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just trying to live life to the fullest! (Featherbent)

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not the frank bit again!

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@twilightGlide how many times are you going to pull this, dave?

dave? whos that im frank man

SIGH!

good morning everyone! how was fight night?

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dude it was awesome but then people started taking drugs so i kinda dipped out and fought raccoons instead #substance

wh- huh????

yeah man i fought raccoons

i guess as long as you had fun? you probably would have been bodied by regular people anyways, youre like 80 pounds at most.

ah ah no its 90 yet it right

whatever dave! the point is you probably barely make any weight class.

jokes on you i can rank in the fly weights

i made cranberry muffins. :)

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i want to make pistachio muffins but have an allergy that would kill me. :(

anyways! may the sweep bring you to great heights!

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dont look down johnny boy

the sweep is coming soon and i still dont have a proper song ready. :/

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DUDE you dont think im the best hunter???

i have yet to see you go up against vriska.

because she has her pad and i have mine i dont want her shitty nest anyways

hmmm...

B(

:/

its working. >:)

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i'm choosing to ignore shades mcfeatherbutt now.

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theres also another you who isnt a bird and is dating the shouty alien guy with horns whos my best friend :)

:o woah really? that's cool!

not bird me with an alien? well damn i knew i had game but not interdimensional game sweet

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great now its going to go to his head.

my timeline has a lot of cool stuff! like youre my sister for example! :D

rose dates an interdimensional alien vampire lesbian with a chainsaw so i think she wins in that regard hehe (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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holy fuck yeah she does thats metal as hell too wow

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woah im a woman? good for other me. :D

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im spoiling way too much :/ get to being awesome you two :D

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loll ok.

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the point is theres some dude there and he looks terrible.

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yo so real talk my guy what is going on

SIGH.

it's clearly a reference t0 the telltale heart.

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i think so too dude is pulling our wings here and not being serious

I AM!! I'M BEING SO SERIOUS! AAAAUGH!!

look out hes about to go mad

there's a mysterious guy lurking on the floor...

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john wouldnt know bird edgar allan poe if he smacked him in the ass lmao

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edgar allen p0e. 0u0

i! yes i would!

it's been pr0ven definitively c0rrect.

yeah i realize that now!

:(

lmao

because dave t0ld y0u. 0_0

:/ it just took me a second.

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anyways i said ON the floor not IN!

the drones are changing positions time to go!

dave came over to my nest and started beatboxing. like literally just that then he flew off. :/

its finally been getting warmer recently and i'm getting to stretch my wings and soak up that nice sun.

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wow hi, what's going on everyone?

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just another day at the office john!

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