.𖥔 ݁John ݁ ˖༄
@eclipsedBreeze
just trying to live life to the fullest! (Featherbent)
not the frank bit again!
@twilightGlide how many times are you going to pull this, dave?
good morning everyone! how was fight night?
dude it was awesome but then people started taking drugs so i kinda dipped out and fought raccoons instead #substance
i guess as long as you had fun? you probably would have been bodied by regular people anyways, youre like 80 pounds at most.
i want to make pistachio muffins but have an allergy that would kill me. :(
anyways! may the sweep bring you to great heights!
the sweep is coming soon and i still dont have a proper song ready. :/
i'm choosing to ignore shades mcfeatherbutt now.
theres also another you who isnt a bird and is dating the shouty alien guy with horns whos my best friend :)
not bird me with an alien? well damn i knew i had game but not interdimensional game sweet
my timeline has a lot of cool stuff! like youre my sister for example! :D
rose dates an interdimensional alien vampire lesbian with a chainsaw so i think she wins in that regard hehe (≧▽≦)
im spoiling way too much :/ get to being awesome you two :D
the point is theres some dude there and he looks terrible.
it's clearly a reference t0 the telltale heart.
there's a mysterious guy lurking on the floor...
john wouldnt know bird edgar allan poe if he smacked him in the ass lmao
edgar allen p0e. 0u0
it's been pr0ven definitively c0rrect.
because dave t0ld y0u. 0_0
dave came over to my nest and started beatboxing. like literally just that then he flew off. :/
its finally been getting warmer recently and i'm getting to stretch my wings and soak up that nice sun.
wow hi, what's going on everyone?
just another day at the office john!