♦ pitied by @darkLord
I sure hope no vampires bite me
Looooong looooooooong ago, w)(en s)(e first pupated and started walking on two fins, Meena)( used to make me desserts to c)(eer me up after a long day of work! S)(e used to make me dirt-cakes. T)(ey were just a )(andful of mud but s)(e looked so cute wit)( )(er little )(ands out, )(olding t)(em out wit)( a sly little expression on )(er face. )(ow could I not eat t)(em? I felt like I good cull a billion on t)(ose dirt cakes. #38)
ALTERNIA, WHAT A VILE AND FILTHY PLANET. WORTH NOTHING MORE THAN A STEPPING STONE ON THE PATH TO MY BIRTH AS A CHERUB AND REBIRTH AS A GOD. INFESTED WITH BRIGHT, SQUEALING HORNED VERMIN LIVING THEIR MEANINGLESS LIVES. THEIR ONLY BENEFIT IS THAT THEIR BLOOD SERVES AS MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL PAINT FOR THE ART OF SUFFERING AND DEATH.
@darkLord Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way nor would those eight silly monkeys have allowed me to repose in such a way that affrights even my half-undead soul. Literature would not have left me in a half-state that I already must endure at every waking hour....
