♦ pitied by @deepwaterStriker
i don't have anxiety either you big dope
HEY.
i keep missin fight night bc a my fuckass job which i am so very grateful for thanks boss
i'm jokerin all over the place one last time in honor a the fallen tonight
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed there for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, ruined partners' lives many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally tolerate, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime (cough FELT MIDNIGHT CITY cough cough), still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He's got a baby brother Eridan that he's pretty estranged from and constantly trying to patch things up with. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59e254cc2790.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png
dexter is singlehandedly savin my kult score from the pits
what do kids like to do these days i need to convince my brother to hang out an i ran out a trash food joints to bribe him with
yeah...yeah... hey love you man i get it. maybe it'll always be like that, but maybe not. idk you make your own map an all that blah blah blabhlahblah.
absofuckinlutely chief your hair's perfectly coiffed an your jacket collar's askew just right to make you to die for hey what's the thing you have no regrets about the most in life mr gallant
well yeah goofus i said i'm grateful, meanin no regrets ;P glad you feel the same tho!
THANK YOU
ok that one's pretty good
cranky cause i'm stuck in your pan now arentcha ;)
people have nuance
oh my gooooood
im gonna find that jackass's hive and t a l k
yo so like are you actually troll the riddler or is it just the pfp?
i need a new dart board mine broke
see my list for fav movies vs musicals would be two entirely different lists at this point tbh
number one movie is always and forever jurassic park and the lost boys tied for first place. loooooove those movies so much. for musicals, gotta go with Hair.
i'm askin for a friend
hey can you childlock your own phone from yourself
ok ;') thanks casper
ok cool then it's a normal thing
Sometimes.
you ever get the feeling your life is an aesop's fable
my sleep schedule #mysleepschedule #mynothin
i like this guy
exaaaaactly! no biggy, you just kinda yknow?
i'd do what i always do, keep it schwifty an groove it out bc it ain't a big thing lol #dashwatching
gala huh
i promised i'd give yall the goods once the new ink healed ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png
you are so very welcome i will keep you posted onhow it holds up
DARTBOARD ACQUIRED
one a my funny quirks that make me a loveable scamp is i assume all vagueposts are about me specifically
idgaf about sign shit anymore but i spiritually identify w pisces
exaaaactly, you took the words right outta my mouth hahaha. it's just easier to be authentic yknow? people'd be happier once they realize that bein an open book is the path a least resistance.
i'll never use anonymous i'm as genuine as it gets, every confession i've made has been full chest face to face for better or worse
the only gala i'm at tonight is this gala apple, i'm hungry
tiger n big cat.... :)
i have got the weirdest mood today
but do you know about the dark history of lisa frank
ALWAYS how's life for you
opened chittr at the exact wrong second but i stay thriving
augh
i can't take this block+friendship blueballing it's like bein on a fuckin pogo stick
I WILL LITERALLY DO AN EYE REVEAL TO PROVE HOW ATTRACTIVE I AM!!!!
DEXTERRRRRR my man my bro my bestieeeeeeeeee how are you i miss you what the heck are you doin here? look at you mister social butterfly ;P
oh i already KNOW this site is gonna be bad for my rejection sensitivity. or good for it, maybe? i mean when you get down to it what is social media but a kind a raw n vulnerable expression of poor impulse control followed by a chance of even MORE genuine exposure to randos' equally impulsive reactions good or bad. yeah actually this is good attention this is a good chance to connect authentically w people ive decided it. anyway heyy hows everyone's day/night going ;P
>>| woah, you've got quite beautiful lusus. makes me jealous, .a bit.