to technically in this instance ligma balls btw #gotem

oh shit you #gotme and then i fucking turn to ash in an instant

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@dStrides[DS]

no dstrides no nooooooooooooo fuck fuck im sorry fuck i can make it better i can ash you not to combust

im getting coolness overload from that irony

so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

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@dStrides[DS]

Well...!'ll be bleed!ng everywhere!!! A b!t here...a b!t there and!!! A l!ttle b!t over there!!! #gore : ]

aw shit its like dude aw shit dude stop the carpet was white its aw shit dude its so yellow dude no no why

@dStrides[DS]

Don't worry!!! You'll just need a lot of hot water, bleach and a b!t of v!negar!!! Should get !t r!ght out... #!th!nk?

then stop bleeding on my fucking carpet first

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@dStrides[DS]

!t's k!nda hard when !'ve EXPLODED!!!!

explode more so theres no more blood

@dStrides[DS]

Can't...out of explos!on : [

oh yeah? ligma balls https://file.garden/adRzxZ6hMw6EHCJc/OIP-2318862100.jpg

@dStrides[DS]

*Explodes !nto a yellow m!st* #Gore

woah

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maybe its that i lose awareness of myself. a sense of self perception of sorts. that may be a contributing factor. not good. ill rewrite that part next

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sobbing and crying from my own self-caused social isolation its cool tho bc im wearing these dope ass shades #mental-health

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ouh fuck man guys with bunny ears and tails #hornyposting #nsfw

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calculating have you considered killing yourself #cw-suicide

giving dick in olive garden real #nsfw

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RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING BREADSTICKS?!

hitting it from the back italian style

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you want innn???

@ectoBunny[EB]

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.

offer dont close

@dStrides[DS]

IT DOES ON MY END! GOODBYE.

later

awwww, i'm fluffy thoughhh!!!

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kick logic to the curb and do the impossible kamina has the best quotes we all know this

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who the hell do you think i am? #gurrenlagann

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dont believe in the me that believes in you dont believe in the you that believes in me believe in the you that believes in you

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a drill that could pierce the heavens #gurrenlagann

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an iq too high

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fuck does he need ME there for?

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caw

i lowk lie to everyone when i say i stopped being a hater i still fucking hate so much #confession

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sitting in arbys and #yearning

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eridan unlike my chit i know for a fact you have never even touched the beauty that among us is

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I havve actually I played a month ago and I bet my ass that if I played wwith someone like you, you’d screww the wwhole team ovver because at the end of it all you wwould revveal that you are imposter

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eridan its me the imposter from among us. see picture for evidence https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fd.jpg

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@dStrides[DS]

I AM THE GOOD GUY IN THE SPACE SHIP, I CREWWMATE

hello its me i am the imposter

when the imposter is sus

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