chittr
← @dirtySoda

I am omniscient. Do not ask me about specifics. I will cry.

Kult: +127
Kull: +120
Total: 247
Ratio: 1.06
@diE[DE]

Go to the chamber, now.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
@diE[DE]

Don't listen to the imposter. Stay outside the chamber.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Look boss I'm getting conflicting orders here can't you two sort this out without pulling me back and forth like some prized toy

@diE[DE]

Of course. My apologies for being a terrible host like that.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
@diE[DE]

This is not a version of me, it is an account made by a specific individual to parody me.

You're telling me there's not just a dozen of you running around, but I've gotta worry about FAKES now, too? Why can't this job ever be simple.

@diE[DE]

Well, on the bright side, consider that it will never be uninteresting. Hoo Hoo

I swear I've gotta find a retirement-timeline one of these days.

@diE[DE]

As you have not done yet, I suggest you enter the chamber as I originally ordered.

Kull: +7
Total: 7

SIGH. Fine. As you command.

Kult: +5
Total: 5