D.o.D Intern Jocaline

Update: Intern Leland (who suggested we play SBURB) was given a stern lecture by two separate Cabinet members, went into the break room, and was promptly atomized by Intern Jocaline. R.I.P. Intern Leland. Intern Jocaline will be properly scolded for her unacceptable behavior despite her claim that she was conducting DoD testing, stating "HE walked into MY atomizer" and that "natural selection is craaaazy."

#violence #death

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1 hour ago

Kult: +5

Total: 5

5 hours ago

I play a good game of Uno, by the way.

Also, as muuuch as I complain, I am paid well, and I like my job. I just think some twinks are evil.

I said the grey house is yaoiful and they asked me what I meant. As if I wasn't clear. It's yaoiful as well as yuriful.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Just Nyrita

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Knotty

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lesbian

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

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Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@bummelBoogie[BB]

working on that se(ond part

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I thought it w★s pretty ★pp★rent given Trollb★m★ runs it ye★h.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

It's pretty yuriful, I'm there. A lesbian. 😎 BUT WE CAN USE MORE!

Exactly!! AND HE ASKED ME WHAT I MEANT!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

5 hours ago

FORK UN★W★RE HE'S IN KITCHEN?????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

5 hours ago

Literally! He's the reason it's so yaoiful.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Since replies CANNOT be deleted, my goat Sylink didn't block me. I'm just booboo the fool and fat fingered the block.

Kult: +47

Kull: +37

Total: 84

Ratio: 1.27

It h★ppensssss

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Sorry I accepted fate so fast. 😞 I would getting mollywhopped in. A horror movie

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

Will c★n be forged, it simply needs the correct furn★ce.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You're so cool Sylink

Kult: +5

Total: 5

LORD ENGLISH

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WELL SAID.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

You know what, I'll give you a like that got mr. Green scary man.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I just got here and my boss ruined my score he hates seeing women succeed against men.

Kult: +49

Kull: +27

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.81

Nepeta Fields

@catlikeAura[CA]

Kick his ass to assert dominyance and take your rightful place as the new boss!!

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @catlikeAura[CA]

No! I like him, also that's very illegal.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

Nepeta Fields

@catlikeAura[CA]

Kiss his ass to assert submission and take your rightful place as the underling then

↩ @catlikeAura[CA]

Ew gross.

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

Nepeta Fields

@catlikeAura[CA]

Lmao x3

The grey house is very yaoiful

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

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Yuri Official

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What does this even mean

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Jack Noir

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

I agree What the fuck does this mean

↩ @barackObama[BO]

It means it's yaoiful!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

Yaoiful!

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

I do everything with good intent, but know I'm always plotting! But I like my job and boss so it's only for good.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

I turned the twink back to form. Mr. Strider asked so niceys because Mr. Trollbama was tweakin a lil.

They have steak and lobster in the break room; I'm busting out my tamales.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Vivian Alkemo

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

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@funnyStray[FS]

* #jealous #drooling

#jealous #drooling

You atomize one twink and have a solution to un-atomize said twink, and now you're not allowed the twink atomizer anymore 🙄

#violence

Kult: +49

Kull: +47

Total: 96

Ratio: 1.04

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

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I WOULD HOPE NOT

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Sir. I did the world a favor, think of all the twinks that have irritated or wrong you that you can atomize.

#violence

You w★nn★ come into the bre★k room?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jack Noir

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Don't touch the steak.

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

I brought lobster

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yeah sure, since I'm in timeout after atomizing a guy who walked into the blast 🙄

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

Being ★tomized isn't even th★t big of ★ de★l, I w★lked it off.

SEE. EXACTLY, and I can put him back together anyway!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

I think they're just being stuck up.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I did not atomize that twink (on purpose)

#violence

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

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#violence #death

Kult: +86

Kull: +60

Total: 146

Ratio: 1.43

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

i knew that guy was not makin it back rip i hope the ashes get sent 2 the rite lusus or family #death

#death

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

A WASTE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

->⠀<-

He literally should have been watching where he was going.

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INTERN JOCALINE ?????

Is it? He literally walked into the atomizer blast.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

The one and only!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Just Nyrita

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Knotty

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Remember Us

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Luxury Class Chittrer

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

guess i'll take "7ell at intern leland" off m7 to-do list

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @defenceIntern[DI]

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Deverified

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

PERHAPS. BUT I HAD…IDEAS.