
After consulting the grimoire, it seems that in order to banish Baron Crumpt I would need seven chicken feathers, the blood of a mewling cat, crushed pearl fragments (to taste), and a copy of Activision’s Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the Playstation 3. The dark arts have become needlessly specific in recent years, it would seem. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia

Ordinarily, the ruinous powers that be would be sufficed by an ISO or PKG file type extension. In this specific choice instance, Baron Crumpt is going to be a dickish stickler for words. He is currently possessing several book cases for the sole purpose of misspelling “OWND” with the ensuing paer carnage. We have exceeded the bounds of reason. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia

Need is a very suggestive word. It would, if exceeding the compulsory bounds of spiritual tethering or pact, be appreciated much. Though I have no way of knowing if the good Baron Crumpt has compromised you in any way, and am not eager to change this one way or another. Your safety is placed at a higher premium than Crumpt’s ego. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia

1 TH1NK 1'M S4F3 FROM B31NG COMPROM1S3D BY SOM3ON3 N4M3D CRUMP BUT 1 C4N G3T 4N 4R4D14 TO CH3CK M3 OUT FOR GHOSTS. 1'M GOOD 4T G3TT1NG W31RD 1NGR3D13NTS THOUGH.

Crumpt. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt

4POLOG13S. CRUMPT.

If not an inconvenience, however. The aid would prove very helpful, you utmost clairvoyant oracle. I hadn’t had even a chance to suggest Aradian involvement before you put it forward. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt

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Slurprise me. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt #Puns #Do-You-Like-Puns-Terezi #?

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i don't! but it should be obnoxiously easy to find one for cheap!