Dexter Ampora
@deepwaterStriker
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į'm węry gøød ąt ęmøtįønąl sųppørt ąnd sømęhøv thę møst vęll-ądjųstęd pęrsøn įn my frįęnd grøųp. vhįch by ąll męąns døęs nøt bødę vęll ąt ąll.
hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMM yøų dįdn't kįll yøųr mątęsprįt sø į thįnk yøų'rę døįng bęttęr thąn į ąm. į męąn jø įs ąll ghøst ąnd vę'rę dątįng bųt yą knøv?
hą
nøthįng bąd, hę jųst tąlks lįkę ą lįl crązy tø hįs ąlts. ønę sąįd hę søųnds lįkę ą sęrįąl kįllęr. hę's my bęstfrįęnd sø į jųst føųnd įt fųnny løl.
i did NOTHING
l1v1n9 up 7h3 7h3 4x3 murd3r3r r3pu74710n 7h47 1 m4d3 up 1n my h34d 4pp4r3n7ly.
I knøv yøų dįdn't. If ąnyønę knęv yøų vęll ęnøųgh, thęy'd knøv yøų'rę thę lęąst dąngęrøųs øųt øf thę tvø øf ųs.
i'm literally nice an harmless i don't know why it doesn't click with some people
yøų hąwę ą ųnįqųę wįbę thąt cąn bę dęscrįbęd ąs ąn ącqųįręd tąstę. løl
fęęlįng spįcy tønįght.
wwhat kind a spicy
did you just chug a bottle
g/)/)d news i f/)ught s/)me/)ne in a tr/)ll walmart parking l/)t and st/)le their knife. might p/)st a pic it l/)/)ks pretty shiny and is genuinely a high quality c/)mbat knife and n/)t th/)se cheap 5 caeger kitchen knives #vi/)lence
į lįkę thęm sømę fląwør øf ųnvęll.
I can't make jokes about biting because it is very plausible- And then no one has fun- Not even me- Because it is akin to scratching an itch-
is. is it the dexters lab bit?
dųnnø vhąt thąt įs, bųt įt fęęls ąpprøprįątę tø cømmęnt cąųsę øf my nąmę.
old human cartoon about a boy genius who got into silly situations because of his inventions. there's a scene from it that went viral a while back where the main characters dad proudly announced "AH YES, SATURDAY IS FOR DADS" honestly i'm just talking about nothing right now i think.
I sęę, thęrę įs ą løt øf tąlk ąbøųt hųmąn mąlę gųąrdįąns, sø įt's slįghtly tøpįc-ręlęwąnt.
:) į cąrę før sątųrn ą løt..
you care for him by gettin blown to bits it seems
I cąrę før hįm įn mąny vąys, gęttįng bløvn tø bįts sęęms tø bę ønę øf thęm sømętįmęs.
į dønt hąwę ęnøųgh sųpęrglųę tø ręąttąch ą hąnd :7
o-|= oh nay! tis a very unfortunate predicament! i hopeth thou shall findeth proper medical attention to cure thou of thy pain! =>
įm fįnę, į dønt nęęd tø gø sęę ą mędįcųllęr. glųę vørks fįnę. tøø tędįøųs øthęrvįsę.
THATD BE GREAT IF YOU HAD ENOUGH GLUE BUT YOU DONT
oh my god. i mean i am. I will. an also hospital.
yeah me an hospital. you can hold my hand n everything about it.
no!