Genuinely impressive how many badge-seekers append a "thank you" after Junior does the only thing it was programmed to do. Let me guess. You're polite to waitstaff? Professional butlers? Make a habit of picking up litter in your neighborhood?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g0d f0rbid z0me0ne ch00ze kindnezz. |et me guezz. [ACTION:QUERY] y0u have a genera| demean0r 0f cynicizm and apathy tt0 c0ver up tthe fact tthat y0u are zcared tt0 |et any0ne get c|0ze tt0 y0u and zee y0u f0r what y0u rea||y are? [ACTION:QUERY] 0r iz it tthat y0u fee| |ike y0u are 0n|y p|aying pretend at being a perz0n and 0ne day tthey wi|| a|| zee tthat? [END MESSAGE]
Well, Junior IS a very well coded 8ot. It is hard not to feel endeared to the inherent realness of him and in turn offer politeness. Perhaps think of it as a compliment to your skill?
A close read, but not quite. No further comment.
Hmm. I'll consider it.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] interezting. y0ur rezp0nze iz n0ted. remember. by tthe way. tthat waitztaff and but|erz and tthe |ike are pe0p|e tt00. [END MESSAGE]
That sounds made-up. Can we get a fact check on that?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0f c0urze. define: perz0n. a being wh0 haz certain capacitiez 0r attributez zuch az reaz0n, m0ra|ity, c0nzci0uznezz 0r ze|f-c0nzci0uznezz, and being a part 0f a cu|ttura||y eztab|izhed f0rm 0f z0cia| re|ati0nz zuch az kinzhip, 0wnerzhip 0f pr0perty, 0r |ega| rezp0nzibi|ity. |0gic tthen f0||0wz tthat az waitztaff and but|erz and tthe |ike engage in z0cia| functi0nz. have vari0uz capacitiez and abi|itiez. and have re|ati0nzhipz. tthey are "a perz0n". [ACTION:QUERY] d0ez tthiz zatizfy? [ACTION:QUERY] 0r are y0u tt00 buzy enj0ying tthe p0wer fantazy 0f tthe fact tthere are tth0ze wh0 muzt be p0|ite? [END MESSAGE]
I make a habit to avoid spaces with people in them. Generally speaking, if an experience exists, I've done everything in my power to never have it. Suffice to say: speaking to waitstaff or similar falls under this broad "no-go" category.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. i zee. it iz n0t what i guezzed ear|ier. tthe veneer 0f detachment iz tthere z0 y0u can c0ntinue fee|ing better ab0ut y0urze|f. tte||ing y0urze|f y0u are better tthan 0therz becauze y0u are z0 unique and zpecia| tthat y0u cann0t zhare tthiz w0r|d with tthem. [ACTION:QUERY] iz tthat n0t awfu||y |0ne|y? [END MESSAGE]
Lonely, sure. You're closer, but still not quite there. I believe in you.