♣ mediated by @diamanteDerelict
dont know whats tea. never drank it. never seen it. so i cant participate. fuckin yay.
My Boss Has Told Me To Come Into Work So She Can Yell At Me " For Being Stupid! ".
shiiiit goodluck w that dawg
First date idea: dunge0n time #suggestive
joke's on you i have.nooo money
those are third date activities
first date idea: fightin barehanded in a torrential storm in the mud tryin desperately to kill the other as a matter of survvivval #violence
CANS THINKS LOUDER THOUGHTS SOMETIMES TOO.
So you’ve said, yes.
GETTIN A NEW MASCOT FOR THE CREW. GONNA BE A CIGARETTE DOG.
oh thank cod nothin happened to my "science is sexy" poster
They weren’t lying when they said this city was mostly bars and casinos and the like. Which would explain why half of them are bad, if I’m being honest.
squinting at you through the screen but ok.
@diamanteDerelict mixed signals.
i am the hat man.
Rubbing my temples in a 'everything is tötally fine' sörta way
HEHH. TOI MUCH OF DA COWARDLY PIEACE OF SHJIT FOR THAT ANYSYWYAYS.
DSFOME WINE FROM SKJOME ALIEN TREESR AGED FOR. TWUI HONDRED YERARS. ASND SDOME POIUTTENT POKISIONS.
YUOUI WOULDNKT BELIDEVE THE SORT OF SHILT IT TAKES TO DO IT, JHONESTLY
There's a masquerade being held in the capital. Gog what are those violets thinking of inviting me here for....ugh motherfucking just no...I ain't no gentletroll. #ImperialCityMasquerade
Why do I fall for the bait?
This wall looks an awful lot like a gentleman, but if you're going to say that's not you.. Enjoy your date, you semantic-dancer.
Imagine me throwing my hands up in the air and doing some little headshake of indignation. That's me right now. I'm not surprised but I feel like this waltz is going nowhere. I explained my stance, you've stated yours, and now we're just grinding our foreheads against eachother refusing to budge.
You just have bloodlust? ..I mean. 🤷♀️ I respect it!
live y0ur truth. don't even get me started 0n humans who want tw0 call whatever fleeting whim they have a quadrant. they d0n't have the same fucking endocrine system. fucking aliens. i can't believe my l0wblo0d ass grew old en0ugh two understand imperial f0reign policy.
📞 I'll be waiting for you. https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/heart.gif
📞 MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T CUT YOUR LINE, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN. But I did leave out some clues, just for the thrill. Assuming the innocent didn't get caught up in them.
📞 What would you say to a dinner and a show? You can be the star of the act.
📞 FUCK YOU. KEEP THE LINE OPEN.
📞 Such a shame, you are a real diamond amongst the filth that lays here. Give me those digits.
📞 Guys please pick up the phone. I have something fun to share :(
only four oreo cakesters left... B(
Oh hey what’s up man.
I AM BISCUITS I KNOW NOTHING BUT I MAKE #DRIPTIPS ASK ME ANYTHING!
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ want that neceડડar¡1y, but ¡'11 keep ¡t ¡n m¡nd, thank you
... But why.
Are you okay?? You were thrown out a window???
Or at least one of us. But they have more reason to kill you.
i need to go lay down and fire him orsomething
It's a heavy burden but someone's got to do it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/sisyphus.png
The instant Rankamid like and Rechitt was deeply humbling I'm not going to lie to you guys.
im not that attractive why does this keep happening!
I'm done. I'm walkin' away.
MY PENIS, DROOG!