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g/)/)d news i f/)ught s/)me/)ne in a tr/)ll walmart parking l/)t and st/)le their knife. might p/)st a pic it l/)/)ks pretty shiny and is genuinely a high quality c/)mbat knife and n/)t th/)se cheap 5 caeger kitchen knives #vi/)lence
yess im aware
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hi chittr. we need to talk about you n me. actually just about me, mostly, cause when has saturn ever talked about anythin other than himself? right? is he even capable a NOT makin it about him? does he give a single solitary fuck about any a you enough to not make this about him? “oh saturn what’s wrong ;( what’s the matter ;(( we love you saturn ;((( you’re such a good friend saturn you’re so NICE saturn surely you don’t mean it saturn we’re here for you saturn ;’((((((” shut up. shut up. so the elephant in the room. for some reason I get the feelin the folks who’ve already sussed out my damage think i don’t use that one name cause a the alt rep. like i’m sooooooooooo fuckin scared a bein associated with what any ol cronus ampora’s done, like saturn’s some get outta jail free card for me, like saturn ain’t done a perfectly bang up job fucking his way into makin sure anyone that says yes to him feels like SHIT for it, like saturn’ll make it all copacetic to be liked like a reeeeal person by reeeeeal people. that last one. that one’s kinda true actually, lol, cause truth is long as he barks the right way at the right time no one gives it a second thought to say yes to bein besties with saturn right ;P? i’m so good at it. i’m so fucking good at it and i’m so sick of seeing every possible multiversal russian roulette on whether the new cronus ampora a the week punches in the right song n dance to make “REAL” connection with other people. i’ll be honest the whiplash range between bein on some kinda watch list to bestest baby boy ever is hilarious. upshot is ig it does really prove the only fucking conditional worth anyone has is based on whether you pass the auditions. oh hey, that reminds me! happy father’s day by the way, that’s the whole reason i picked today for this, i thought it’d be funny. saturn was always supposed to be for me. saturn was because a what the deadeyed no lights on at home zombie called orphaner dualscar did to a little thing out of the caverns he named cronus. he never let me call him dad, yknow. did you all know that? super hated it, wouldn't talk to me for days if i did. super hated a lot of what his kid was, some real trolls don’t cry type shit lol. then would turn right around and and and and saturn came way after all that, obviously, but, i’m just saying. it was never ABOUT denial or pretendin to be someone i’m not. if anything saturn was supposed to be about bein GENUINE for a change. anyway. i know i’m a lot, an this is turnin into a real drag ;P. i was tryin to stay on topic but it kinda got away from me. here's the sparknotes: after a lotta introspection and soul searching, i really think you all are the most shallow suckers evwer, and this wvhole script has turned into a dripfeed torture directly into the back a my skull. don’t evwer get it fuckin tvwisted to think i’m doing anything i do for anyone but myself. i’vwe changed, i’vwe changed a lot, i'm proud of myself, but it’s NOT for you!!!! poor cronus. poor every single last one of em. poor me. i hope you all are sick to death of me and sorry for me and give up on figurin out what to even do with this. sorry in advance btw, be on the lookout for my own song n dance denyin all a this in a few days i'm sure it'll be great.
ive got some work to do i'm gonna eat your heart out <3 ♪♪♪ https://open.spotify.com/track/3td69vL9Py7Ai9wfXYnvji?si=4ca3439f49aa4ce9
i think my last chitt wwas misunderstood my intent wwas to call out eridans for the narcissistic trait of refusin to see fault in themselvves and thus fall into a spiral of slef-flaggelation, followwed by delusional grandeur, then collapse wwhen that delusion pops again, and again, and again its really fuckin sad and pathetic and i see it a lot in the bubbles not just wwith eridans but amporas as a wwhole and its makes us all look bad
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i'm chilling
stop trying to slob his knob on my post, or at least tag it wvhen you do, fuckin hell man. hasnt anyone ewver told you that no means no? i dont knowv vwhat that actually means, but it feels relevwant somehowv. #nsfwv
this is literally newver true no exceptions life is made of absolutes
>>| woah, you've got quite beautiful lusus. makes me jealous, .a bit.
I am goin' back t'Earth. Hatin' this bubble.
4mpor4z 4r3 mult1ply1ng... wtf.