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Intern Jocaline | I will obliterate a twink

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I said the grey house is yaoiful and they asked me what I meant. As if I wasn't clear. It's yaoiful as well as yuriful.

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working on that se(ond part

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I thought it w★s pretty ★pp★rent given Trollb★m★ runs it ye★h.

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It's pretty yuriful, I'm there. A lesbian. 😎 BUT WE CAN USE MORE!

Exactly!! AND HE ASKED ME WHAT I MEANT!

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FORK UN★W★RE HE'S IN KITCHEN?????

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Literally! He's the reason it's so yaoiful.

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[⏺️📶📈] To be clear I stand by Jocaline's actions. Intern solidarity.

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Omg slay! Thank you.

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Since replies CANNOT be deleted, my goat Sylink didn't block me. I'm just booboo the fool and fat fingered the block.

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It h★ppensssss

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Sorry I accepted fate so fast. 😞 I would getting mollywhopped in. A horror movie

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Will c★n be forged, it simply needs the correct furn★ce.

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You're so cool Sylink

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WELL SAID.

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You know what, I'll give you a like that got mr. Green scary man.

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I just got here and my boss ruined my score he hates seeing women succeed against men.

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Kick his ass to assert dominyance and take your rightful place as the new boss!!

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@catlikeAura[CA]

No! I like him, also that's very illegal.

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Kiss his ass to assert submission and take your rightful place as the underling then

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Ew gross.

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Sylink is now banned from the Gray House break room. Moving forward, the break room will only be accessible by employees with the appropriate identification and clearance.

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What if I invite Sylink over for tamales? 🫔

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Access will be denied. No "plus ones" will be allowed.

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:(

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you literally atomized a guy yesterday.

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Well that's fine, looks like I'm blocked, do you want a tamale?

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Nevermind no tamale for you.

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@barackObama[BO]

HE IS UNATOMIZED. I didn't kill him.

The grey house is very yaoiful

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What does this even mean

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I agree What the fuck does this mean

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It means it's yaoiful!

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Yaoiful!

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You atomize one twink and have a solution to un-atomize said twink, and now you're not allowed the twink atomizer anymore 🙄

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You w★nn★ come into the bre★k room?

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Yeah sure, since I'm in timeout after atomizing a guy who walked into the blast 🙄

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Being ★tomized isn't even th★t big of ★ de★l, I w★lked it off.

SEE. EXACTLY, and I can put him back together anyway!

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Update: Intern Leland (who suggested we play SBURB) was given a stern lecture by two separate Cabinet members, went into the break room, and was promptly atomized by Intern Jocaline. R.I.P. Intern Leland. Intern Jocaline will be properly scolded for her unacceptable behavior despite her claim that she was conducting DoD testing, stating "HE walked into MY atomizer" and that "natural selection is craaaazy."

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

A WASTE.

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Is it? He literally walked into the atomizer blast.

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PERHAPS. BUT I HAD…IDEAS.

Intern Leland is currently atomized, so you gotta come up with a backup idea. That twink is OBLITERATED.

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Glad Intern Jocaline created a Chittr account solely to defend herself on the whole atomizing Intern Leland thing. That bodes well.

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we can what

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Reconstruct his atoms. It would be like... REALLY REALLY BAD if we just atomized people and didn't like make a way to bring them back. AS FUNNY as it would be. ... I mean TERRIBLE, very terrible. >:(

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what the hell is broseph feeding you

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I eat 3 square meals a day and get a full 8 hours of sleep Sir.

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I may need to talk with him about this.

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I am just doing my job and taking care of myself!

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My concern for you all has skyrocketed.

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Mr. Strider takes good care of us, DoD lab interns and employees!

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THATS WHAT IM CONCERNED ABOUT

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WHY??????