To fill in a little niche that someone or nobody might want, I will be psychoanalyzing Chittr accounts! Let me know if anyone (⒈) is interested! OPEN OPEN OPEN! Please DM me or comment HERE if you are INTERESTED!
B:o( At least you're on the queue!
In... The Queue. [HONK].
thiz iz true but it d0ez n0t fee1 1ike a vict0ry. i think zhe g0t there firzt.
Actually, you got here a minute or two before her!
0f c0urze i did.
Haha, I will admit to being a little intrigued now that I'm here ^^; But I'm sure you have ꫂ❁lenty on your ꫂ❁late already!! ❣︎
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AS MUCH AS TABLOID GANDERSLOP CHURNS RISING TIDES OF NAUSEA IN MY BILEPUMP, IT IS WITH DEEPLY BEGRUDGING DISCRETION THAT I RECOGNIZE RESPECT FOR A GOOD CRITIC'S REVIEWS. YOU AND THE VERSION OF ROSE WITH THE "ORBIE" SHE FONDLES LIKE SOME WRINKLED SOOTHSAYER WOULD GET ALONG GREAT.
This is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me. I ADORE you. And aspire to ✎ as fluidly as you someday. (On that note, the word 'begrudging' seems to encapsulate a good portion of your onlinedentity. You are SUCH a character snd I mean that with all the affection I can parse in myself.)
UNDULATING FUCKSPASMS OF THE ENTRAILS, CAN YOU *LAY OFF* THE TROLL SPLENDA? THE SACCHARINITY IS COMING OFF OF YOU IN SUCH WET, HUMID WAVES OF PALPABLE ADORABARF-WORTHY REPUGNANCE THAT I'M DROWNING ON DRY LAND. YOU'RE GOING TO CLOG MY PUSHERWEBS IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL EVERYONE IS ON ABOUT. THE WAY I WRITE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. BUT IF YOU GIVE SUCH A SHIT ABOUT IT, THEN GO AHEAD AND TRY TO CRACK MY NUGBONE OPEN AND SPILL THE CONTENTS ALL OVER YOUR FARCICAL CHITTR PAGE. NOTHING YOU COULD COLD READ FROM MY CHARRED, SMOKING PSYCHE COULD BE A MORE DAMNING INDICTMENT THAN THE NON-STOP DAILY TIDE OF BULLSHIT I'M FORCED TO HUMILIATE MYSELF TO GET THROUGH EVERY DAY THAT I'M ON THIS WEBSITE. AND YOU SEEM ALRIGHT. SO THERE'S THAT. BUT DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD.