m & m: "this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont li…"

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m & m

2 weeks ago

RICK ROLLED

one word at a time

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@daveStrider[DS]

this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont like to out myself like this but my shot got me feeling like a yowling cat fuck i need to get laid as pathetic as this shit sounds its a grueling experience thats usually just me feigning for a few days and vigorously beating my meat but im desperate waking up like im gasping for a breath of air only to be lambasted with that prickly downstairs sensation yall im living with horny vision everything looks curvaceous and sexy its trying to get my goat my fucking goat dawg #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +198

Kull: +150

Total: 348

Ratio: 1.32

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Laika Harley

2 weeks ago

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

yeah okay wow i think you need help, like sexual or otherwise genuinely. not in a malicious way just genuinely. plus that dude sounds like a dick someone should cull them like me okay sorry this post is about you uh just like, keep trying i guess i'm sure there's at least one guy/envy/gal/etc. that's willing to fuck you

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dave ereid strider

2 weeks ago

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

real shit x2 goddamn its almost like were the same guy from different timelines lmfao but yeah no it does read a little pathetic but sometimes it cant be helped im sure someonell be just as desperate and answer your call for a good fuck im putting that energy out there or whatever the fuck those people say namaste i hope you get a good fuck thats so mind boggling that you cant function for the rest of the day sex so awesome that it sates that need for weeks to come until the next partner moseies on in to take care of you again

#nsfw

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m & m

2 weeks ago

RICK ROLLED

one word at a time

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@daveStrider[DS]

ok? mines little what am i supposed to get peoples hopes up and say the dudes packing miles like hes meant to be some eldritch being that might filet you and skewer you on him until hes satisfied? mans tiny mans out here fighting for his right to exist hes so small come the fuck on

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

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dave.

2 weeks ago

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@techhDogg[TD]

i've seen all i've needed to see from you in order to pinpoint exactly what your 'deal' is

English. Jake, English.

2 weeks ago

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Chin up buddy! At this rate youll blubber your way straight into some fair maidens (or fellas) sympathetic bosom. Stranger things have certainly happened.