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@doomsdayDoubled

was lurking but saw h0w batshit y0u all are and i enj0y suffering tw0 much tw0 stay away. the different versi0ns 0f my friends 0n here make me laugh tw0 much. (pfp by thesparrowingold)

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@clumsyAquifer[CA]

Ðo you wǟnt to ժǟnçҽ wiiith mҽ~. ݁ ⊹ . ݁? #rҽƒҽrҽnçҽ

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Why w0n’t any0ne dance with me~

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, YOU ALL BETTER GO READ MY REVIEW. I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT THING.

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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < karcat... i don't want to be the one to say this :33 < but someone has to :33 < this is a social media website :33 < if theres a readmore button no one will click it

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it's pretty g00d. i usually can't stand n0lan films th0ugh because they're always like a wipe-l0ng and have s0mething fucky tw0 d0 with time 0r the timeline 0f the film, and the s0undtracks make my pan ache. but y0u make s0me pretty g00d p0ints 0ver all with the theme here and it sh0ws tw0 me that he did a g00d adaptati0n 0f the 0dyssey.

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0ne) n0 0ne had tw0 say it least 0f all y0u. tw0) s0cial media websites are where pe0ple share their fucking th0ughts are y0u pan-r0tted?

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

YOU’RE NOT A FAN OF C. NOLS?????? SOLLUX. MY PUSHER. IT ACHES.

i'm n0t crazy, i liked mement0. i just think a l0t 0f his stuff gets really 0verhyped. i'm als0 a c0ntrarian assh0le.

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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

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this p0st gave me sec0ndhand anxiety.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

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y0u have tw0 pay the tr0ll t0ll if y0u wanna get that b0y's s0ul.

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y0u pe0ple sure are needy and h0rny and willing tw0 meet up with p0ssible serial killers 0n a site that's full 0f pe0ple largely separated by wh0le universes fr0m each 0ther. did the j0urnal fact0ry burn d0wn again?

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What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?
@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

see this is whie i got a rule against meetin people off the internet

the very small number 0f pe0ple with a pan in their nugb0ne g0es up by 0ne. hurray

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < if somenyan tries to jeff the kill me ill just jeff the kill them even harder

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well yeah y0u're built different.

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

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what is this like s0me kinda list 0f activati0n w0rds 0r s0mething? s0me manchurian candidate shit?

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

ATTENTION, ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS. #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING AN IMPROMPTU STREAM OF ZOOLANDER TOLIGHT, BECAUSE I COULD USE A LAUGH AT BEN STILLER'S SORT OF GAUNT FACE. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I'M STARTING IT IN DEAD ON TEN MINUTES, SO #GETIN. LINK BELOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT

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y0u w0uld watch ben stiller's creepy gaunt face willingly w0uldn't y0u. g0g the humans have twisted y0ur pan, kk.

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EXCUSE ME. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BE JUDGING WHO’S UGLY, FLESHY HUMAN MUG I FIND DELIGHT IN.

the king 0f g00d taste 0bvi0usly.

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AND DON’T YOU *EVER* FORGET IT, ASSHOLE. YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I’M NOT SLOBBING ALL OVER YOUR GAUNT FACE.

yuck, kk! y0u win this r0und f0r creating 0ne 0f th0se m0st bulge-twisting gr0ss-0ut images tw0 put in my pan.

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@corallineCataclysm[CC]

anyways make way for da b1g kahuna

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d0es this mean if y0u get turned upside-d0wn y0u freeze up?

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@corallineCataclysm[CC]

fuck 1f 1 kno

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be really awkward tw0 find 0ut 0n accident that it d0es.

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@corallineCataclysm[CC]

atp 1d have to kr1ll da mf who fl1pped me and moby myshellf too 1dk

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it's like what happened with the dem0n c0re. the sec0nd it slams shut because y0u m0ve the screwdriver away, y0u're dead. d00med. the sec0nd s0me0ne m0ves y0u int0 t0nic imm0bility they're dead. d00med. because y0u're n0t g0nna be that way f0rever and then y0u're g0nna krill wh0ever did it. s0 it's n0t likely tw0 happen. be funny if s0me0ne did it th0ugh. f0r science.

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