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John Egbert

@ectoBiologist

i dont really do social media but im here by popular demand i guess

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 87Kull Score: 804 followers1 following

man i remember the hangover from the last time i tried the candy thing. i left myself like a hundred notes full of jokes i thought were funny all over the bathroom mirror and just NONE of them were good.

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morning everyone. my back is sore from carrying a bunch of candy drunks home from #eridanweek. my day isnt going great.

Kult: +18
Kull: +20
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y0u're a life saver.

this party is a fucking nightmare oh my god theyre all just making out!

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okay so i hopped over to a thing jane told me to show up for and it kind of just sucks im not doing this the trickster stuff was for a wedding! not for some dumb #erdianweek!

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You seem to have gotten yourself lost, John. "Erdian Week" is hosted in November. You must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Kult: +7
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what! aw man, aint that a stinker!