♠ hated by @diamondsDroog
I wasn’t aware I had such sway over your actions. I should use this power for good.
spades slick.
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/dJ68RzFR/diamondsdroog.png
Reading is also somethin' most people are taught when they're lil tykes, pal. Christ, I can't imagine how sad your childhood was if these are things that are impressive to you.
Well who doesn't chat with a lady every now and then? It'd be weird if ya didn't. The fact you think it's some sort of landmark accomplishment is kinda telling.
If you were a real gentleman, you'd know a proper fella don't kiss and tell. Nice try, but if you wanna learn some pointers from the best you're better off just askin' nicely for some tips.
You don't have to hide it from me. I know I inspired equal parts admiration and jealousy in types like yourself all the time. Bein' naturally charismatic while you types just end up lookin' like tryhards.
The only gushing that happens 'round here is what the dames do when I hit them with the ol' Sleuth pulchritude.
Mr. Holier-Than-Thou walking up to me and telling me his hoity toity drink made of honey and strawberry jam is any less cultured than brewing your own flask of candy liquor. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
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quadrants are fake. do what feels right. smear, flip, va(illate, who (ares
It's been a bit since I really tried to speak on this website's level. She sleep on my over until I Rankmaid.
maybe if you posted something interesting i wouldn't be left with all the damn work myself.
@scratchDoctor wants me to cum so bad it makes him look stupid. #nsfw
mmmmushy.
boxcars steals genitals. #nsfw
that's what i thought.
you call that for free. how's your arm doing.
yeah you *tried* your best.
jnmmm m'
That was quite fun. I hope nobody needed that warehouse or anything inside.It wasn't especially well guarded.
Sword that's actually 2 swords.
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
She gas on my lean until I
They call it gasoline because the gas makes you lean. Or something.