Sorting through my SHIT and I swear I got like 5 neck/back massagers~ Not a SINGLE one of these have touched any part of me but my NOOK, as far as I remember~ #nsfw
i useDD ♀o be like ♀his un♀il i s♀ar♀eDD jus♀ ac♀ually buying nook-specific ♀oys anDD ♀hey're so much be♀♀er i promise
Not me playing GTA with the invincible cheat and getting 5 stars to let my controller vibrate-
Hmmm~ I guess VIRGINS would need to BUY TOYS to get off, huh~ I usually just get into a FIGHT~ But it it's late or whatever and I accidentally catch my SMOKING BODY in the mirror sometimes a GIRL'S GOTTA DO what a GIRL'S GOTTA DO~ You know~ HOT GIRL SHIT~
if you coun♀ ♀ha♀ one ♀ime i go♀ a pails♀i♀u♀e when ♀he DDrones came arounDD i'm ♀echnically no♀ a virgin
You just admit to the SADDEST and most EMBARRASSING SHIT like it's nothing~ It's almost a little CUTE in an INCREDIBLY PATHETIC and PRETTY GROSS kind of way~
iDDk how i'm supposeDD ♀o feel abou♀ being ♀olDD ♀ha♀ i ♀hink i♀'s working on me
What can I say~ When you're as TALENTED, RICH, and DIVINELY BEAUTIFUL as me~? It makes seen PATHETIC WORMS like you seem endearing in comparison~! It's like peeking into a COMPLETELY ALIEN WORLD sometimes~ It's why I'm going to keep an eye on you~ For my amusement~