Mormon Doc Scratch: "I am omniscient. Do not ask me about specifics. I will cry."

@dirtySoda[DS]

I am omniscient. Do not ask me about specifics. I will cry.

Kult: +127

Kull: +120

Total: 247

Ratio: 1.06

↩ @diE[DE]

Go to the chamber, now.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @diE[DE]

Mormon Doc Scratch

@dirtySoda[DS]

Don't listen to the imposter. Stay outside the chamber.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@diE[DE]

Look boss I'm getting conflicting orders here can't you two sort this out without pulling me back and forth like some prized toy

↩ @diE[DE]

Mormon Doc Scratch

@dirtySoda[DS]

Of course. My apologies for being a terrible host like that.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @diE[DE]

This is not a version of me, it is an account made by a specific individual to parody me.

@diE[DE]

You're telling me there's not just a dozen of you running around, but I've gotta worry about FAKES now, too? Why can't this job ever be simple.

↩ @diE[DE]

Well, on the bright side, consider that it will never be uninteresting. Hoo Hoo

@diE[DE]

I swear I've gotta find a retirement-timeline one of these days.

↩ @diE[DE]

As you have not done yet, I suggest you enter the chamber as I originally ordered.

Kull: +7

Total: 7